Complete lines of cross talk "I have been there"

Zhang Kang: Zhang Kang, a crosstalk performer, wishes you to be a rooster in the Year of the Rooster, with your head held high, everything goes well, and happy applause is ready. To be happy during the holidays is to be happy, especially the friends who came to the scene today. You are one of them. My partner, Jia Xuming, has gone on a trip and said that she brought some gifts for her friends at the scene. She is packing in the background, and it is estimated that she will arrive soon.

Jia Xuming: coming, coming, coming. I brought some presents for everyone. Anybody want them? Come, this is the longan in Guangxi. I wish you a perfect round. Walnut in Xinjiang, I wish you peace and beauty. Ok.

Zhang Kang: Come on, come on. What are you doing? You are so excited.

Jia Xuming: Did you pay a New Year call?

Zhang Kang: I threw it all away. Where are mine?

Jia Xuming: Can we forget your relationship?

Zhang Kang: Don't forget.

Jia Xuming: I'm going to Shanxi to bring you some old vinegar.

Zhang Kang: That's all right, good partner. People don't know me. I like to drink vinegar. Really, some people like to drink, while others like to drink tea, so I like to drink vinegar. Don't think I'm joking. He didn't bring the vinegar. If he did, I would have dried it on the spot.

Jia Xuming: Great. (takes out a bucket of vinegar) You can drink it by unscrewing it! Don't let him not drink if the applause is not warm! If someone applauded, he did it

Zhang Kang: What am I doing? Brother, you shout and you do it.

Jia Xuming: Who shouted, you did it.

Zhang Kang: This is too big. It makes me feel sour. I'll go back and drink it slowly.

Jia Xuming: OK, OK, but I advise you to visit Shanxi sometime.

Zhang Kang: Shanxi is good.

Jia Xuming: Shanxi is great.

Zhang Kang: That's true.

Jia Xuming: People say that Shanxi is a land of beautiful scenery and fertile water, a land of five grains.

Zhang Kang: It's an old saying.

Jia Xuming: There is vinegar in Shanxi, no table can be served without vinegar, and no banquet can be served without vinegar.

Zhang Kang: That's right.

Jia Xuming: Shanxi, I still like noodles.

Zhang Kang: Shanxi pasta is very famous.

Jia Xuming: There are more than 1 kinds of noodles in Shanxi.

Zhang Kang: Look.

Jia Xuming: What kind of noodles are the most famous?

Zhang Kang: What kind of noodles?

Jia Xuming: a bold face.

Zhang Kang: Oh, my God, there are more than 1 kinds of noodles in Jia Xuming and Shaanxi, but you didn't pick out one. If you pick out a tiger face, even if you say a Daoxiao Noodles, that tiger face is not in Shanxi.

Jia Xuming: Where is it?

Zhang Kang: Shaanxi.

Jia Xuming: Where?

Zhang Kang: Shaanxi.

Jia Xuming: Shaanxi?

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: I have been to Shaanxi!

Zhang Kang: You've been there, and you won't be like this.

Jia Xuming: I've been to Shaanxi. It's good. It's 8 miles of Qingchuan, magnificent, 5,-year-old Xi 'an and quaint.

Zhang Kang: That's true.

Jia Xuming: Shaanxi is good. When you arrive in Xi 'an, you must visit the most famous tourist attraction.

Zhang Kang: What's the name of this scenic spot?

Jia Xuming: It's called Qin Shihuang's toilet.

Zhang Kang: Oh, give back the toilet of Qin Shihuang's soldiers and the Terracotta Warriors.

Jia Xuming: Terracotta Warriors? Yes, yes, terracotta warriors and horses, come to this Xi' an, Xi' an is good, beside the Terracotta Warriors and Horses, where is he?

Zhang Kang: Where are the Terracotta Warriors?

Jia Xuming: Terracotta Warriors, at the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor.

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: Where is next to the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor?

Zhang Kang: What's next to it?

Jia Xuming: Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum.

Zhang Kang: Nanjing, Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum in Nanjing.

Jia Xuming: Where?

Zhang Kang: Nanjing.

Jia Xuming: I have been to Nanjing!

Zhang Kang: He has been to Nanjing again.

Jia Xuming: Nanjing is good. The Qinhuai River has beautiful songs and the ancient capital of Jinling has a long charm.

Zhang Kang: That's an old saying.

Jia Xuming: When I went to Nanjing, I also got to know Comrade Jiang Daqiao.

Zhang Kang: Jiang Bridge, wait a minute. Who is Jiang Bridge?

Jia Xuming: Didn't you go to Nanjing by train?

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: Didn't you look up when crossing the Yangtze River? Look. It says!

Zhang Kang: What does it say?

Jia Xuming: Mayor of Nanjing, Jiangqiao.

Zhang Kang: That's the Yangtze River Bridge in Nanjing, and it's also the mayor of Nanjing, Jiang Bridge. Don't you know their deputy mayor's name is Jiang Bridge 2?

Jia Xuming: His younger brother.

Zhang Kang: What's his brother? That's the Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge, and there is no city word.

Jia Xuming: No city word?

Zhang Kang: There is no market word.

Jia Xuming: He didn't lie to me?

Zhang Kang: I didn't lie to you. Who lied to you?

Jia Xuming: Anyway, Nanjing is good.

Zhang Kang: It's really good.

Extended information:

The cast of I've been:

1. Jia Xuming

Jia Xuming, male, born in Baoding, Hebei Province in 1977, is a crosstalk performer in China and the founder of Beijing Lohas Hui.

Before the Lunar New Year in p>214, he and Zhang Kang attacked the CCTV Spring Festival Gala with their original work Joke Broadcast (an upgraded version of News Night), although they stopped at the third trial because of the scale problem.

However, the judges were deeply impressed by his original ability to quickly respond to news and current events with cross talk and his novel performance form, and were highly praised by Xiaogang Feng, the general director of this Spring Festival Evening, and Zhao Benshan, the director of language programs.

On April 3th, 214, the crosstalk group Lohas successfully held a special performance of "Speech Crosstalk" by Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang at Beijing East Palace Theater, and held the first media meeting of Lohas.

On June 1st, 214, the cross talk group Lohas Hui, do you remember that the Children's Day special was held in Beijing? Two class leaders, Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang, together with all the members of Lohas Hui, gave a large-scale performance with a nostalgic atmosphere to the audience in Beijing. The novel and unique program arrangement made the performance climax again and again, with constant applause and rave reviews, and the unique "speech crosstalk" made a whirlwind of laughter.

On August 15th, 214, Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang, famous young crosstalk performers, together with their crosstalk team Lohas Hui, held a special crosstalk show and the opening ceremony of the new theater (Anzhen Theater) in Beijing.

On August 15th, 214, Lohas Hui Anzhen Theater opened and held its opening premiere. Li Weijian, a famous crosstalk performer, was present to congratulate and personally performed two classic crosstalk works.

In p>215, she appeared in cctv lantern festival, and her work "What's Missing? Don't be wicked" became the only crosstalk show in the whole party. ?

In p>215, I participated in the Spring Festival gala of Beijing Satellite TV, and my work "Backpackers" was well received.

In p>215, I participated in the Lantern Festival of Beijing Satellite TV, and my work "Four Great Classical Novels" made the audience laugh.

On February 11th, 217, I boarded the cross talk "I've been there" performed by cctv lantern festival and Zhang Kang.

On February 15th, 218, at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 218, Jia Xuming, Feng Gong, Cao Suifeng and Hou Linlin performed the comic dialogue "I Love Poetry". ?

2. Zhang Kang

Zhang Kang, male, is a famous young crosstalk performer. Founder of cross talk group Lohas Hui.

In p>26, I came to Beijing with the courage and enthusiasm to love cross talk and speak it.

During the three years from 26 to 28, he only listened, watched and studied. Through his unremitting efforts, he finally got the opportunity to perform on stage for the first time.

In p>29, he began to partner with Jia Xuming, and quickly formed a unique performance feature of "holding a strong hand and teasing it". Among Jia Zhang's many original works, Ren Woxing, Tangle, TV Show, Four Great Classical Novels and Everywhere have all been broadcast on CCTV's Major League of Laughing Stars and I Love Full House, ranking first in the ratings of the same period and vertical broadcast periods. ?

At the end of p>211, I participated in the film "8 Tunes" and starred in Male No.2..

On December 8th, 212, Zhang Kang and Jia Xuming founded the cross talk brand "Lohas Flower", and held its opening premiere in the East Palace Theater, which was super popular and packed.

At the end of p>212, it was awarded the Oriental New Smiling Star Award by the Oriental New Entertainment "Laughing Forest Festival".

On May 1st, 213, Lohas led "Lohas Hui" to enter the Beijing Paradise Theater with a long history of 228 years, making Lohas Hui the third crosstalk group to enter Qianmen cultural circle after Liu Laogen's Grand Stage and Deyun Society, and the only youth crosstalk group to perform here.

At the end of p>213, together with Jia Xuming, he won the Best Laughter Award from Laughing Forest Festival, a new oriental entertainment.

On April 3th, 214, the crosstalk group Lohas successfully held a special performance of "Speech Crosstalk" by Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang at Beijing East Palace Theater, and held the first media meeting of Lohas.

On June 1st, 214, the cross talk group Lohas Hui, do you remember that the Children's Day special was held in Beijing?

On August 15th, 214, Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang, famous young crosstalk performers, together with their crosstalk team Lohas Hui, held a special crosstalk show and the opening ceremony of the new theater (Anzhen Theater) in Beijing.

On August 15th, 214, Lohas Hui Anzhen Theater opened and held its opening premiere. Li Weijian, a famous crosstalk performer, was present to congratulate and personally performed two classic crosstalk works.

In p>215, she appeared in cctv lantern festival, and her work "What's Missing? Don't be wicked" became the only crosstalk show in the whole party.

In p>215, I participated in the Spring Festival gala of Beijing Satellite TV, and my work "Backpackers" was well received. ?

In p>215, I participated in the Lantern Festival of Beijing Satellite TV, and my work "Four Great Classical Novels" made the audience laugh.

In p>215, GREAT GHOST, a genius director, Xu Zhengchao, a famous screenwriter and director, and Xu Zhengchao Studio were invited to join us.

In p>217, Zhang Kang, Jia Xuming, premiered "Laughing and Fighting on the Beach" in Shanghai Crosstalk.