Snobbish lines in soldier sketches

Also known as lottery.

I have a little back recently, especially my back.

I seem to have met a ghost during the day.

I shouted when I saw the lottery ticket on the road.

Touch 500 yuan.

Touched a bottle of mineral water.

Bad luck, I'd better go home for dinner. When I go home, mom, I hope my son will come back when you come back.

Mom's here. What are you doing back so early?

Son, I'm home for dinner so early.

Mom eats? Oh, there is nothing to eat at home. Go to the market to buy some food.

Good son, I went to the market to buy food. No, my father died a long time ago. My mother always tells me to come back early every day. Why do you think I came back early today? Is there a ghost here? No, I'll open the door and have a look. Open the door, don't open it again.

Mom didn't buy food?

There is a cauliflower at home, but there is no one at home. If you don't come out again, I'll let a mad dog bite you out.

Hey, don't let go, I'll come out, I'll come out.

My son turned out to be an old bachelor, stuck in the street all his life. Jianghu people call him Zhao Youtiao. How dare you come to my house in broad daylight to flirt with my mother?

Damn it, let me explain.

I don't need to explain, mom. My father died young, and now his bones are not cold.

Isn't it cold for eighteen years?

My son is not cold. I knew it a long time ago. You're nervous and eager to move in with my mother. If I don't arrive in time today, you will do something irreparable. How can you fail my father's soul? How can you disappoint my fragile heart?

Hey, hey, you're too fragile. Your mother has nothing to do with you. For you, she has alienated me for more than ten years, and we are suffering in the waiting.

Son, you should jump into the oil pan and suffer.

Uncle, it doesn't matter how you treat me. You should be filial to your mother.

Son, of course, my disappointed old lady. I don't want you to get married According to your conditions, marry a university professor, an entrepreneur or at least a village cadre.

Uncle, are you marrying your mother or selling your mother?

Mom, you still have many advantages in Uncle Zhao.

I think he has a lot of oil on him.

Mother first, he is honest.

Nonsense, he is a black sheep. If he had been dishonest, the fritters stand would have been torn down.

Secondly, he is diligent.

Of course, he is an old bachelor and not diligent. Who can support him?

Besides, I have skills.

Ah, my mother, is this also called technology?

Mom, anyway, after all these years, he still loves me the most.

A son is nothing more than two fried dough sticks.

Bo also has a bowl of soybean milk.

The children don't add up to fifty cents.

Mother's family is so capable.

Mom, if you marry him, I will die for you.

Come on, don't scare me with death, I'll go.

Erzou

Bo Lao mei zi

Uncle Niang, it seems that we have no chance in this life, so we can only wait for the afterlife.

My mother, I'm in my teens. Pay attention to the influence.

Mom, give it to someone else.

The more I go abroad, the more promises I get. What? Oath? Take it out and let me open my eyes.

Abo lottery

Oh, my God, I'm still, did you win the prize?

Bo won.

What did you win?

Niang a bag of washing powder

Mom, you have no ambition in your life. You promised each other with a bag of washing powder.

Bob won a bag of washing powder in the first painting.

Son, where's the second one?

Bo won a million dollars.

What did you say, son?

Bo million

Son, 1 million

Wave hey hey.

Mom, help! Oh, help! I told you not to tell him. He can't stand it. This is how his father died.

Uncle is still hereditary.

Mother pinches people, pinches people.

Erbaba

Bo, don't, don't.

Come here, son

Mom, whoa, whoa.

Son, it's not that I don't want you to get married. I just want to see how much you love each other.

I love you so much that it's useless. I'm not a university professor.

Children's university professors are not as diligent as you.

Mom, he's not a business owner.

Business owners are not as honest as he is.

"I'm not a village cadre.

Children and village cadres don't have your skills.

Bo, I didn't.

Son, you are my ancestor. Old Niang, if you don't marry him today, how can you live up to my father's soul? How can you disappoint my fragile heart? If you don't marry him, I will die for you.

Bob, since you have no problem with this matter, your mother and I will.

Get married quickly, son

Sister, it seems that money has a great face.

Mom, what money is not money? My son is sometimes reasonable. His uncle, I think the lottery ticket has been lost. What is this 1 million? How can we make our family harmonious and beautiful?

Bo is.

Hey, hey, wait a minute. Why am I getting confused?

Son, didn't your uncle win a million dollars?

One million children

Mom, when he was happy, he jumped in the same place three times. That lottery ticket

How's the son?

I lost my mother.

(children's movements)

Son, go back and fry your fried dough sticks.

Bo, your mother and I

Son, you are dreaming, you toad want to eat swan meat, and disappear from my face at once.

Hao Bo, I disappeared. Before I disappear, I want to say one last thing to your mother, sis. Although I lost the lottery ticket, I didn't lose it far. I bent down and picked it up again.

Dad, dad

Bob, don't call me dad. Let me go.

Erbaba

Bo let me go