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An interesting thing is to write 450 words.
First, I take out a round egg from the refrigerator. After breaking the shell, I poured the eggs into the bowl. Mother said, "Before frying eggs, put the oil in, then pour it into the pot, stir fry, put some seasoning in, and then stir fry." Hearing this, I poured the oil from the bottle into the pot. At this time, there were a lot of oil beads in the pot, and some of them splashed on my hands, which made me cry out in pain. Mother said, "It's time to lay eggs!" I listened, picked up the bowl and poured all the eggs into the pot. There was a crash, and more oil beads splashed out of the pot.
Look at the eggs in the pot. The egg has been burnt and turned into a "black" egg. My mother was anxious and said to me, "Turn the eggs over quickly!" I quickly turned over the egg, which was not completely cooked. At this time, my heart began to retreat and said to my mother, "Hey, scrambled eggs are really hard!" " I won't learn! "My mother said to me," You can't give up halfway, I believe you can! ""I thought for a while and finally decided to continue studying. It's time to season. I poured some soy sauce into the pot, fried it for a while, and it was done. I tasted my "weird" egg and was very happy because I learned another skill.
Therefore, we should not give up halfway.
An interesting thing: Today is Saturday. My mother and grandpa both agreed to take me to climb the mountain. I am very happy. I skipped all the way, as happy as a bird just coming out of a cage.
"Is coming soon! Coming soon! " I said as I ran.
After crossing the tunnel, I can go up the mountain. I ran to the top of the mountain with all my strength. I looked down and saw that grandpa and mom were still crawling slowly. I'm so proud.
The three of us were talking and laughing, and before we knew it, we were going to climb the big hillside. I shouted: I want to take the hardest road, not the main road. Grandpa said, "Can you climb?" "I have to go, I have to go! Too exciting! " I replied.
I started climbing mountains. Looking at the high mountains and the steep and narrow roads, I'm a little scared. At this moment, I remembered what my mother said: persistence is victory. I pulled myself together again and climbed up.
I climbed and climbed, and I was very tired before I climbed halfway up the mountain. My legs are a little sore. I really want to sit on my soft sofa. If you take the main road, you can sit in the pavilion and have a rest, but there is no place to rest here, alas! At this time, my mother saw a big stone not far from the mountain, on which people could sit. I have a goal, struggling to climb up, ah! Finally climbed up, I can sit for a while! I can't come down now. In any case, I won't back down on the road I choose. I must climb to the top of the mountain. A tough battle is about to begin. I struggled to climb, holding the tree for a while, pulling the vine for a while, and crawling with my hands and feet. At the top of the mountain, I was exhausted, but looking at the beautiful scenery, I regained my spirit and enjoyed the beautiful scenery of spring.
Today, I have an appointment with my sister to go out to play. My mother took us to the shopping center. I'm really bored. Suddenly I found a playground for children to play in front of me. I was attracted by this scene. I took my sister's hand and said, "Look, there is a playground ahead. We can finally have fun. " My sister was very happy, so we rushed to the front and took a closer look.
There is a slide, below which are ocean balls and trampolines. What's more interesting is that there are four super-large rolling balls, which we can get in and roll around. We immediately took off our shoes and went in. We also find it more fun. Trampoline has two sides and can jump back and forth. The front side is one side and the foot side is one side. First, we played a slide show. The slide is so smooth that we can slide into the ocean ball.
My sister and I had a good time. I want to play trampoline again. We came to the trampoline area. We jump higher than anyone. I am a boy, so I have to jump higher than my sister. My sister didn't want to show weakness and fight with me. In the end, there is no inevitable winner, only a draw. This is fair to all of us. We found no children playing on the trampoline. Let's look at the slide. It turns out that all the children went to help the staff put the white ball in the ocean ball into the trampoline area.
My sister and I immediately went to help find the white ball and put it in the staff's storage bucket. Many hands make light work. Together with Qi Xin, we stored most of the white balls and gave them to the staff. The staff poured them into the designated place, and we jumped into the ocean ball to feel cool and have fun.
An interesting composition 450 words 4 childhood is like a beach, and the fun of childhood is like a shell on the beach. Picking up a colorful shell is my most unforgettable thing.
At that time, I was very ignorant. I always ate indiscriminately and often had diarrhea.
Once when I was about to eat, I shouted for apples, and my father said, "No! You must finish your meal before you can eat! " Say that finish, then no longer take a reason me. I was angry when I saw that everyone ignored me. I bit off half an apple and smiled contentedly.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, my stomach ached like something was biting my stomach. I cried "ouch, ouch" and everyone was worried. My sister said, "I know! It must be that big apple at noon. At that time, my sister put it in her mouth without washing it. " After listening to my sister's words, everyone suddenly realized and quickly sent me to the hospital.
When I got home, my sister repeatedly said to me, "Remember, you have to wash it before you can eat it!" " "
After a while, it was hot! Once, my mother bought two popsicles. I opened the bag and ran into the kitchen unnoticed. Turn on the tap and put the popsicle under the tap to wash.
After a while, my sister heard something and came in to find out. My sister looked at me with wide eyes, holding a faucet filled with water and a melting popsicle in her hand, and suddenly realized, "Ha ha ha, is there anyone as stupid as you?" Ha ha ha, that's funny! "The whole family came with this smile. When they saw this scene, they couldn't laugh or cry. I was the only one standing there asking, "Sister, didn't you say you should wash your hands before eating?" "Why is the popsicle gone?" My sister smiled and said, "I need some fruits and vegetables, but the popsicle melts when I wash it!" " "Listen to the elder sister, I don't understand nodded.
I still can't help laughing when I think about it now. I am a silly child.
An interesting thing is that my grandparents like to eat tangerines, but now it is winter, and tangerines are too cold for my grandparents' stomachs. I have an idea-I can bake oranges and give them to my grandparents!
Let's get started. I peel off the sugar oranges first, then break them one by one, and then find the heater. Along its gaps, I will put three orange petals in each gap and put them on the heater. Orange petals will gather together in an orderly way, just like soldiers lined up! Then turn on the heater 15 minutes and wait for the delicious baked sugar orange to come out! My mother watched me finish these preparations and suspected that my idea was unreliable! Well, let's wait and see!
At first, the orange petals did not change much. After a few minutes, the temperature became higher. I picked up the orange petals and touched them. They are hard. After a while, I turned all the orange petals over so that both sides of the orange could be baked. A few minutes later, the front and back of the orange petal were crisp, and it also bulged a big belly. The film around the pulp loses moisture and becomes hard and dry, while the pulp inside is warm and soft. Bite down, the juice inside suddenly gushed out, and the pulp and juice seemed to melt in the mouth. I didn't expect that baking 15 minutes on the stove would have a fresh and tender taste! The air is filled with fragrance and sweetness. Orange! My mother also smelled the fragrance and came to appreciate my achievements. She picked up one by the way and tasted it: "Well, it's really good. I have never thought of this good idea before! " "
I'll show it to my grandparents quickly. They ate warm sugar oranges and were very surprised. They smiled and praised me for this good idea. I am a filial and well-behaved child, I am flattered!
Baked sugar oranges are really interesting and can help grandparents. Full of sense of accomplishment!
An interesting thing is that during the summer vacation, my parents said they would take me to Shenzhen to play.
We got on the train, and my naughty little monkey looked around on the train, making my parents laugh! I made a friend on the train! I play games with her.
When I arrived in Shenzhen, I said goodbye to my friends and stayed in a hotel with my parents for three days and two nights. Then after breakfast, my parents took me to the zoo to see animals. There are lions, tigers, pandas, golden monkeys, peacocks and orangutans in the zoo ... There are many animals. There is a king on the tiger's head, and the panda is a national first-class protected animal. It's really beautiful to be complacent, and the outbreak of gorillas is also terrible. Peacock's wings are like a colorful flower. The panda is like a cute little doll. The lion is like a girl with long hair. The tiger is like a powerful warrior. The golden monkey is like a naughty boy. There are many such small animals waiting for you to visit in the zoo!
We came to the sea world again. There are dolphins, sea lions, seals and many different shapes of fish in the sea world ... We watched the performance of dolphins in the circus. The trainer throws a round football, the dolphin jumps over and catches it flexibly, and the trainer rewards a small fish. Then, the trainer threw the football out, and the dolphin immediately stood up with its pointed mouth and danced happily. This made us all laugh. It's simply wonderful!
I like Shenzhen, like the beautiful Shenzhen!
Yesterday, my parents and I went for a ride in Xinghe Square. As soon as we got to the square, we saw many people. As soon as I got off the bus, I saw a street vendor coming towards me. He took out some "Kongming lanterns" from behind and said, "Little friend, do you want to buy a" Kongming lantern "? This thing lights up beautifully. " "How much is this thing?" "10 yuan." "Five dollars, or I don't want it!" "That can't do. This is the market price. Don't buy. " Mom is very angry.
Later, I pestered my mother and asked, "Mom, buy me one!" " "Mother said," all right! I'll buy you one later! " "Mom, why do you say this thing is called Kongming Lantern? What's the use of turning on this light? " "I don't know why it is called Kongming Lantern, but if you turn off the lamp and make a wish, it will come true." After a while, my mother really bought me a "Kongming Lantern".
This "Kongming Lantern" is made of paper used to make kites, and there is a cross made of iron wire under it, which is shaped like a triangle. I put the fuel on the cross, lit it with a lighter, and inflated the Kongming Lantern. It flew into the sky askew, and it flew very fast. I quickly made a wish: I hope I can get 100 in every exam.
Five minutes later, my "Kongming Lantern" has flown the highest, just a little. Finally burned out and disappeared. It gives the last light in the night sky.
An interesting thing is that my brother and I are standing at the gate of Class One (1). My brother stood on my shoulder, put the bucket full of water on the door frame, and then quickly hid aside.
After class, the first-grade children rushed out. Bang, the first boy came out and was caught by a bucket.
The teacher came running and many students gathered together. They helped to "pull" the bucket out, but they saw that the children were all wet and became "wet". They looked at everyone with a dull face and didn't know what to do. "Just a ghost!" A classmate said. "Who is this?" "If you look dull, you must be a first-class fool!" "Ha ha ha!" Everyone laughed. A classmate also kicked him, and the water droplets on his body fell like "meteorites". The child cried, and my brother and I ran away quickly.
I went to have a drink. When I was full and had nothing to do, I put watermelon juice, wine, vinegar and soy sauce together, and gradually turned brown, so I showed it to the children and said, "This is coke. It is delicious. Do you want it? " "Yes!" "Me too!" "and me!" In this way, the children quarreled, and I said, "I will give' Coke' to anyone who can help me finish my homework." The children worked hard on my homework until I was satisfied.
When I handed the "Coke" to the kid who had finished his homework, everyone else looked at him with envy, watching him swallow it in one gulp, and in the blink of an eye, he spit it out again, and the ground smelled bad. Fortunately, I hid in time and was not found. This time, I not only watched the "funny drama", but also finished my homework easily.
Yesterday, we prepared something at home and began to barbecue.
My grandmother said, "I, I'll cut the meat." Then, he picked up the mutton and put it in the basin. Grandpa picked up the kebab and accidentally pricked his finger when he reached the third root. Grandma looked at it and said, "Hey! I'll string it together. You go and get a band-aid. " Grandma sat in that chair again and strung it together. After a while, grandma successfully strung these mutton kebabs.
At this time, the guest also came to my house, and the guest said happily, "Wow! Want mutton kebabs! The guests also quickly put that box of mutton kebabs? Add charcoal and make a fire, which is a little help from the guests.
When the kebab started, Wenwen's brother said, "Let me do it!" " I baked the kebabs in the oven for nearly a minute, greased them, turned them back and forth, and sprinkled them with cumin and pepper. Brother Wen Wen said, "Come and eat mutton kebabs!" We picked up the mutton skewers and ate them one by one. Take a bite, your mouth is full of oil. My grandpa and them, with beer.
Then we grilled fish, grilled chicken wings, and everything in our mouths would say, "It smells good!" "
This is the fun of kebabs at night. If you want to eat, I'll bake it another day. Welcome to my home. I will definitely prepare a dinner party for you to eat and drink. I will never treat you badly! Come and sign up, it will be gone if you come late. Don't miss it!
An interesting thing is that I like watching detective TV very much. I want to be a detective. This summer vacation, I tasted the taste of being a detective.
One afternoon, my friend and I were playing a game of catching thieves. I am a policeman. I was just about to reach for Dongdong when I saw a man sneaking into this unit of my house with a black bag. I immediately called my friends together and said to them, "I saw a man going upstairs, and I suspected that he was a thief." Lele was with me at that time, and she also said positively, "He must be a thief." Everyone agreed, except Fan Fan hesitated and said, "I don't think so." We all criticize Fan Fan, who is outnumbered and only listens to our opinions.
Everyone decided to catch the thief and form a detective team, with me as the team leader. The four of us divided into two groups and entered from both sides of the unit door. As soon as we got to the first floor, we heard a creaking sound, which scared us from going upstairs again. A question arose in my mind: What weapons did the "enemy" use? At this moment, Dongdong of our team suddenly gave a cry. I quickly covered his mouth and lowered my head. It turned out that he stepped on a stone. We all stared at him and accused him of almost ruining the event. We continue to go upstairs slowly. We had not reached the second floor when we heard footsteps downstairs. We were terrified. I reacted fastest, took the lead in going downstairs softly, hid behind the wall, and couldn't help peeking at the man with my probe. Who knows, the man walked out of the unit door with a stack of leaflets in his hand. Oh, it turns out that he distributes advertising leaflets. What a false alarm.
It seems that being a detective is not easy. You should not only have Ming Rui's insight, but also have accurate judgment, so as not to make jokes.
An interesting thing: composition 450 words 1 1 Sunday, I was alone at home, lonely. In order to kill time, I have to play table tennis against the flawless white wall. The sound of "Ping-Pong, Ping-Pong" echoes like a symphony at home.
Hit and hit, the ball fell to the ground. I accidentally stepped on the table tennis and only heard a click. I quickly lifted my feet and bent down to pick up table tennis. Oh, no, the lower part of the table tennis was squashed by me, and it was simply a small wine glass. I can't bounce like that just now. what can I do? I was so anxious that I stamped my feet. Just then, I heard the sound of "whoops" and thought, Oh, the water is boiling. I hurried to the kitchen, turned off the gas and poured boiling water into the kettle. I suddenly had a brainwave. Yes, the science teacher said that when the temperature is high, an object will expand, and when the temperature is low, it will contract. This is "expansion with heat and contraction with cold". There is air in table tennis, which will definitely expand when heated. So I quickly found a cup, poured boiling water into it, then put the crushed ping-pong ball into the cup and pressed it into the boiling water with chopsticks.
Two minutes later, a miracle appeared. Boiling water is like a magician, and the flat part of table tennis is sucked out by magic. Table tennis is round and can "bounce" like just now. I took a ping-pong ball and shouted, "Yeah! The last contact of table tennis! " I'm active again.
After this incident, I got to know science again. I don't think science is important anymore. Science appears in our life all the time, and life cannot be separated from science. I think we should make more use of scientific knowledge to make life more interesting!
An interesting thing is the composition of 450 words 12 "Time is like water, life is like a song". In a blink of an eye, we sent away another tense semester and ushered in another summer vacation.
On the first day of summer vacation, my mother said, "It will take a few days to write the summer homework book halfway." As a result, it took us four days to finish our summer homework. We will return to our hometown in a few days. I am alive and kicking, because I am very happy! Mom tidied up her things and we got on the bus. After a night, I arrived in the morning. After a while, we got off the bus. When I got to my hometown, I heard that our people were building a house, so I rushed over to have a look. Ah! Really! We climbed up to play. At first, I was afraid, but gradually I stopped being afraid. When we make ratification on it, we take that kind of hard soil. As long as the person we catch meets a person, that person will give him a soil, and as long as that person has no soil, let him catch it. We have already started to play. Our big brother will catch us. Big brother will count for dozens of seconds before arresting us. Ten seconds later, he started arresting people. Our brother is far away from our eldest brother. My eldest brother met me and I gave him a piece of soil. Slowly, everyone gave him a piece of soil. My brother's first one was missing, so I came to catch it. At first, he met no one. Later, he got angry and met one, two, three ... I had no soil first, so I came to catch it. Let's play like this.
I'm finally so tired! But I am very happy! I will never forget this matter, and I will never forget my little friend!
An interesting thing: composition 450 words 13 In my life, there are countless interesting things. But there's one thing I can't forget, and it's funny to think of it.
I remember once I was invited to a classmate's birthday party. During the dinner, we suddenly came up with an interesting game, and everyone took turns telling jokes. Whoever tells a funny joke will be "rewarded" with a cake and put it on his face. The first classmate began to say that none of us laughed. As a result, he was painted as "Santa Claus". The second classmate began to tell that his jokes were really funny. The content is something like this: three soldiers were put into prison camps during World War II. One of them is English, one is French and the other is Polish. One night, the guards fell asleep and the three men tried to escape. The British army went out first and accidentally kicked the soldiers. The soldier asked, "Who?" The British army was in a hurry and shouted "Meow". "Oh, it's a cat." So the guard continued to sleep, and the French army went out for the second time and accidentally kicked down the kettle. The soldier asked, "Who?" Meow. "Oh, another cat. There are so many cats today. " The Polish army was the last to leave, and he ran into the prison gate. "who?" "Of course it's a cat!" The Polish army replied proudly without thinking.
The joke made us laugh our heads off. We gave him a piece of cake.
After dinner, we had a "cream fight". Pieces of cake flew around in the sky, and we were all smashed into "Santa Claus". Everyone laughed their heads off.
This is really an interesting thing.
An interesting composition 450 words 14 My family keeps a pig. Our family keeps a pig every year, but the way of raising pigs in our family is different from others'. Other people's pigs are kept in captivity, and our pigs are tied.
Our family has raised a pig since the beginning of this year. In order to have pork to eat during the Spring Festival, we tied the pig with a rope and then inserted a long iron bar into the ground. Pigs are kept there like dogs.
Although it is a pig, it is very human. Every time he is fed, only his mother goes. He can't bark or arch. Moreover, when mother walks over and grabs him gently with her hand, our pig will lie down as if enjoying it.
One night in winter, my mother and I watched TV at home, and my father worked the night shift. At this moment, I suddenly heard a "crash" outside, and my mother hurried out to watch. It turned out that the rope tied to our house was broken, and our pigs were arching around in the yard, just as our newly harvested cabbage was placed in the yard, and our pigs ruined half of my cabbage. My mother was very anxious at that time, so she quickly called grandpa and said that our pig was at home. After a while, grandpa came. Grandpa grabbed the pig and tied the rope tightly. He said: "Change the rope frequently after it is fastened, or the rope will open in You Zhu as soon as it is loosened." The pig ran away this time, which scared me. I cried when the pig was running in the yard.
Later, I thought that pigs could be raised like dogs, which was really interesting. It's ridiculous to think about it.
An interesting thing: composition 450 words 15 Today is long summer, and we all brought eggs. Look at the eggs brought by the students, some are khaki eggs, some are duck eggs slightly larger than eggs, some are extra-large goose eggs, and even tea eggs come to help.
Seeing our strong interest in beating eggs, the teacher is going to hold an egg-beating contest at the class meeting.
I finally made it to the afternoon. In a class before the class meeting, the teacher asked us to make up eggs. After a round of fierce competition, in the end, the skilled Li Pengfei won the king of egg pumping.
With the arrival of the class meeting, the classroom seemed to explode. The students are all ready to try.
The first round is the group match. I looked at each other's goose eggs, not much bigger than me, and I was a little scared. So, I asked other students to attack him for me first, and they were all defeated. Looks like I have to do it myself. Although there is no expression on my face, my heart is like carrying 25 rabbits-scratching my heart. I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, picked up my own god of war and launched a fierce attack on the stomach of another goose egg. Only heard a bang, I opened my eyes and saw that my egg had been gloriously sacrificed. Alas! I didn't expect to be out in the first round. I'm really unwilling!
The egg-beating contest is in full swing. Winners laugh and sigh from time to time. However, the most interesting thing is the decisive battle between men and women PK-the ever-victorious general Li Pengcheng against the female hero Wang Yuxi. The girls are cheering for Wang Yuxi, and the boys are cheering for Li Pengcheng, shouting wave after wave. In the end, Li Pengcheng won the title of King of Eggs.
I must win the next game!
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