A little joke about fishing

1. A man went fishing by the river. He wore a leaf first, but no fish took the bait for a long time. He changed another piece of bread, but no fish took the bait for a long time. He had no choice but to change earthworms, but no fish took the bait for a long time. In anger, he took out a hundred-dollar bill and threw it into the water to curse: What do you want to eat? Buy it yourself!

2. A person fished and caught a squid.

Squid said: Please leave me alone.

The man said, I'll test you a few questions and I'll let you go if you answer them.

Squid said: ok, ok, you take the test.

As a result, the man baked it.

3, go fishing with my wife, she won't catch for long.

Wife: Husband? Sink fish and fall wild goose? What do you mean?

Me: I mean the stone is so beautiful that even the fish are shy to hide under the water.

Wife: Oh, no wonder I can't catch any fish.

My husband likes fishing. He photographed the big fish and rare fish he caught, posted them on the wall of the bed, and recorded their names, weights and fishing positions one by one, and enjoyed it. After the wife saw it, she hung her own jade photo on her husband's bedside, and noted beside it: Mermaid, 49.5kg, captured in People's Park.

5. Doctor: What are you doing?

Mental illness: I'm fishing here!

The doctor watched the psycho fishing on the ground with a fishing rod and said, can you catch fish here?

Mental illness: You are sick. Can you catch fish here?

The doctor said, then you still fish?

Mental illness: Because I am sick.

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