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Harry walked through the tunnel of Diana's car accident and wanted to experience how she felt before she died? This autobiography is simply outrageous!
This new book was originally expected to be published on June 65438+ 10/0, but the secrecy of the publishing house failed to prevent it from leaking.
Because the Spanish bookstore chain CasadelLibro made an oolong, the book went up five days in advance. Although the mistakes were corrected immediately, the contents of the book were exposed in advance.
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So since yesterday, a lot of contents in the book have been exposed by the media.
In this autobiography, Harry goes from his parents' past to the absurd past of his childhood, from saying goodbye to the queen to his relationship with William.
The amount of information is staggering. ......
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I was born a spare tire, and my brother is my sworn enemy.
The word "spare tire" seems to have always been a knot in Harry's heart.
His autobiography is named after this, and the book also mentions the frustration of being regarded as a "spare tire".
Harry said in the book that on the day he was born, Charles happily said to Diana:
"That's great! Now you have given me an heir and a spare tire-my task is completed. "
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In the book, Harry calls his brother William both a "dear brother" and a "sworn enemy".
In the latest interview, the host michael strahan asked him what this description meant.
Harry admitted: "It's strange that there has always been such competition between us. Just like heirs and spare tires. "
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It is rumored that I am not my father's own, but he is joking with me.
Since many years ago, there has been a rumor-
Neither Charles nor any close relatives of the royal family have red hair, but Harry has red hair.
So it is said that Harry is not Charles' own son.
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Rumor has it that Harry's father may be a major named james hewitt.
Diana met him on 1986 and had a love affair, which lasted for five years.
And Major Hewitt happens to have red hair.
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However, this statement has long been rumored.
In an interview in 2002, Major Hewitt said,
"I really can't be Harry's father."
"When Diana and I started dating, Harry should have left."
This time, Harry denied the story again in his new book.
"Tabloid readers like the statement that Prince Charles' youngest son is not his own. "
"For some reason, they won't get tired of this' joke'."
Harry felt that the rumor just wanted to portray him as a laughing stock.
As for the fact that his mother knew Major Hewitt long after he was born, it doesn't seem that important.
Harry said that some media even want to collect his DNA to verify this matter.
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It doesn't matter if the outside world spreads blindly. To Harry's surprise, his father Charles played a joke on him.
Harry wrote that once he and Charles went to a mental hospital,
A patient claimed to be the Prince of Wales,
Charles shook hands with him and said, "I am the Prince of Wales", just to let the patients greet him in the same way.
Later, Charles made a joke: "Who knows if I am the Prince of Wales?"
He said to Harry, "Who knows if I am your real father? Maybe he is in the hospital? "
Harry described the joke as "tasteless".
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My father didn't even give me a hug when he told me the news of my mother's death.
Harry mentioned his mother, Princess Diana, again in his new book.
He described the scene when he learned of his mother's death.
It was August, 1997. Diana died in a car accident in Paris. Harry 12 years old.
Harry remembers Charles sitting him on the bed and calling him "my dear son".
Tell him how Diana was in a car accident and suffered a head injury. The situation is not optimistic.
"I remember very clearly that I didn't cry or shed tears."
"My dad never hugged me either," said Harry. Charles is not good at expressing emotions.
Harry is going to visit his mother in the hospital.
Charles said that she hadn't recovered yet, and put her hand on his knee to comfort him that everything would be all right.
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Harry said that he sat there alone after Charles left, and his brother William stayed in the other room.
He didn't realize how serious the car accident was at that time. When he understood it, he began to pray silently that it was not true.
Harry said that he had been rebuilding that memory for years.
One thing he can be sure of is that he stayed alone in his room until the bagpipes sounded outside at 9 o'clock the next morning.
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I asked the driver to drive through the tunnel of my mother's car accident and experience her feelings before she died.
Harry said that after his mother left after the car accident, he once believed that her mother was not dead and just hid.
He once asked the driver to drive through the tunnel where Diana had a car accident at a speed of 105 km/h, and experience the last-minute feeling before her mother died.
Harry recalled that he counted the street lamps and pillars in the tunnel and waited for the bus to come out.
He thought the tunnel must be very dangerous, but after a trip, he was surprised to find that the tunnel was so short.
Later, he talked to William about it. It was the first time they talked about it after their mother's car accident, and they all decided to go again.
Harry said that he walked in that tunnel three times.
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Harry also said that in order to communicate with his dead mother, he once found a psychic who called himself a "psychic".
The psychic told Harry that she had received a message from Diana, who told him to "live a life she couldn't live".
The psychic said Diana was with him "now", and Harry described that he felt a warm current around his neck and his eyes were moist.
The psychic also told Harry that Diana knew he was exploring, could feel his confusion and knew that he had many questions, but he would find the answers in time.
In another passage in the book, Harry said that the psychic had asked him if any Christmas decorations were damaged, because Diana's soul saw Harry's eldest son Archie break the queen's Christmas tree decorations.
Harry admitted that it did happen, and the psychic said Diana found it very interesting and giggled.
On another occasion, Harry said that he and William were in close contact with leopards when they were on vacation in Botswana. He thinks his mother is sending him a message.
He thinks the leopard is an angel sent by his mother, so that he can relax. "Everything will be fine." .
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My brother and I begged my father not to marry Camilla.
In the new book, Harry also fired at Camilla.
He said that his brother William had long suspected that Charles had "another woman", which puzzled him and made him suffer greatly.
When the doubt was confirmed, he bitterly regretted why he hadn't done or said anything before.
Harry accused Camilla of plotting to marry Charles and seize the queen's position.
"Soon after we met her privately, she began to formulate her own long-term strategy and launched a campaign against marriage. As time went by, she opposed the status of the queen."
News about her conversation with Willie began to appear in the newspapers. These stories describe many details. Of course, none of these stories were told by my brother. "
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Harry said that he and William "begged" their old father Charles not to remarry after his ex-wife Diana died.
However, Charles wants to win the support of his sons before Camilla is accepted by the public.
Later, Harry and William accepted Camilla.
Harry said he thought, "Will she be bad to me, like those evil stepmother in the story?"
Later, Harry said that Camilla immediately turned her bedroom into a dressing room after moving out of Clarence Palace.
Harry said, "I tried not to care, but when I first saw it, I still cared."
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After grandpa's funeral, our father and son met and fought fiercely.
Last year, the Queen asked Harry to go back to England to attend the funeral of his grandfather Prince Philip.
The Queen also asked him to meet and talk with Charles and William after the funeral.
Harry said in his new book that the meeting place chosen by the Queen was around the cemetery of former British King Edward VIII and his American wife, Mrs Simpson.
At that time, Edward VIII gave up the British throne in order to marry this American woman, and was dubbed by the outside world as "not loving mountains and rivers, not loving beauty."
Harry thinks that grandma's choice of this place is an allusion to him and Megan.
Harry said that this was the "last reprimand" and perhaps the "last exile" for the couple.
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Harry also said that he was very nervous and tried to control his emotions.
He didn't want the meeting to turn into a quarrel, but he soon found that it didn't depend on him.
At first, they talked about the funeral of Prince Philip, and the atmosphere was more relaxed.
But then every time Harry wanted to talk, Charles or William would interrupt him, and finally Harry and William began to get angry.
Seeing this, Charles hastened to make peace and begged his two sons not to make his old age miserable.
Harry said that this meeting was not like "reconciliation", but more like "duel".
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And after this meeting, Harry didn't like William's appearance either.
He felt that with the passage of time, the similarities between William and his mother had disappeared.
Harry said that he looked at William and found a "familiar frown expression" on his face, which he always wore when they interacted.
Harry also wrote that William's baldness has begun to be "worrying".
Although William is only two years older than him, his baldness is "more serious than mine".
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After the queen died, I said my last words to her body. ......
On September 8th last year, the Queen's physical condition took a turn for the worse, and her relatives and friends rushed to Barmore.
When Harry got the news, he immediately set off for England, but on the way, he learned the news of the Queen's death through the media and failed to see his grandmother for the last time.
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Harry said in his new book that he was taken to say goodbye to the queen's body.
After meeting his grandmother, he whispered that he wished her happiness and reunion with his grandfather Prince Philip, who died a year ago.
Then Harry walked out of the room, called Megan and told her what had just happened.
He also said in the book that he "admired the Queen for performing her duties to the end" because the Queen was weak for the last time, but she still attended the Platinum Jubilee celebration.
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I killed 25 Taliban soldiers while serving in Afghanistan.
Harry wrote about his service experience in Afghanistan in the book.
He claimed that he had flown six missions and killed 25 Taliban soldiers.
He called these people "chess pieces", not "people".
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No matter whether the figures he said are accurate or not, as soon as this statement was exposed by the media, it attracted many people's criticism.
Richard Kemp, a former British army colonel, said that Harry's disclosure of these details in his autobiography was equivalent to "betraying the people who fought alongside him".
"This threatens the personal safety of others and may stimulate those who want revenge."
Richard Kemp also said that Harry had drawn a target on his back to make his goal more obvious.
Richard Kemp
17, I gave my first time to a woman older than me.
Harry revealed in his new book that his "first time" happened in 200 1 year, when he was only 17 years old.
Harry didn't disclose each other's names, only that his girlfriend was an older woman and they were having sex in the field behind a very lively bar.
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Harry said that the other side regarded him as a young stallion, which was very shameful to recall.
"She spanked me and sent me away."
"One mistake I made was to let it all happen in the wild behind a busy bar."
"It's not surprising that someone saw us."
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It is estimated that more books will be published in the next few days.
After reading this autobiography of Harry, I wonder if people will change their views on him. ......
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