10 word joke

1. The student wrote in his essay: "I was walking on the road, and suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road. I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher commented: "A huge amount of cow dung. , massive."

2. The student wrote: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her 30s." The teacher commented under the word "middle-aged": "Excessive. ." Then let the students copy again. After the students copied it again, the sentence became: "My mother is a superfluous middle-aged woman in her 30s."

3. Director Hu always writes wrong words, pronounces the wrong pronunciation, and makes lots of jokes. Never learn with humility.

Once, when his unit held a commendation meeting, he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a roar of laughter. He

probably mispronounced something again.

The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!"

Director Hu wanted to correct him, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face: "Don't laugh, everyone.

It doesn’t matter at all! We are all revolutionary comrades, why should we care about these two things?”

4. The teacher gave a speech to the students before school: The Education Committee will come to the school for inspection tomorrow. , you must wear your school uniform tomorrow, remember, you must write a note if something happens.

Xiao Ming doesn’t study hard and always writes in big white characters. He really couldn't go to school because he had something to do that day, so he wrote a note and asked his classmates to send it to the teacher. When the teacher saw it, he was horrified, but the full text of the note was as follows: "Hello, teacher! I will go to my dad's work this morning to see him off." , I must wear mourning clothes to go to school in the afternoon." Why should he go to school? Such a big thing happened to his family. The teacher quickly sent several class cadres to his house to express his concern and express his condolences. When I went to his house, I found nothing was wrong, but later I learned that it was all due to false pretenses. Officials must know that farewell and bell farewell should not be used indiscriminately. How can filial piety and school uniform be the same? ! !

5. A woman called the fire alarm. The phone said urgently: "Fight the fire, put out the fire!" "Where?" the firefighter asked. "At my house!" "I mean where is the fire?" the firefighter asked again. "In the kitchen!" "I know, but how can we get to your house?" the firefighter asked anxiously. "Oh my god, don't you have a firetruck?"

6. A boy didn't want to go to school, so he asked his classmate who was good at writing to sign the leave note on behalf of his parents. The male classmate signed his name and handed it to him. The boy who didn't want to go to school said, "You can just give the leave note to the teacher for me." The next day when he went to school, the teacher asked, "Who gave you the money letter on your leave note?" "Teacher, it was signed by my father! ". The teacher called up the classmate who handed in the leave note for him, "You want to tell me that he is your father, right?"

7. Wo Chun (I'm stupid)

Womei Smell the flowers again, (I have no culture),

Lying on the stone and painting the sky. (I only know how to farm).

Fish kisses lying on the stone and water, (Want to ask who I am) ,

Lying on the stone to answer the spring green. (I am a big stupid donkey)

8. In the Chinese class, the teacher told the students an idiom; "Rome was not built in a day "

In the history class, the teacher asked the students: "When was the Roman Empire established?"

"Night!"

9 After dinner, the mother and daughter washed the dishes together, and the father and son watched TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was the sound of breaking plates in the kitchen, and then there was silence.

The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it!"

"How do you know?"

"He didn't curse."

p>

10. The elephant pooped in the middle of the road, and an ant happened to be passing by. It looked up at the mist-shrouded peak and couldn't help but sigh: Oh, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! Please adopt