Incisive jokes about working overtime

1. Worked overtime for 4 days in a row. On the 5th day, a colleague brought a 60-pound copper Buddha... The company worked overtime for 4 days in a row. My colleagues couldn't hold it anymore. On the fifth day, they had to work overtime. , when he came, he carried a 60-pound bronze Buddha. After working overtime for a while, he lifted the bronze statue, put it down, lifted it up, and put it down. The colleague next to him became depressed and said: You work overtime. Why are you bringing this up? Colleague replied: I'm sleepy, let me refresh myself!

2. The boss will not let you work overtime. The boss will only assign you a task on Friday, and then tell you to have a good rest on the weekend. If you are not in a hurry, just show it to him before going to work on Monday.

3. Working overtime makes me feel miserable every year. I work overtime every day like a monkey. I work overtime without getting paid, and I get scolded every day for no reason.

4. On March 15th, I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime on weekends. The boss said: Today is March 15th and there can be no days off.

5. I say: Have a life outside of work! So, my wife told me that I could have this; so: I got to work overtime!

6. You have worked too hard. The company has arranged for you to work overtime today, but it is not a company. You should all go home and work overtime! Pay attention to your body.

7. It is also said that Shenma comes on a casual trip, and even a casual trip after work is not acceptable.

8. Last night, my boyfriend came back from working overtime. He was exhausted. Seeing how hard he worked, I asked him to lie on my lap and give him a massage. Within two minutes, his legs were numb from the pressure, so I quickly asked him to get up and rub them. The boyfriend whispered while rubbing it: What a routine!

9. I have worked for four years, but working overtime has given me six years of work experience. --I plan to put this sentence in my resume. It looks quite impressive. It sounds pretty awesome too.

11. Growth means that even if you are so sad that you almost die, you still go to work as usual the next day.

11. Growth means that even if you are so sad that you almost die, you still go to work as usual the next day.

12. People who work overtime are the best. Hair loss? Mentally exhausted? If you can't concentrate, you don't need Liuwei Dihuang Pills, but you need to continue working overtime.

13. I have been working overtime a lot recently. My female boss is very concerned about me and asked me if I wanted to have a midnight snack. She said she would order takeout for me, but I was busy and complaining at the same time. No need for late night snacks, just let me sleep. The female boss said she was disgusted and walked away with a red face. I was depressed for a long time before I finally realized what I was doing.

14. Xiaoyun: “Working overtime from 10pm to 12pm is bad for your skin, so I don’t want to work overtime!”. The boss took a puff of cigarette and said slowly: "Okay, I will work from 10 to 12 o'clock, and then work overtime after 12 o'clock."

15. “The greatest sorrow in life is: working but being owed wages. The greatest regret in life is: working overtime but not getting overtime pay. The greatest sorrow in life is: being paid on time. I’ve been given overtime pay, but the money is still not enough!”