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Describe your classmates in classical Chinese, at least 39 words, without punctuation.
After the first class, I said to my deskmate, "Xu Tong, I want to discuss something with you! Because I always come earlier than you, and I always move the stool. It's so unfair! Tell you what, I'll move the stool every morning, but you have to give me money! "
"What reward?" He asked.
I said, "I said a few things. First, move a stool for ten days, and you give me a pencil or eraser. Second, move the stool for seventeen days and give me a new book, any book will do. Third, give me a pen after moving for 25 days. Any pen except a pencil will do, but it must be good! Just a few, choose! "
The deskmate seemed to be stunned and said, "You ... you earned a little hard, didn't you?" Then ... then I'll choose three! Give you a ballpoint pen. "
Another time, in class. There is a "tortoise line" between deskmates. In class, I accidentally crossed the line.
"Super line!" The voice of the deskmate is small and shrill.
I whispered, "What's the matter? Didn't I surpass it before?"
"I used to be, and now I am!"
"I don't care, then your previous line can't be white!"
So, Xu Tong used to squeeze my arm, but I refused, so I squeezed him again, and we squeezed each other.
"Xu Tong, Yanyun! What are you doing? Listen attentively! " The teacher roared.
We must stop the war.
There are many words.
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