Interesting cold joke question

1, Q: A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. What is a black and white red horse?

This is a shy zebra.

2. Q: Why do people go to bed?

A: Because the bed won't walk by itself!

3. Q: What animal is the easiest to fall down in the world?

A: Fox! Because foxes are cunning.

Judge: Why did you throw two glasses at the plaintiff?

Defendant: Because the first shot missed him, sir.

A crow was injured in one arm, but he continued to fly. Why?

Because he is a strong crow.

6. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?"

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "

7. Q: What chicken runs fast in the world?

A: Chicken nuggets (quick).

8. Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

9. The science teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death? No one answered.

The teacher asked again: Does nobody know?

At this time, a classmate stood up and said, that's because you are calm and naturally cool.

10, q: What animal jumps higher than a tree?

A: All animals. Because trees can't jump.