Humor routines to amuse girls.

What humorous routines are there to amuse girls? In the process of chatting with girls, it is very important to learn some routines that make girls happy, because humor can make people laugh, and laughter is the first step to unify people's emotions. Do you want to know? Lie down and I'll tell you what humorous routines make girls happy.

Humorous routines for teasing girls 1 humorous routines 1;

Woman: Well, I'm going to take a shower.

Man: Hum, how could you?

Woman: Huh? What's wrong with taking a bath?

Man: Since we are good friends, now you don't even take a shower with me.

Humor routine 2:

Woman: It's getting cold today.

Do you think my arms are warm/shy?

Humor routine 3:

Man: A pair of aces, haha. ...

Woman: Well, the breasts are not big.

M: nothing. There is a saying called childhood friends. Do you know what this means?

Woman: A good match?

M: No, I grew up playing/shyly.

Humor routines tease girls 2 1 and learn to guide the topic.

In order to make girls chat happily, besides atmosphere, topic selection and guidance are also very important. Remember not to talk with girls about boring topics, such as military, politics, sports and so on. Although you are good at this topic and can talk to girls for a long time, girls may not be interested.

When girls frequently say "Oh, well, good" in chat, you can stop, you can choose to give the topic to girls, and you can find the topic according to girls' circle of friends. For example, ask a girl, "How was your weekend? See if your circle of friends has visited xx "and then talk to the girl according to the key words in her words.

2. Mobilize girls' emotions

If embarrassing chats often appear in the chat, it is largely because your chat content is too boring to interact effectively with girls, and the chat becomes a question and answer, which does not drive girls' emotions, so there will be no sparks of love.

Love needs enthusiasm. Girls will only like you if they feel the feeling of heartbeat. So in the chat, you need to mobilize the girl's emotions, make her happy for a while, make her anxious for a while, make her excited for a while, fascinate her for a while, make her mood fluctuate, and guide the girl into the chat atmosphere you create.

Specific methods can use push-pull chat skills to create a sense of mystery, so that girls can't fathom your thoughts.

3. The most taboo thing about chatting with girls is

The girl gives you two words, and you give her 20 words. The biggest advantage of chatting is that you can achieve the desired effect in just a few words. For example, sister: What are you doing? You: I just finished eating, and now I'm going to see a movie. How can I get my sister to answer the phone? Do you want to look at your mobile phone and call you back directly? You: I miss you. Do you miss me too? Sister: No, you: Well, I will miss you, even if I am sad.

4. Women are duplicitous animals.

They are eager to be cared for, so all your ways of speaking should seem to hold her in your hand, but not directly express how much you like her. Like you: What are you doing? Sister: just got up, you: piggy! Sister: Hum. You: but I like the life of a pig, and I like you ... in short, try to express your feelings properly, which doesn't sound flattering.

5. Be humorous and active.

Listen to what others say between the lines. For example, someone sends you an article and asks you to help you see the problem. Maybe they are not trying to improve at all, but indirectly showing off how awesome they are. I hope you can praise him more. Just like many girls say that their photos are ugly, it is embarrassing not to know if they are really ugly.