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Let’s watch the lines from Episode 5 of Meteor Shower again

This is all the classic lines that I have summarized everywhere. It should be relatively complete

1. Yu Xun: Aren’t you that Murong Yunhai? The Murong Yunhai who tortured me for a year; the Murong Yunhai who swore to be with me forever; the Murong Yunhai who I went to the hospital to see you every day after the car accident; the Murong Yunhai who remembered everyone but forgot me!

2 Yu Xun: Yunhai, during these days when you are not around, I miss you so much, so you can be with me, and you can be with me every day, and listen to me talk about us. Whether we are together, whether we are happy or unhappy, as long as you are here, Yunhai, I will wait for you, I will wait for you to come back

3, Yunhai: The whole world knows, as long as you are here I, Murong Yunhai, and Chu Yuxun have met. No one or any force can separate us

4. Yunhai: Even though Murong Yunhai traveled all over the world, he didn’t even know what he wanted to do. I know, now I understand, it’s because I met Chu Yuxun, because I met Chu Yuxun in Elliston, and because the two of us will never be separated

5. Sea of ??Clouds: Hands What's wrong with holding hands? The school rules stipulate that boys and girls are not allowed to hold hands, but it doesn't say that boys and girls are not allowed to hold hands. We are already very low-key~~

6. Yunhai: Yu Xun, do you know? I don't care how much blood I shed for you; I can give anything for you

7. Yu Xun: I believe in you and my sea of ??clouds. No matter where you go, you will always come back to me. I'm waiting for you. I know that one day, that tall and handsome boy stood in front of me and said to me, Chu Yuxun, I am back. I will definitely hug him and say, now, we will never be separated

8. Yunhai: Chu Yuxun, did you hear it? I am Murong Yunhai, I am your Yunhai, I want to tell you, I, Murong Yunhai, will only love you for the rest of my life... I know I was wrong, I know my mistake is impossible for you to forgive, because I don't either Maybe you can forgive yourself... These days, I can always dream of a back figure, that is your back, but I can't remember it. Over the past year, your back has tortured me so much that I can't sleep. I wake up from my dreams again and again. I want to catch you, but I can't. I escape from the island and look for this back all over the world.

I know that if I can't find it, I won't be able to rest assured for the rest of my life! Now that I remember, I remember everything. After searching all over the earth, I finally found you. Now I just pray that you can come out and see me, Chu Yuxun!

9. Duanmu at the seaside: Sometimes I feel that our hearts are too small, so small that they can only accommodate our own pale thoughts, and our eyesight is so short that we never feel or feel anything. To the broad world

10. Principal: Explanation is a cover-up, explanation is the truth, now continue to explain!

11. Duanmu: This classmate, you are still very cool!

12. Yu Xin: There is no place for us in other people’s happiness!

13. Shangguan: Woman, your name is jealous

14. Duanmu : Do you know what your greatest strength is? ?

Shangguan: What? ?

Duanmu: Critical moment, useless

15. Cui Xi: Hello, my name is Cui Xi

Ye Shuo: Your sister Cuihua is here Are you here?

16. Ye Shuo: Yu Xun, where are you going? ?

Yu Xun said: The library

Ye Shuo said: You can’t go to the library

Yu Xun: Why? ?

Ye Shuo Lenovo: 1 also said holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand, saying Yu Xun, in fact, I have always liked you, promise me not to leave, okay? 2 Ye Shuo cried and said: Chu Yuxun, if you dare to leave, I will jump from here?

Ye Shuo: Because, because, it is very embarrassing to go to the library when there is an Internet, so I never Not going

Yu Xun: Didn’t you just go there two days ago? ?

Ye Shuo: Oh, that’s because the library has a secret, a terrible secret. Come over here and I’ll tell you. Do you know, on the surface, our library looks like a The library, in fact, is very shabby and shabby

Yu Xun: Is this a secret? ?

Ye Shuo: Well, it’s very shabby, you know? So it is very old, just an ancient tomb

Yu Xun: Whose is it? ?

Ye Shuo: Sun, Quan's

Yu Xun: What are you talking about? ?

Ye Shuo: I don’t know what I said, anyway, I will not admit this conversation

Yu Xun: I don’t want to admit this conversation either

17. Yu Xun: Murong Yunhai! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Why didn't you tell me when you came back?

Yunhai: Why should I tell you when I come back? Who are you?

18. Xiaoxin: Beauty, leave a phone number!

Yu Xun: 110!

Xinxin: Beauty, what’s your last name?

Yu Xun: So annoying!

Xinxin: Is your surname Hao or Fan?

Yu Xun: My surname is Chu! ! !

Xinxin: What a good surname, so sexy!

19. Ye Shuo: What a tragedy! !

Duanmu: What a tragedy~~

20. Yu Xin: Chocolate means I love you, handkerchief means we will never be separated again, that song is missing!

21. Shangguan: Ye Shuo, go and write a sick leave note for me.

Ye Shuo: Article xx of the school rules stipulates that you must go to the infirmary in person to issue a sick leave note. (Shangguan stood up to leave)

Ye Shuo: Hey, where are you going?

Shangguan: I'm going to issue a sick leave note.

Ye Shuo: The school rules also stipulate that since you still have the energy to go to the infirmary to issue a sick note, you still have the energy to attend class.

Shangguan: Tracy, your mother asked you to go home for dinner! ! I'm really sick! !

22. Yu Xun: I don’t want to know how you and Yunhai met and fell in love. I don’t want to hear anything about the relationship between you!

23. Guo Rongrong: A long time ago, there was a fascinating legend on Aliceton campus. At that time, the sky was blue, the earth was hot, and the air was sizzling. There were several beautiful and magical men in the rivers and lakes. They were suave, iron-blooded and heroic. They walked in Aliston and passed by. Here, the heroes died, the mountains and rivers changed color, people called them H4 in awe?

24. Shangguan suddenly jumped up and shouted: Long live! Mr. Ren Chen raised the whip high! Any psychiatrist will always tell you to take medicine! Yunhai, you must have crawled out of the dog hole and rushed to freedom and Yuxun.

25. Shangguan: The Milky Way is above, we must not let him meet Yu Xun, otherwise it will be Mars hitting the earth, the earth will be very angry, and the consequences will be serious!

26. Shangguan: Yunhai, you have been unrestrained for a long time, Yu Xun, she is reserved and can't find her direction. When you two met, you really asked what love is in the world. It only caused the authorities to turn the world upside down, which made us very happy to watch. In the end, her Her hands are shaking and her tears are flowing. If you want me to talk about the sea of ??clouds, you should move forward boldly."

27. Duanmu: Yu Xun, the library is the ocean of knowledge and the wisdom of the people! symbol, so we must not miss it

Yu Xun: I know, I will be deducted credits, let’s go to class first

Duanmu: Yes, I am lost

Yu Xun: You’re not kidding me, are you? I still believe what Shangguan said. I know Duanmu. The pressure of studying is quite high now, but you can’t be anxious

Duanmu: Yes. Anxiety, yes, you are right, anxiety, I am afraid, I am afraid of failing, I am afraid that I will fail the exam, so I beg you to take me to the library

Yu Xun: Right in front< /p>

Duanmu: Yu Xun, I beg you

28. Yunhai wrote a song for Yu Xun

Shangguan: What kind of musical notation are you using? What are you pretending to be like? Fen's student

Ye Shuo: Shangguan, come here, stop making trouble, he is brewing feelings

Shangguan: Do you want to get a staff?

Yunhai: This is the lyrics and music I wrote and composed after last night and a whole night of meditation. I love her

Duanmuxiao: Then let me show it to you. The three of them applauded and I was very confused after that. Look, looking at the sea of ??clouds

The sea of ??clouds finished singing the first verse

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Ye Shuo: Stop, stop, stop, stop (and Shangguan sweating like crazy)?

Shangguan: If you want us to die, just say so

Duanmu: Yes, Yunhai, how do you look like Tracy?

29. Shangguan: In the 21st century, what is most important to an enterprise is quality and the quality of employees

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Ye Shuo: Isn’t this what your dad often tells you? What's wrong. Did your dad give you lessons again?

Shangguan: No, I was so angry by an unqualified employee, which ruined my big things, and I was broken up

Ye Shuo: Huh? It's so serious, what's going on?

Shangguan: Let me tell you, I went to apologize to Xiaoyu, then called him, ordered a bouquet of flowers, and asked the courier who delivered the flowers to write a sentence saying, I regretted quarreling with her and saying a lot of hurtful things to her. I originally asked the clerk to write, I regret it, comma, and I love you. As a result, he missed a comma, and ended up writing, I regret that I love you, and Xiaoyu broke up with me now,

Ye Shuo laughed, Shangguan cried,

Shangguan: Why are you laughing? What qualities are these? I haven’t read the book. I didn’t know that a comma could kill someone

Ye Shuo: Now that you know, why would you go to a murder caused by a comma?

Shangguan: Go to the study room and write a letter of advice to my dad to ask him to strengthen employee quality education

Ye Shuo: What does this have to do with your dad? He is not an employee of your dad. Flowers sent

Shangguan: This is terrible. Think about it, if I take over my father's company in the future and all the employees under me are of this quality, I will have to beg under the overpass. , No, absolutely not. Absolutely not, definitely not

30. Shangguan: Women are not jealous

Shangguan’s words are poor. . .

Continue: Ye Shuo climbs the tree

Yunhai: Ye Shuo climbs the tree?

31. Sea of ??Clouds: Even if one day, all the ice in Antarctica melts; even if one day, the Himalayas become a trench; even if one day, Yu Xun no longer loves me; even if this day comes soon. I will always be by Yu Xun's side, breathing the air she breathes, bathing in the sunshine she bathes in, feeling her happiness and sadness, and will never be separated again.

32. Shangguan: If you fail Conan, it will be difficult to fail the exam

33. Yu Xun: No matter where you are, I will definitely strive for happiness in my own way! ! ! !

34. Yunhai: Which rib is wrong?

Yu Xun: Ever since I met you, I have never been able to get along with you

35. Ye Shuo: It doesn’t matter, brother-in-law, even if everyone in the world doesn’t help you, this favor, Brother-in-law gang!

36. Xiaoyu: Do you know how to write the word "love" for love? The above is a change of heart, and the bottom is a change of heart.

Also, even the English word "believe" has a lie hidden in the middle.

37. Yunhai: Oh, Yu Xun, let me tell you a joke. Look, reviewing is equivalent to not failing the course, right? Then not reviewing is equal to failing the course. And if this is the case, one plus not reviewing is equal to not plus one failing. So what will happen if these two are divided?

Yu Xun: (Shaking his head, I don’t know)

Yunhai: Oops, just reviewing is equivalent to failing the class.

38. Cuixi: A goods are parallel imports. It's a fake! ~~

39. Yunhai and the principal have both said: If you want to destroy someone, you must first make him crazy

40. Yu Xun: Yunhai, why do you think the principal and Tracy are doing this this time? Why don't you punish me?

Yun Hai: Yu Xun, the one you beat is a liar

Pause. . . .

Yunhai: Besides, you are my eldest brother’s woman

41. Duanmu said: We don’t fly, we jump.

Yunhai: Yes, we use...

h4: Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.

42. Guo Rongrong: Lei Deshen and Bricks

43. Ye Shuo: Duanmu is not here at the critical moment

Yunhai: If he is here, he will definitely use it A pair of melancholy eyes looks at you, and then doesn’t say a word

44. Shangguan: Yunhai, who did you think of first when you came back?

Yunhai: Of course you are from Shangguan.

Shangguan looked sad: So I am so unimportant to you

45. Jiang Yuan: In addition to your appearance, The language is a bit thrilling, the language is not lethal, the IQ is below average, the reaction is a bit slow, and the rest is basically pretty good

46. Yu Xin: The love that is only reserved and missed is the most beautiful, isn't it?

47. Duanmu: The most important and strongest memory may not be awakened until the end, but it may never be awakened.

48. Jiang Yuan: You like you so much. You like me. You will die in a moment! ! !

49. Shangguan: You are a computer genius, but you can’t even open the bathroom door?

Ye Shuo: Thanks to you, I, a computer genius, am opening the toilet door here

50. Yunhai: What did you say your name was just now? Cui Xier? This name is quite funny!

51. Xiaoyu shouted with a loudspeaker: I don’t care if you like me or not, I like you anyway. And I declare to the whole world that I just like you.

Shangguan shot through the loudspeaker and shouted to Xiaoyu: Unfortunately, I don’t like you at all, and I hate it when you use this loudspeaker to shout at me.

Then he threw the speaker to the ground.

Shangguan: I know Chu Yuxun is your idol, but you can’t imitate her in everything. Chu Yuxun is so creative, but you are stupid if you use it like a little fish. Stupid, do you understand? Get out

Yu Xun: Shangguan, you are going too far

Duanmu: Don’t you realize that you are going too far?

Shangguan: You have a slanted stance. Too fast!

52. Yunhai: Do you know, I don’t care no matter how much blood I shed for you! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

53. Yun Hai: Yun Hai will never deny Yu Xun

54. Yun Hai: The air without you is suffocating -

Without Yu Xun I might as well die in those days

55. Guo Rongrong: (Wandering around to death) What should I do after indigestion? I have diarrhea. What to do if you have diarrhea? I have diarrhea and I have to go to the toilet. . . The toilet door is locked. . . Guess what happened? There's someone inside. . What should someone do? Shangguan Ruiqian said speechlessly: What do you think we should do? Guo Rongrong: I’ll knock. I’ll knock. knock.

knock. . . . Shangguan: (Speechless... pinching Student Guo's face) How long do you want to knock?

56. Yu Xun; Today, on behalf of Ms. Chu Yuxun and Mr. Murong Yunhai, I sign the following treaty

1. Don’t be cool with me

2. Don’t make me jealous.

3. If I am wrong, it is also your fault.

4. Don’t call me a pig

5. Don’t make me wait during a date

6. Don’t let Chu Yuxun feel wronged

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7. If I want to see the sea of ??clouds, the sea of ??clouds must appear immediately

8. You must obey my orders

9. Don't yell at me. Called

10, you can’t lie to me

11, you must answer all the questions I ask you

12, you are not allowed to make mistakes with other members of the opposite sex Intimate actions

13. Never say bad things about me

14. Don’t order me around in school

15. I say no to you You talk back

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19. If I bite you, please refer to Article 3

20. I will let you go to the mountain of knives , you can't be a mess for others

The sea of ??clouds; it's finally over

Yu Xun; there is one more thing

21, I can unconditionally change and add terms at any time and at any time Student Yunhai can raise doubts, but the final right of interpretation belongs to Chu Yuxun.

Hai Yun; Yu Xun, you might as well kill me.

57. Shangguan: Let’s just say I ordered two dishes from your place yesterday. I ate the first dish, and I thought, why is there such a terrible dish in the world? When I ate the second dish, I cried. I really did!

58. Duanmu: Some people only know how to communicate with plants that cannot speak. People turn a blind eye

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