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Classic quotations of single songs
Classic quotations about singles 1 1. There is a kind of singles called "rather short than extravagant", and there is a kind of singles called "just for someone".
2. Ugly people can't wait to find someone, while handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.
Don't quarrel with your girlfriend, because all the winners are single.
Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who is worth you.
5. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.
6. "Why are you single?" "I used to like a person, but now I like a person."
7. Single life seems to mean that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.
8. Stop calling yourself single dog. The dog died a long time ago at your age.
9. Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.
10. "Like a cat in an alley, I am free, but I have no home." "The first time I saw someone say that being single is so fresh and refined."
1 1. The whole world smells of love, and only I smell the fragrance of single dog.
12. Being single for so many years, I have nothing to explain. Generally speaking, I am witty and have no friends!
13. I never thought of being single, but I happened to be single.
14. Don't ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that immortals can't have love with mortals.
15. Couples in grade three are breaking up, couples in grade three are breaking up, and couples in grade three are breaking up. It is very enlightening for single dog to think of these.
16. Being single for a long time makes you suddenly afraid when you meet someone you like. I smiled and shook my head and said forget it.
17. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.
18. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.
19. There is a kind of singleness, that is, waiting for someone, waiting for the right person.
20. "I like someone" and "Who?" "I said I like being alone." "who?" "I mean, I like being single! ! "
2 1. Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.
22. It's good to be single, and you can be moved by someone you like.
It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.
24. Being single is because God thinks you are too beautiful for ordinary people.
25. The greatest advantage of being single is that so many sunny, handsome and rich gentlemen may become my boyfriends.
26. "What's it like to be single for a long time?" "Occasionally envy couples and occasionally rejoice in freedom."
27. I've been single for you for ten years and finally got an invitation.
28. Some people say that I am single, which is really funny. Everyone is the same body. Why are you so pair? !
Classic quotations about singles 2 1. Love is a confession from April Fool's Day and a breakup from Valentine's Day.
2, love, not one plus one, can be equal to two.
You celebrated Tanabata this year, and I drank my 7-up!
The person who introduced his girlfriend before Valentine's Day lost his fucking wings in his last life.
Tanabata is the date day of Cowherd and Weaver Girl. You have nothing to do with each other. What's the fun?
6. On Tanabata, I will play Lianliankan all day, and one pair will be eliminated.
7. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.
8. I don't want to get married, but I can't find a suitable marriage.
9. It turns out that our sadness is only once in this life.
10, good men are husbands.
1 1. Every Valentine's Day, roses are pets between lovers.
12, almost to Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?
13, the road to the afterlife is so lonely, I have to find someone to serve.
14, the best Valentine's Day gift: A female colleague gave me a pack of paper towels before work at night, saying it was a Valentine's Day gift, which saved me some money.
15. On Valentine's Day night, you are the only one for me.
16, time has washed away the trace of your smile, but it can't erase my memory of you.
17, Tanabata, what's the difference? It's only been 24 hours, not a second, not a second.
18, may the typhoon on Tanabata come more violently. How many pairs have been blown off?
19. How many single Valentine's days did we spend?
I can't die without you.
2 1. For many people, whether Valentine's Day is spring estrus or spring estrus is a question worth thinking about.
22. Valentine's Day is just a Thursday. What's the big deal?
23, Tanabata Valentine's Day sale at a low price, bargain sale!
24. Part I: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal criticism: I am single.
25. You put my love in the pocket closest to the centrifuge! But I just can't get into my heart.
26. Nima, today's Tanabata is like Singles Day.
I want to be your heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will die.
In fact, if you love the right person, Valentine's Day is celebrated every day.
29. Take your hand and drag the child away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.
30. It seems that it's just you and me on Tanabata this year, my bed.
3 1, there is only Li Bai who doesn't hurt his hand, and there is no love that doesn't break up.
32, love and hate, that is the only process of human growth.
33. Thinking about the past always means getting old, which is always a taboo for women.
34. I want to go shopping with my friends on Tanabata. When I meet a couple, I will sing Happy Break-up.
35. On Qixi Valentine's Day, go to the streets and hire some children. Call him dad when you meet a man, and call him mom when you meet a woman. You can split a pair and count it as one.
36. Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you want to live.
37. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and played all day. With a click of the mouse, I got a pair, a pair and a pair.
38. mm-hmm At this time. How many more virgins are missing. Who can estimate?
39. I really want to say loudly, "Shit, it's Valentine's Day again.
40, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, but also level, blowing a pair is a pair.
4 1, roses all the way, I never thought this festival was so far away from me.
42, Tanabata is here, someone is optimistic, and no one is preparing gasoline.
43. Valentine's Day, who wishes me a happy single life! I just wish him a happy breakup. Courtesy is reciprocated.
I hate Valentine's Day. Every Valentine's Day, I will definitely break up!
45. Love is only a luxury of life. If it is better, it can't die without it.
46. It rained heavily on Valentine's Day, and the lovers on the road wanted to break their souls.
47. On Tanabata, we played pranks in the street and separated a couple.
48. Nobody loves me on Valentine's Day, so I love myself.
49, the face is easy to get old, the streamer is easy to lose, it is good to marry well, and it is painful to marry badly.
50. You said that letting go of love would go further, so why change the missed time?
5 1, Valentine's Day is coming. Walking down the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.
52. The years of breaking the cocoon into a butterfly are still brewing. The destination is not far away.
53. Valentine's Day is a lover and Di Renjie is an enemy.
54. If the ending is not what I want, then give up everything.
55. Fahai provoked the White Snake and Jinshan Temple was flooded; Pig Bajie provoked Chang 'e and was sent down to earth. Cowherd angered the Queen Mother and was separated from the two places. Don't mess with women, whether it's your weaver girl or your mother-in-law.
56. I can't heal the wound and forget the unhealed pain, but my heart is surging. I shouldn't have this dream.
57, Valentine's Day, who has a daughter to borrow one, will be big next year!
58. Don't get married just to get married.
59. Don't ask me out on Tanabata! I have to sell flowers in the morning, condoms in the evening and medicines in front of the hotel in the early morning.
I've been waiting for so long. A bucket of 502 can't make you stick with me, but a sentence of 520 can.
6 1, love is hard to find
62. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.
Ladies and gentlemen, please sign here as soon as possible on Valentine's Day. If you don't sign in quickly, you will have sex.
64. I was the one who broke up on Valentine's Day.
65. My thoughts are wandering and my feelings are always gone.
66. If you want to express your success today, you must have two conditions: one is to say, and the other is to get rid of it. (Eleven paintings of chrysanthemums.
67. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the movies and separated their seats one by one!
68. If someone catches you, I will give you anything.
69, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, and 16, blowing a pair is a pair.
70. Everything on Valentine's Day is floating clouds, floating clouds.
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