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How to clean up the groom on the wedding day
Tips for blocking doors:
1, open the door with a red envelope.
Give a red envelope before opening the door to test the eloquence of the groom and the best man. It is also important for bridesmaids to block the door and ask for red envelopes.
2. Say I love you loudly
Prepare to shout the horn, let the groom say loudly that he loves the bride, so that the whole building can hear it and test the groom's voice.
It's not that easy to get in the door.
Tie a ribbon at the gate, and the groom and the best man pass through the gap in the ribbon and enter the gate. If someone touches the ribbon, they will weigh it.
Step 4 thaw the key
The bride freezes several keys with the same appearance into frozen cubes the night before, and mixes them with the best man to let them melt the ice quickly with their body temperature, but one of them is the key that can open the bride's door.
1. The groom answers the bridesmaid's question.
The question is mainly about the bride, to test the groom's understanding of the bride and avoid making things difficult on purpose. Here are some frequently asked questions for your reference.
1. When is the bride's birthday?
2, favorite 10 things, can be favorite vegetables, fruits, favorite animals, favorite movies.
3. Tell the bride the advantages of 10 and see how excellent the bride is in the groom's heart. This must be there.
When did they meet for the first time and date for the first time?
Now is the time to recall that the bride moved the groom.
6. Who will cook, wash dishes, clean and take care of the baby after marriage?
These are common problems that can solve the groom. If you are not satisfied, please read the encyclopedia of marriage problems.
Second, the whole groom's game.
1, singing
Sing a song that both of us like. Male and female duets are the best. Let the groom sing until the bride is willing to pick up the song, or the groom and the best man can hum and dance.
The bride specifies the song that the groom will sing. The bride knows best what the groom will sing, so she lets the best man dance and entertain.
Step 2 recite poems
The bridesmaid group says the first half or the second half of the poem, and the groom answers the corresponding poem.
3. Guess the best man's lip print
Guess whether it's the bridesmaid or the bride's lip print is long gone. The game is that the groom and the best man kiss each other with lipstick on their eyes, and then guess who kissed them through lip prints to test the groom's eyesight and familiarity with the best man.
4, * * * masked men
Let the groom and the best man dance or exercise in front of * * *. These deformed faces will definitely bring the atmosphere of the scene to the extreme, and the test is whether the relationship between the best man and the groom is iron.
5, mustard sandwich/mustard brushing your teeth
Brushing your teeth with mustard and watching the expressions of the groom and the best man, the sour taste is a great test of the groom's endurance.
6. Tibetan wedding shoes
Every wedding has to play games, so the bridesmaids have to figure out where to hide.
2. Help me think about how to get rid of the groom on the day of picking up the bride.
1, asking questions-looking back and looking forward to the future
Some bridesmaids may say that this move is out of date, but it is not. Every relationship is unique, the questions can be the same, but the answers definitely have their own feelings. In addition to asking some standard questions, such as the first time two people meet, hold hands for the first time, travel for the first time and so on. We can also make the groom look forward to their future life and promise to take responsibility. I believe bridesmaids will get something different.
2. Rap-if you love her, you can sing it.
Even if there is no talent, singing a few songs is definitely not a problem for the groom and the best man. Let the groom sing a song with the bride's name in the lyrics, or a song with the words "love" and "like" in the lyrics, or let the groom's best man sing and dance at the same time, which are all good tricks. You can also learn from the Chinese poetry conference, replace songs with poems, and express your love with ancient poems. I believe it has its own low-key and subtle beauty.
3, recitation-different languages, the same love.
Have you written the groom's vows? If not, write it on the spot. Continue after writing, and the groom will recite it on the spot. Mandarin reading is out of date, and there must be more than two dialects. If it doesn't happen that the best men are all in one place, I'm sorry, I can only call for support on the spot, and now I'm learning to sell.
4, matchmaking-a thousand miles of marriage.
In ancient times, the old man led the red line, but now there are bridesmaids to pick it up. Bridesmaids can prepare the red line 10 in advance, which represents perfection. One of them is tied to the bride's wrist, and the other nine are tied with nine things, which can be food or a note with a small task. The other end of the red line is outside the bride's door, so that the groom can choose the one that is most likely to be tied to the bride. If the bride is successfully pulled, the game is over and the next link is entered; If you can't pull, you can only try one by one. The food tied to the red rope must be eaten and the task must be completed. As long as the bridesmaid allows, the groom can invite the best man to dinner or complete the task instead.
5, red lips-another beautiful girl
Lipstick is not necessarily exclusive to women. It's time for the groom and groomsmen to show their lipstick skills. Among them, the groom draws lipstick on the best man's mouth with his mouth, and the more accurate the better. If you want to increase the difficulty, you can also blindfold the groom. What is the result? I believe everyone is looking forward to it. The groomsmen must be prepared to be poisoned by the groom.
More groom grooming games can also be viewed at the wedding (one-stop wedding service platform, there are a lot of wedding photos to enjoy, making wedding invitations, how to prepare for marriage, learning from other brides, preparing for marriage is not a problem)!
6, eat and drink-invite you to tea, I'm serious.
Pepper, mustard and lemon are regarded as the three treasures of the game of blocking doors. In addition, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are also good materials. After all, life is inseparable from these. Give full play to your imagination, carefully concoct and blend some unknown liquids, which look sour and refreshing, and feel very picturesque when you think about it. Deep feelings, a stuffy. Come on, groom and best man, let's go!
How to fix the groom and bridesmaid on the wedding day must read the manual.
You can choose the question of marriage clearance and 40 bridesmaids clearance.
Bridesmaids have to embarrass the groom according to various questions when they take the door. Are you ready for the bridesmaid? 1, at noon on weeding day, sweat dripped down the soil. Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard?
Title of the poem, by author 2. When we first met, how many years, months, days, what was the weather like and where was it? 3. Say "I love you" in eight languages; The reference languages are English, Japanese, French, Korean, German, Cantonese, Shanghai dialect, Chaoshan dialect, Mandarin and Hakka dialect. Wife's birthday? What year, month and day? Lunar calendar? 5. Sing two songs with your wife's name. 6. Say that 10 needs to give gifts to his wife.
7. Mother-in-law's birthday or mobile phone number. 8. Do 20 push-ups, put the bride's photo on the ground, the groom push-ups and make a kiss.
There is no limit to the number ~ ~ Let the groom and the groomsman group do 1000 push-ups. 9. Singing the moon represents my heart, and the last word will be delayed. 10, look at the marriage guarantee.
1 1. Sing a folk song for the party. It is the most touching moment that the groom sings in the living room for the bride in the room to hear.
There can be many designated tracks, such as songs with the bride's name, the bride's favorite songs or ten songs with the word "love", drinking songs when we met, and forest songs. When the groom sings, he can let his brothers dance along and do various actions to express the lyrics, which will make the atmosphere more active.
Let the groom's brother sing "Only Mom is Good" outside the door. Be sure to sing loudly, or we will add songs. Of course, the sisters must not say that they heard it. If they can't hear you, add a song "Wife, I Love You" 12 and dance. Let the groom and the best man dance together.
13, how to address the bride, and ask him to find ten titles (not including wife, baby, bride's nickname and other well-known names) 14, report the bride's measurements 15, talk about the advantages of the bride 16, and what his wife likes to eat 17. But for the sake of your beloved, the groom will do it himself, even if he inserts the thread into the pinhole of nine needles on styrofoam in three minutes at one go, he will be willing to help you.
20. He can remember all the important anniversaries of you and him, such as the first acquaintance, the first kiss, the date of marriage proposal ...? Use this day to test his memory. 2 1, n drinks of the same color, such as cola, are filled with ingredients, such as salt and vinegar. , so that the taste of the drink becomes strange, and then let the two brothers choose one and drink them all. If they don't drink, they will give red envelopes. 22. More than N ribbons will be placed at the door, so that the groom can untie them all and sing and express his confession while untied. 23. Grooms, groomsmen and others usually hum songs and dance little swans to entertain.
24. Truth or dare. Mother and wife fell into the water. Who should be saved first? .
The most shameful thing about yourself. To what extent are you willing to sacrifice for love? If one day you quarrel with the bride, what will you do? What should I do if I meet my ex-girlfriend? Others, think again. 25. tongue twister backwards. For example, if you eat grapes, you don't spit grape skins, and if you don't eat grapes, you spit grape skins.
26. Name six reasons why the bride let you in. 27. Shout "Wife, I love you, help me, open the door" in the most obscene and disgusting voice. 28. Say out loud the nickname given to the bride by 10. 29. Say 10 the advantages of the bride. 30. idioms solitaire asked the groom to say the idiom that the number begins with one to ten. The groom said that brothers can also use body language to interpret the meaning of this idiom.
This move can not only show the groom's eloquence and eagerness, but also how much he loves the bride. 3 1, soul mates collect the lip prints of the bride and sister with paper towels, and then let the groom identify himself. If he admits his mistake, he will be punished for biting lipstick with his mouth and helping his brothers apply lipstick. If the bride's lip prints can't be found all the time, he will paint all his brothers red, and then everyone will kiss the groom and let him take pictures like being elected as "Miss Hong Kong".
Props: lipstick, large paper towels. 32, ups and downs, let the groom tell the ups and downs in the process of falling in love with the bride, and arrange some punishments accordingly.
For example, lemon is used for sour, strawberry is used for sweet, bitter gourd is used for bitter, and pepper is used for spicy. The groom asked his brother to eat the same food as he said.
This not only has a happy atmosphere, but also has the significance of reviewing love experiences, which is very suitable. Props: Lemon, Strawberry, Bitter Melon, Pepper 33. Heartbeat Memories: He can remember all the important anniversaries of her and him, such as the first acquaintance, the first kiss, the date of marriage proposal ...? Use this day to test his memory.
34. Ask the groom to name a hobby of the bride. I think this can be a courageous question. It depends on whether the groom can cope with the situation and give a satisfactory answer.
35. Please buy Brother D a soda first, one can for each person, with a time limit of 99 seconds. 36. Let the groom sing another song that the bride loves. 37. Write nine sentences and nine words of love declaration. 38. Answer the most unforgettable question with the bride: If the answer is wrong, each sister will prepare more mustard and spicy cakes than the brothers and the groom eat together. 39. The groom will talk about the ups and downs of dating the bride, and the sisters will judge.
Can be prepared into sweet, sour, bitter and spicy food or drink. 40. Wife's ID number.
4. How to toss the groom on the wedding day?
The first trick: On Kibo's wedding day, the bride was dressed in thin clothes, and the guests could try their best to make the newlyweds play a boxing match with each other. If they lose a punch, they will lose their clothes or jewels until they can't do it anymore. The second trick: high-heeled glasses encourage the bride to let the groom try to let him use high heels and drink three cups in a row to show his love for her. The third measure: The Round Table Warrior lets the bride and groom sit on a table with stools and drink concentric wine. The fourth measure: the apple of love, in order to show lasting love, requires the bride to peel the apple and feed it to the groom, but the apple peel is not allowed to be peeled off. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes. The fifth trick: I want you to look good and let the groom guess what color the bride's wedding night is. If it is right, the bride presents a treasure, as long as she shows a little, it means she is right; Guess wrong. I want the groom to run three times in the bridal chamber with * * * "nudity allowed". The sixth trick: the passionate ice cube asks the groom to pick up the bride first. Then, two or three friends will pour the prepared ice cubes into the groom's arms, and then everyone will hug the new couple together, so that the new groom can get enough cold and jump up and down to avoid being too enthusiastic when consummating the house. The seventh trick: ambush on all sides, try to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in an imperceptible corner or wardrobe, then adjust the tape of the pre-recorded alarm whistle to the maximum, and let it out at the right time to surprise the couple, while the hidden piles hiding everywhere make trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the couple an "early birth." The eighth trick: Love Balloons Put some balloons under the sheets so that the bride and groom can lie down together to show their loyalty and go to disaster together. The ninth trick: the chocolate cheongsam is put into the bride's cheongsam by the female VIP. "Of course, the bride is sitting", and then let the groom take all the chocolates, not missing a single one. Otherwise, the groom is asked to retrieve them one by one with his mouth. Tenth trick: Su Xiang Ke Qiao, a female friend, squeezed a heart-shaped sweet * * on the bride's chest with chocolate juice and then let the groom lick it in public to show her soul mate. Eleventh measure: lock the bridal chamber. Lock the cave door in advance, hide the key somewhere or on a good friend, and then let the groom find it. Every time he can't find it, the bride wants her guests to kiss him once until he finds it. Twelfth trick: the wrong love crystal deliberately put the borrowed baby on the bed, causing a short misunderstanding. Thirteenth trick: Old love lets the couple repeat the most authentic original scene when they propose marriage in public. Fourteenth trick: warn the runaway wife to hide the bride somewhere, and then the groom will look for it again until he finds it before being sent to the bridal chamber. Fifteenth measure: the old love is not over, and the new love should tell the number, appearance and history of the past male and female friends respectively, otherwise they are not allowed to share the same bed. Sixteenth trick: Birthdays (Birthdays) Let the groom guess the correct date of birth of the bride in the lunar calendar, and if it is wrong, make a horse for the bride to ride. Seventeenth trick: speechless, buy a book "Seeing Jokes" published by Horn Press and test the couple with innovative riddles. If you can't answer, each male guest will kiss the bride for one minute. The eighteenth trick: compare the game of "gestures" to test the tacit understanding between the two sides. The more embarrassing the question, the better. Like are you still virgins? Her measurements? Do you love me? I wear red today and go to bed at 20 o'clock. You are so beautiful today (without a condom) and so on. The nineteenth trick: the mole of love. It is said that the bride has a mole three centimeters above her navel. I wonder if it's true. Can you ask the groom to unveil the mystery for the bride? The twentieth trick: yesterday, the new couple was asked to repeat the dating scene in front of everyone, including affectionate, cuddling, holding hands and other actions until the guests were satisfied. Twenty-first trick: the seven-step poem is titled from head to toe and various organs of the body. The two take turns to write poems or words, such as chest: have a well-thought-out plan; The examiner is a guest. If the guest is not satisfied with the answer, you can ask the other person to kiss the part! The 22nd trick: Peppers flying in advance are mixed with fireworks. When the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, the gunfire is released violently, and the consequences will be cleaned up. Measure 23: The new measure requires the groom to put his arm around the bride's body and cut it three times. Only if it is not bad can he pass the test. Any one of them is wrong, and the groom will be punished for walking around the bridal chamber three times with the bride in his arms. The 24th trick: protect the flowers with spring mud. In order to show the groom's love for the bride, the groom is required to wrap two people in a big scarf in public and put on simple household clothes for the bride. If the bride dresses abnormally, the groom will be fined three glasses of wine. The 25th trick: The groom should give the wedding candy (soft candy) to the bride with his mouth. A * * * costs 30 yuan. Of course, the groom can help the bride eat. If the groom doesn't eat, other men can take his place! Twenty-sixth trick: Three-inch golden lotus lets the groom guess how many centimeters the bride's feet are. If he guessed wrong, he asked the groom to put on new high heels and walk three times in the bridal chamber. Twenty-seventh trick: there is love in spring. In order to show that the groom is powerful, he can manage the family in the future. Therefore, the groom is required to carry the bride into the bridal chamber and walk five times on the spring bed. Brides are not allowed to fall. If the groom is weak, another man can take his place. The 28th trick: Pick up the love songs and prepare some sentimental love songs. Guests will take the lead in singing, and then the groom or bride will relay. If you sing wrong or can't sing, the bride will punish the male guests for kissing, and the groom will be fined three glasses of wine, ya!
Do you have any interesting ways to dress up the groom on the wedding day?
1. Guess the lip print
A group of sisters' lipsticks are printed on a piece of paper, so that the groom can guess which is the bride's lip print, and each lip print can also correspond to a punishment. If you guess wrong, you will be punished. Of course, red envelopes can also be solved! For example, if a man or a sister's lip print is guessed by the groom, let the best man kiss the groom.
2. Give you bread and love
People often ask me which is more important, love or bread, so the way to have both is to chew out a love on bread, which is warm and intimate, haha. There is no need to explain this link. I believe everyone has got the message. This is timed.
Sing love songs
The groom will sing a classic romantic love song. The older, the better! Sisters, make sure the groom sings loudly enough!
4. Q&A session
The groom must not answer the wrong question between the bride and them! If the answer is wrong, he and his brothers will do some palm pressing or sit-ups.
Look for her in the crowd.
Multiple pairs of shoes of different sizes, choose the bride's shoes;
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