Now there are some new interesting super good jokes. Let's have some.

My classmates asked me how much I weighed and I said 84. What about me? He said 94.

He asked me how tall I was before 15 1.3. I asked him, and he said 160. I feel inferior, but he says male.

I borrowed a calculator from someone,160-151=10 or so. He said I was stupid and couldn't even calculate. Then I said to him, "You weigh one centimeter and I weigh one catty."

I also figured out how much he weighs one centimeter.

He grabbed his calculator and said, "Is this the plan? You weigh 84 Jin, right?

I said, "Yes."

He just pressed "84* 15= ()". He said that the current price of pork 15 yuan is so much.

I was speechless and angry, but I thought it was funny. I said I am a pig, tell me my value. Fortunately, the price of pork is rising now.

After a while, he said "wrong" to me and then pressed 84 * 80% *12+84 * 20% *15 = ().

Then he said, "Fat meat is cheaper."

I am even more speechless, saying that I am 80% fat.