Urgently ask for a funny drama script on campus (about 10 minutes)

Xiaoling sleeps on the table.

Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.

Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?

Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!

Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?

It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!

Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?

Xiao Ai: Yes.

Wu: Let's stop arguing.

Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!

Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.

Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!

Wu: Huh? Today's exam?

Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Scared?

Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?

Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?

Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)

Xiaoling: Go to hell!

Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?

Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.

Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?

Xiaoling: Three steps!

Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)

Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!

Wu: What's the problem?

Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?

Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiaoling: I'm not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!

Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!

Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!

The teacher came in.

Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)

Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?

Three people laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!

Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?

Curly hair

Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.

He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!

Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!

Three people copy.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!

Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.

Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!

The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!

I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?

Wu: Lower it! Lower it!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?

Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!

Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.

Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.

Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.

Put away the roll paper.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?

Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?

Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?

Three people: study how to mow the grass!

The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's the matter?

Teacher: You read it.

Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...

Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?

Teacher: Keep reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...

Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?

Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.

Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!

Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!

Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!

Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...

Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-

Iverson: Have you passed?

Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)

Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your roll paper!

My question is: this is the question, please answer.

what did you say ?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?

Teacher: Is this a question?

Teacher: You-OK, next,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: Just five words!

Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!

Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...

Wu: Two-too many!

Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiaowu: 123456789!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)

Wu: This is-

Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)

Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-

The teacher came in.

Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!

Xiaoling: I didn't eat-

Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!

Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?

Xiaoling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.

Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-

Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!

Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(to the audience) This is an evening dress!

Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!

Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!

Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!

The teacher shook his head. (below)

Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)

Xiao Ai: Forget it. Grass may be useless. I'm leaving, too.

Campus composition burden reduction company

Characters: student Niu Niu, Frye, Wang Cai, teacher A.

Wang Cai: People call me Wang Cai, but I call myself a piece of shit. You see, I didn't study hard since I was a child, and I didn't go to college. Now that I am unemployed, it is really difficult to find a job. Go to work, afraid of hardship. Go to work, I'm tired. It is best to be your own boss and start your own company. I found that the best money to earn now is student money. Look! The "burden-reducing company" tries its best to serve students and reduce their burden. The slogan of our company is: all for students, all for students. Hotline: Reduce the burden (959595).

(Little Niu Niu, Shang)

Xiao Niu Niu: I heard that there is a company next to the school that reduces the burden on students and does their homework. Isn't it harmful to start this company?

Frye: Yes! We have a light study burden now. What else should we reduce? Let's talk to the teacher and ask him to think of a way for us.

Xiao Niu Niu: OK, let's go now.

They come to the teacher's office to talk to the teacher. )

Xiao Niu Niu: Let's go now, like this, like this!

Frye: Go ahead!

Niuniu: Wait a minute, I'll make a phone call first.

(takes out the phone and makes a phone call)

Wang Cai: (The bell rings and rejoices) Look, it's great to start a company. Business is coming! (Answering the phone) Hello, this is the burden reduction company. Our company is committed to serving students and friends. (insert: bah! Please press 1 for business introduction and 2 for manual service. (Insert: Select artificial service) Hello, 120 is at your service.

Xiao Niu Niu: Hello, I am a student of our school. I heard that your company specializes in reducing students' burden. Our classmates are not clear. Let me ask you what service you have.

Wang Cai: Good! Let me introduce you!

Xiao Niu Niu: I'm afraid I can't hear you clearly on the phone. I will go to your company.

Wang Cai: Welcome, welcome to inspect! (Busy tidying up)

(They push the door and come in)

Wang Cai: Hello, welcome!

Frye: We are students at school. We want to ask.

Wang Cai: Please sit down, please sit down. The secretary poured a glass of water. (For a moment) Why hasn't it come yet? Oh! The secretary was not invited. The service of our company is of great concern to you.

Frye: (puzzled) 240 hearts, never heard of it?

Wang Cai: Put 120 hearts. Have you ever heard of it?

Xiao Niu Niu: I've heard of it.

Wang Cai: How about two people?

Frye: Two people have 240 hearts.

Xiao Niu Niu: Fortunately, it's not 250. What made you think of starting this company?

Wang Cai: You know what? I am an experienced person in this field, quite experienced.

Frye: You've done this before?

Wang Cai: No, no, I have enjoyed this service since primary school. Every time I ask a classmate a question, I want it. ...

Niuniu: How much is it?

Wang Cai: At that time, it was free, half an eraser. Every time I ask my classmates to do their homework, I drop half a popsicle.

Xiao Niu Niu: Half a popsicle?

Wang Cai: I eat half and others eat half. The biggest price is to ask someone to pretend to be my brother to go to school. Once, the teacher asked my family to go, and I invited my big brother next door. Guess what? He insisted that I buy him a watermelon.

Frye: What was the result?

Wang Cai: I went to the field and stole a watermelon. He eats watermelon and I throw it out. My ass gave my dad flowers.

Xiao Niu Niu: How is your service anyway?

Wang Cai: The company is creating a brand and will announce 3? 15 recommended brands. The quality must be first-class, and it is absolutely confidential for you.

Xiao Niu Niu: Great!

Wang Cai: It's just opened now, and students are given a 20% discount.

Frye: Our future is long-term.

Wang Cai: In the long run, you can become our member. This member can not only get a discount, but also get points for every purchase. We will also hold various activities for our members.

Xiao Niu Niu: Good service is not enough. We need to know how good you are. Which university did you graduate from?

Wang Cai: University? Um ... squatting at home.

Frye: Wow, that chinemys reevesii!

Wang Cai: How can you swear, junior?

Frye: I didn't scold you!

Wang Cai; How can you say I am chinemys reevesii?

Frye: Turtles are returned students, referred to as turtles for short. You are really a sesame seed cake on the street.

Wang Cai: How about this?

Little Niu Niu: The dregs of the earth are falling off. Which country are you squatting in?

Wang Cai: It's in China.

Xiao Niu Niu: Domestic? I haven't even heard of it.

Wang Cai: This ... this ... To be honest, I didn't go to college.

Frye: Which one is squatting? ...

Wang Cai: I just stayed at home and taught myself.

The two chorus: Can you solve the problem of primary school without going to college?

Wang Cai: Solving difficult problems is the main business. Elementary school questions are too easy. For me, it's just a cat catching a mouse-forget it.

Xiao Niu Niu: Then let me ask you some questions.

Wang Cai: Piece of cake.

Xiao Niu Niu: 10 How much is half plus half minus half?

Wang Cai: Isn't it still ten o'clock?

Frye: (laughs) Wrong! 10 plus half is 15, and subtract half to leave 7? 5!

Wang Cai: Oh, dear! It was careless of you to ask another question.

Xiao Niu Niu: You should listen carefully this time. A man is crossing the river and walking on a wooden bridge. Suddenly, a big tiger walked across the bridge and only heard a plop. Think about it. Why?

Wang Cai: This is a brain teaser. I know that the man fainted with a bang and fell on the bridge with a bang.

Frye: (laughs) Haha, you are wrong again. This is a single-plank bridge. The man plopped into the river.

Wang Cai: Ouch! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiao Niu Niu: No, no, it seems that you can't solve the problem.

Wang Cai: Don't worry, I will try another question, and I will definitely answer it this time.

Xiao Niu Niu: OK, let me ask one more question. Let me guess a riddle for you. Sheep are not afraid of wolves at all. Guess a song

Wang Cai: (thinking hard) This, this is …

Frye: (Laughter) Wolves like sheep.

Wang Cai: Let me guess another one.

Xiao Niu Niu: Don't be angry if I have another one?

Wang Cai: Why are you angry? Come on!

Niuniu: The pigs are all dead. Guess the title of the song.

Wang Cai: Let me think. By the way, it's the song of the pig.

Frye: Wrong again. At least you are.

Wang Cai: You, how did you? ...

Xiao Niu Niu: Uncle, you just said you wouldn't be angry.

Wang Cai: OK, OK, don't be angry. If you can't solve the problem, just do your homework instead!

Frye: That's even worse. The model school of language and writing in our school is very strict with writing. Everyone's handwriting is different. If your own teacher knows at a glance, who dares to let you change your homework?

Wang Cai: Yes, you are right. This won't do either. What should I do? I solemnly introduce the last business, instead of parents to go to school to accept teachers' home visits.

Xiao Niu Niu: So is this one. ...

Wang Cai: Don't worry, don't worry, I'm telling you, I have a lot of experience. When I was studying, I often went to see the teacher with my father. When parents meet the teacher, they are usually hot-faced, sweating and flustered, and they have to find a stick at once when they go home. Let me show you. ...

Frye: Uncle, listen to me. ...

Wang Cai: Don't say it now. Do you think I look like I'm finished? I will talk about it at approriate time ...

Niuniu: Uncle. ...

Wang Cai: Stop it. You are teachers and I am the parents of the students. By the way, I'll spray some water first, or I won't see the sweat (spray water on my face) then.

Frye: No, uncle, just like the teacher told my father to go to school, I dare not, so please help me once!

Wang Cai: Great. I will show you what I can do. If not, don't come here in the future.

(Two people come to the classroom office)

Frye: Teacher, my father is here.

Teacher a: oh! This is your father. OK, please sit down!

Wang Cai: The teacher smokes!

Teacher A: Thank you. I don't smoke.

Wang Cai: By the way, the teacher doesn't smoke now. If they want to smoke, they will smoke diet cigarettes. Teachers and children have given you trouble at school. He doesn't study well and doesn't behave well. This is our responsibility as parents. Starting your own company is a bit poor. I don't care about children. I know there are 10 thousand reasons why I can't shirk my responsibility. Teachers, parents and students are auspicious three treasures. When I go back, I will have a good education, strive for beautiful myths, make teachers make you happy and make parents laugh. ...

Teacher A: You are so humorous. Where is your lover?

Wang Cai: Lover? Teacher, I'm not married. How can I have a lover?

Teacher A: If you don't have a lover, what about Frye?

Wang Cai: Oh, oh, I can't say good things when I'm nervous. I just got married.

Teacher A: Are newly married children so old?

Wang Cai: Wrong again. I just got divorced.

Teacher A: Wang Cai!

Wang Cai: Hmm!

Teacher A: How do you know Frye?

Wang Cai: He just came to my company and invited me. ...

Trinity: all worn out!

Wang Cai: Teacher, how do you know my name is Wang Cai?

Teacher A: I recognized you as soon as you came in. Do you remember when you stole watermelons and your father dragged you to school?

Wang Cai: I can forget. I regret it now. I didn't study hard. I still try my best to hide from my parents, steal watermelons for others to eat and invite others to pretend to be my brother to come to school. What a pity!

Teacher A: You regret it now. Do you want your children to regret it as much as you do?

(Wang Cai is silent)

Frye: We don't have a heavy study burden now. We don't need to lighten it any more. Since the school launched the "double walk-in" activity, teachers in our school have actively walked into students' families and hearts.

Xiao Niu Niu: Now the teacher is very good, and we are all looking forward to the teacher's visit to our home.

Wang Cai: Think about what you are doing. You are possessed. ,

Teacher A: (The song "Fly Higher" rings) Life is like a river. Sometimes it's calm, sometimes the waves roll, and brave sailors ride the wind and waves. The teacher knows that you got off the job and met some setbacks, but you have a smart mind, a healthy body and hardworking hands. What are you afraid of? Eight honors and eight shames say that hard work is glorious and leisure is shameful. You should try to create wealth with your own hands. You will only harm our students by starting such a company. Miss Min Wei, do you remember?

Wang Cai: Yes, yes, he is my teacher. He is very kind to me.

Teacher A: He always cares about you, too. Let's bring you two words.

Frye "Don't go astray to reduce the burden"

Xiao Niu Niu: If you want to make money, you must take the right path.

Wang Cai: Then I should add that hard work makes you rich.

Trinity: Yes, it is the most glorious to get rich through hard work!