The beginning is touching and the end is sloppy.

Many times, the beginning is always touching, but the ending is unpredictable. The off-guard rollover joke made us have the impulse to hit people. Let's take a look at some sentences in life with touching beginnings and bad endings.

First, the beginning is touching and the end is painful.

1. The girl I like is in someone else's arms.

There are no secret admirers, but many people want to assassinate.

I have a skill, but I can't help it. I am a girl.

I just ate a duck wing, and it feels like an electric shock.

There is nothing wrong with having no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

6. Come with me. I'm hungry for nine meals in three days, so I'll get a small steel bar if I have nothing to do.

7. I have the ability to pick up girls, but there is nothing I can do. I have no sister to seduce me.

8. If I were young, I wouldn't feel inferior, and my husbands would certainly be many.

9. Come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.

10. I haven't signed for it for a long time. A chicken feet with pickled peppers, I feel gentle.

Second, it is impossible to prevent the joke of rollover.

1. Me: Mom, have you been better recently? I'm a little busy at work recently, so I don't have time to see you. Remember to take your quick-acting pills with you at all times. Your heart is not good.

Empress Dowager Cixi: Oh, I have it with me. what can I do for you? Tell me.

Me: Nothing, just that I hit my friend's car yesterday, and you lent me 654.38 million yuan. Mom, what happened to you? Oh, take your medicine quickly.

2. Husband: Wife, give me a call on your mobile phone. I can't find it.

Wife: On the sofa? Call yourself.

Husband: Hi, dear.

XX: Hello, baby.

Husband: Yes. . . . .

Wife: Yes. . . . . Dad, you have the wrong number. Wrong number, wrong number, this is my dad, my dad, my dad.

3. Wife: Don't worry, let's fix it slowly.

Husband: Kick the bike away.

Wife: What are you doing?

Husband: You go.

Wife: The car hasn't been repaired yet. where am I going?

Husband: After so many years of marriage, you haven't enjoyed your happiness. A bike is broken and I can't fix it. Ho ho.

Wife: Husband, don't get excited. There is no trough in life, but since I chose to marry you, I am not afraid of hardship. No matter what you are, I will support you silently.

Husband: Then you support me and give me 50 yuan. The garage in front is not closed yet. What should I do here?

Summary:

Many times, the plot always catches us off guard. Many times, at the beginning of a touching happy story, there will always be a reversal, which will make you laugh and make you want to run away. These off-guard sentences and jokes make everyone understand what it means to know the beginning without thinking about the end.