Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day's jokes

Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day's jokes

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Here are the jokes about Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day that I helped you organize. Welcome to learn from them. I hope it helps you.

1, Valentine's Day is coming, I'm ready. Once I find those couples quarreling, I just sit back and wait, either picking up roses or rings, maybe picking up mobile phones, or even picking up lovers if I'm lucky. I'm excited to think about it. ......

Valentine's day is coming. Are you embarrassed to see people asking for gifts everywhere? Don't give gifts to others, always let others send you. Where is your conscience? I just want to say six words to such a person: help me get one, too ......

God is fair to everyone. He won't let you spend Tanabata after Singles Day.

Today, my mother told me that it seems that Qixi is coming. Do you have an appointment? I said who I was going out with, and she said it was me, so you don't go out to play, just stay at home that day, and I'll go out with your dad. ......

It's almost Valentine's Day on Qixi. Just now, I went downstairs to finish shopping. The boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?"

"Why buy flowers?"

"Buy flowers for my girlfriend!"

"Oh, can I buy some flowers for my girlfriend?"

Then, the boss silently took my flowers back.

And then there was no more. ......

6. Valentine's Day is coming. Dad said to his daughter, "You are my last lover, so I will wait for you at the school gate on Valentine's Day. Let's spend it together. " "I'm going to paint that day, and I don't have time to accompany you," the daughter replied. "Then I will wait forever." Dad still insists! At this point, the daughter looked into her father's eyes and calmly replied, "Let's not talk about the last life!" "

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