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See "Bears Return to Earth" (2)? In a soft way to the strong.

I went to see the return of the bear yesterday. Haha, I found a particularly interesting place, that is, the process of Roman Abramovich's surrender to Xiong Er.

At first Abramovich thought Xiong Er was a bit silly and wanted to solve the problem by force. After several rounds, he failed Roman Abramovich summed up the experience and lessons, and thought that Xiong Er could be subdued by the tactics of subduing Xiong Da and others. I didn't expect the effect to be wonderful. A soft word, a smiling face and a look instantly germinated Xiong Er's innocent, kind and brave heart. What happened next was natural. Abu's business is Xiong Er's business. Because of Abramovich, Xiong Er can concentrate, cheer up, and win the runaway skyfire in one fell swoop.

This is the power of tenderness.

In fact, in life, such examples are numerous. What rope saws wood, what water drops wear; What needles are hidden in the cotton wool and what outer rings are inside. People who can do things according to these idioms seem to have achieved great success. It can be seen that "bear infestation" is not a lie.

This is true in nature. For example, how many tons of explosives does it take to dig a tunnel? Mao Mao Mao was bombed indiscriminately, only a few meters. Look at the water again, flowing quietly, and the Three Gorges, 700 miles away, will become. Let's look at the Yarlung Zangbo Grand Canyon again. At first, it was gentle water, then it met the mountains and finally flowed south.

It seems to be the same in life, for example, if you have something you don't understand, you want to ask others. First of all, you have to be sincere, friendly and open-minded, so that you can get advice from others. It's like Shi Yang standing in the snow for a long time to ask Cheng Yi and Hao Cheng for advice. Then you successfully learned from the teacher. This is the story of Cheng Men Sydney. If the credibility of the story is not so high, what Song Lian personally said in "Preface to Dongyang Ma Sheng" can't be false. When Song Lian was young, in order to study, he "stood by, held the suspect and leaned over to ask; Or the more respectful and reasonable you are when you meet, you dare not say a word; Once you are happy, please ask again. " Then, it is "the grace of the son of heaven, after the decoration minister." "

Look, lower your posture and lower it. When it can't be lower, the water will naturally come in. Do you believe me? It's really not because the sea is wide, but because it's low enough. If we can learn with an open mind, I believe we can't become a sea or a reservoir.

That's the point, and then joke time:

Teacher Daofa: Today we are going to study party flag. Who knows what color our party flag is?

Student: Red!

Teacher Daofa: What about the pattern?

Student: sickle and axe!

Teacher Daofa: Do you know what they all stand for?

Student: The sickle represents the peasant class and the axe represents the working class.

Teacher Daofa: Great. Are they together?

Student: migrant workers' class!

Daofa teacher: Er (~ _ ~; )