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What is "Zongzi"?
In the crazy summer of 25, Zongzi also kept pace with the times and was given a new meaning.
Zongzi is an identity, which can be KGB, 7, Zhang Yi of Su Qin, or peace ambassador.
Zongzi is a state of mind, some are extremely boring, some are eager for harmony, some try to profit from it, and some hope to create joy.
While Baidu Super Girl Bar is booming, Zongzi Bar has quietly opened.
for a while, countless zongzi were welcomed.
Some people compare Zongzi Bar to the villain's valley in the peerless double pride.
This is a more wonderful world than Infernal Affairs. Do you dare to come and play?
Literacy
Source: Chris Lee told that well-known joke before he got Zongzi. It has become the legendary "Zongzi habitat, corn resort, pen fan nursery, bean jelly refuge ..."
Black Zongzi: the so-called spy, spy, troublemaker, who is afraid of chaos in the world. Also known as low-level zongzi.
Green Zongzi: Fans of all factions are the most detached group among super girls. Also known as senior zongzi.
Pure Zongzi: objective and neutral. When judging Super Girl and fan groups, there is basically no tendency.
Stuffed dumplings: transformed from some vermicelli. Some people disagree with people in their own bars, and some just make a guest appearance for fun. Among them, there are corn dumplings, bean jelly dumplings and so on.
Spring rolls: Some fans took the opportunity to make trouble, put on zongzi clothes, and continue to sow discord.
Unveiled stuffing: Many zongzi are fans in nature. For example, when judging which super girl or fan, some stuffed zongzi can't help showing their stuffing. People will call him "wrapped".
high-level: refers to people who are close to each super girl emotionally and geographically. Who has the resources, who is the top.
the second high level: the administrators of bar owners and UC, and the heads of official website, the super girls.
Hawk: A tough faction in the fan group.
Dove: a moderate faction in the fan group.
n reasons to be a zongzi
I like everyone
ID: Radish in the cornfield
Before making zongzi, I used to like spring. Reason, publicly posting that he wants to marry Chunchun; I used to like pens. Reason: I took out my mobile phone and dialed the SMS number during the game to prepare to vote for the pen; I once liked He Jie, for the same reason. I took my mobile phone to vote for He Jie, but I was bought by my boyfriend with a bottle of Coca-Cola, and the voting plan went bankrupt.
However, no matter how many people I used to like and how much I used to be a playboy, I found this super zongzi bar yesterday afternoon, but I couldn't stop myself from surfing the Internet.
isn't it good to have more entertainment?
ID: Sunshine Zongzi After the storm
I usually call myself "home entertainment Zongzi". I used to dive in super girls' bars. There were too many shady and attacking posts, as well as many fanatical attacking posts and shameless slanderous posts. I felt really dark after reading too many. This is also the reason why many people advocate being rational.
Super girls who don't surf the Internet are happy. They can't see the dark side. To tell the truth, the struggle between fans by those means is really psychological. We Zongzi just hope that fans will not be so single-minded and have more spirit of real entertainment. Relax, the game is over, why are you so tense?
I'm an outlaw for zongzi
ID: I specialize in peeling zongzi
I don't know if you've noticed it, but there is a consistent situation in super girls' bars, that is, all fans are deifying their idols, and no other voices are allowed.
so, there is zongzi. Zongzi can tell the truth, without any mental burden, and without fear of being criticized to death by fellow fans in order to tell a truth.
Zongzi originally refers to people who split others. Later, as long as there was a rational and respectful voice in the bar, it was called Zongzi. So we became zongzi.
Now there are many people in the Zongzi Bar, and there are all kinds of Zongzi, but it is the place with the best atmosphere. No matter what dumplings are stuffed, they will not attack each other. As for the others, ask bar owners how many posts they delete and how many IDs they seal every day.
why use zongzi ID? That's because if you talk to Yuchun Bar with the ID of bean jelly, you have to risk being killed. Just like using Zongzi, a neutral ID with a bit of black humor, it will be safer.
The little girl who cleans porcelain, hardcore corn, left corn.
Senior bean jelly, Jane Zhang's good friend, rolled the hoop, and announced that he would quit the bean jelly group a few days ago and leave Jing Ying.
I can't bear to say how much opposition there is among super girl fans now. This opposition is harming the girls who just started their careers. Those who dominate the comments of super girl fans never think about this problem. As long as they sing praises, they will be refined, and those with a little rational voice will be deleted.
there are two ways for a rational person. First, leave the super girl; Second, becoming an outlaw is a dumpling.
Zongzi is forced out. I can't stand this atmosphere.
We don't want to be dominated by a few people, so we become zongzi.
Zongzi is everyone's demons
ID: Super Zongzi (the owner of Zongzi family group)
It's just fun to join here at first. Like me, I am used to watching super girls. When super girls are finished, I feel lost for a while, so I play with zongzi.
People who join the Zongzi family often wear Zongzi vests for fun.
there is another reason, that is, I don't like the noisy fans, so I just make zongzi openly.
But Zongzi must like Super Girl. If you don't watch Super Girl, you won't know what Zongzi is. One of the conditions for making Zongzi is to love watching Super Girl, and the other is to be able to surf the Internet often.
In the past, everyone didn't want to be called Zongzi, because that was the bad guy in everyone's heart.
Actually, there is one thing. Without the existence of Zongzi, Super Girl would not be so popular, and the number of SMS votes would not be so high. Without the rumor of Zongzi, those fans would not be so nervous to canvass everywhere.
The most successful split of Zongzi is Chengdu Top Three. One minute, it was said that the box lunch attacked Jing Ying's mother and daughter, and another minute, it was said that bean jelly called Yuchun gay, too much.
The first three teams voted for each other. In the first few issues, the votes for Chris Lee were so high, because the fans of the top three teams helped each other to vote, and the top three teams played the friendship card. But after eight into six, the bean jelly broke away from the snack group. Corn and box lunch were renamed rice.
It should be said that this has the greatest relationship with the corn ball. The corn executives first proposed to make pure corn, suggesting that corn should not be voted for Liangying, but only for Chris Lee. The reason is that a group of friends and relatives heard bean jelly cursing Yuchun.
But it's either the top three fans who split the pen, or Zongzi's fear of chaos in the world and spreading rumors everywhere. The biggest zongzi is actually the demons in fans' hearts.
But that was done by black zongzi in the past. Now our zongzi family is just the opposite of those. The super girl is over, and those bad zongzi have no reason to make trouble.
We want to make super zongzi and resolve conflicts. Now advocate green zongzi to entertain the new era.
I've been in the Zongzi team for 24 hours.
I've heard about Zongzi for a long time.
I was greatly surprised when my colleague told me that Baidu really had "Zongzi Bar". Isn't it a dissension? I'm not ashamed to set up an organization. Run to a search, three: Zongba (669 posts), Zongba (365 posts), Super Zongba (54,918 posts).
Among them, the super popularity of Super Zongzi Bar surprised me again.
Take a stroll to Super Zongzi. I posted a post, just indicating my identity as a reporter, hoping to interview the Zongzi people, which caused countless bricks.
"Make an appointment with Zongzi executives first. Zongzi also has regular drops. " When Zongran died, he told the post.
"I suspect that the landlord is a rice dumpling sent by a fan to get information." Looking for her in zongzi, she said.
"Do you want us to read your weekly newspaper?" This is a reply to the real dumplings day and night.
And Zongzi quickly found out that I had posted in the bean jelly bar according to my IP, so it was revealed that the landlord was a big Zongzi, and she kept posting in Zhang Liangying's bar.
and all this happened within ten minutes, and I immediately looked at Zongzi Bar with special respect.
However, after confirming that I am a reporter of E Times Weekly and not a black zongzi who came to inquire about the enemy, the lovely green zongzi quickly became one with me. The zongzi people explained that they had been playing infernal affairs for a long time, and when they met strangers, they would not be able to show their level without being suspicious, and there was no malice.
the next step is to make up for all kinds of zongzi literacy posts and the pioneering history of zongzi bar.
I used to think that Zongzi was just a person who sabotaged feelings everywhere, but my colleagues insisted that Zongzi was a group of boring pranksters. After I joined the Zongzi team, I found that we were all wrong.
Many zongzi are calm people.
Super girl brings not only madness, but also a dark side. Everyone has been paying attention to the players and rarely really paying attention to the fans. Especially after the game, many people can't adjust their mentality. I watched a lot of it a while ago, and the smell of madness flowed in the bar. These fanaticism actually put pressure on super girls.
because of love, it becomes stress, and sometimes it becomes hurt.
After asking around, I found that many zongzi were "victims" of factional struggles. Some of them were scolded as zongzi by both bars because they liked two, such as rice noodles, and they didn't please them everywhere. Moreover, fans were divided into hawks and doves, who struggled with each other and felt sad for each other.
Zongzi people told me that they have been trying to have fun, hoping to infect people. Recently, even some troublemakers have appeared in the Zongzi bar. Zongzi people are occasionally a little discouraged, but they still work hard and are very cute.
they believe: the sun shines after the storm.
After posting until four o'clock in the morning, I finally fell asleep and woke up. After three pages of 12 replies, Zongzi people responded to my interview with great enthusiasm, and my text was also "refined". The next day, many green zongzi still added me to QQ to tell their stories, and there were countless cold jokes and hot jokes about zongzi.
if you are interested, you might as well go there to play. Don't mind being suspected by zongzi.
if you can't take a joke, you will be laughed at and have no entertainment spirit.
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