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Describe your classmates in classical Chinese, at least 39 words, without punctuation.

One morning, I came to the classroom and saw that my deskmate had not come yet. I'm a little angry (I have to move the stool again today! ), but when I saw the teacher coming, I had to move the stool down and kept muttering, "Hum, Xu Tong (the name of my deskmate), and so on!"

After the first class, I said to my deskmate, "Xu Tong, I want to discuss something with you! Because I always come earlier than you, and I always move the stool. It's so unfair! Tell you what, I'll move the stool every morning, but you have to give me money! "

"What reward?" He asked.

I said, "I said a few things. First, move a stool for ten days, and you give me a pencil or eraser. Second, move the stool for seventeen days and give me a new book, any book will do. Third, give me a pen after moving for 25 days. Any pen except a pencil will do, but it must be good! Just a few, choose! "

The deskmate seemed to be stunned and said, "You ... you earned a little hard, didn't you?" Then ... then I'll choose three! Give you a ballpoint pen. "

Another time, in class. There is a "tortoise line" between deskmates. In class, I accidentally crossed the line.

"Super line!" The voice of the deskmate is small and shrill.

I whispered, "What's the matter? Didn't I surpass it before?"

"I used to be, and now I am!"

"I don't care, then your previous line can't be white!"

So, Xu Tong used to squeeze my arm, but I refused, so I squeezed him again, and we squeezed each other.

"Xu Tong, Yanyun! What are you doing? Listen attentively! " The teacher roared.

We must stop the war.

There are many words.