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Which Stephen Chow movies do not have Mandarin dubbing?

Play Back to School Dragon 2

Xingxing Zhou: Have you seen Terminator?

Student: Here’s a Terminator!

Xingxing Zhou: James Bond?

Student: There’s Miss James Bond!

Zhou Xingxing: Dean of Students?

Student: The director here taught me how to teach the department! (Here, "discipline" is understood to mean "sleep here". But it cannot be reflected in Mandarin)

Zhou Xingxing: Drag him out and beat him!

Flying Tiger A: Yes Sir!

Zhou Xingxing: It’s better to cut your feet, you’ll laugh to death or not.

Uncle Da: No! He used to be really strong.

Zhou Xingxing: What did you say before?

Uncle Da: One fights twenty.

Zhou Xingxing: Fighting 20 planes will help. (I won’t say what it means to masturbate)

"Tricky Expert" (Tricky means teasing in Cantonese. If you use it directly in Mandarin, it doesn’t have this meaning)

Gu Jing: Who is coming?

Che Qinren: Your dad!

Gu Jing: My dad, the big buffalo! My mother, big wind stove! If you continue to misidentify me like this, I will burn your counting book and burn your counting book.

Che Qinren: Your dad, it’s me and your mother, there are tens of thousands of them. I won’t be afraid to recognize you when you are born. It’s better than you playing Tiao Fing, Tiao Tiao Fing in the future. (Tiao Diao Fing is also a word with overlapping sounds in Guangdong)

Che Wenjie: Fanwuqi is so scary that I am worse than you in cutting off two tails.

Gu Jing: My dad and I are doing a big show, and now we are getting popular. Why don’t you, brother, change your shirt and do some bed scenes with me?

国产○○七

Oh~~~ What you are doing is useless, as if you are such an outstanding man, no matter where you hide, he seems to be in the dark. Like fireflies, so bright and outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, sighing fibrous roots, miraculous knife skills, and Dry Matinee buried in the fruit cup...all betray you completely. Although your department is so outstanding, there are rules in the industry. Qin Wanguo didn't even find a pen for you all night long. Why don't you just make money by asking for money?

(This is a stroke of genius, using a northern prostitute who speaks inaccurate Cantonese, a different nonsensical style)

Aqin: Are there so many hair dryers? (Picks up another hair dryer)

007: The hair dryer is just a cover-up on his surface. In fact, he is a shaver. Are you dead?

Tang Bohu lights up the fragrance of autumn

My lady, I live on the edge of the city of Suzhou. I have a house and fields at home, and my life is endless. I know Tang Bohu, who is unruly and unruly. He colluded with the officials to seize my land. My grandpa turned against him and was beaten to death with a stick by him. My mother-in-law teased him for being a deceitful person, and he even captured me and took her to the Tang Mansion, where she raped her. A hundred times, a hundred times, in the end Zhong Xuanliang committed suicide and was extremely miserable. He also drove my father and son out of their home and lived by the river. In order to support my old father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. I found out about Tang Bohu. He was so insidious. Knowing this situation, he actually sent someone to plot against him. My father and son were digging wildly in front of the market. The little man was in good health, but his life was saved. My poor old father passed away, and this regret is even more difficult to fill. In order to bury my old father, I had no choice but to sell myself into a slave and become a lowly person. While working hard to make money, In the reading chapter, I vowed to show off my merits and have a strong will to kill my enemies with my hands! From now on, Tang Yin's collection of poems will always be with me, and I will always remember this grudge against Dai Tian! ! !

Tang Bohu: I like roasted chicken wings.

Messenger: But if your mother tells you to do it, hurry up.

Zhu Qian: The reason why more fast nails are needed is that if Yijia doesn’t eat them, there will be no chance to eat them again in the future.

Messenger: Are you really good at nailing it?

Tang Bohu: If I’m really good, I’ll nail it quickly.

Three people: If Yijia doesn’t eat, there will be no chance to eat again.

(Pay attention to these lyrics, especially the word "nail", which means death in the common saying.

In Mandarin, I remember it is "You are really going to heaven, I am really going to heaven...", which I don't think sounds good)

A Chinese Journey to the West

Only You, Can Take Me Get the West Scripture, Only You, can kill goblins and ghosts, Only You, can protect me, no better than a clam or a crab, only you are so strong, it is Only You, OnOnOnOnOnly You, don’t blame the master for being silent and wearing a hoop, Don't be afraid of being frightened by the dead rice, or being frightened by the dead rice. I Understand, if you want to do it with all your strength, if you want to be frightened, just be frightened.