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Can you carry bullets on your ass? Why did soldier Zhang Ga get shot in the ass in the movie, but nothing happened?
The puppet officials ran ahead, Gazi chased after them, and the puppet officials shot back. If the puppet official hits in front of Gazi, the bullet should go in from the thigh, pass through the thigh and hit the ass. With such a heavy injury, Gazi couldn't continue to chase the fake official, but Gazi just fell down and immediately got up to chase, but Gazi didn't realize that he was injured, so there was only one answer, that is, Gazi twisted his ass to chase. I grazed Gazi's ass and cut a hole in Gazi's ass. Because there was no bone injury, Gazi didn't feel injured and continued to pursue.
When I watched this movie as a child, I once doubted this question. Because I first met Private Zhang Ga in the 1990s. At that time, it was the era when gun battles between Hong Kong and Taiwan prevailed. Compared with gunfight, shooting people is like cutting melons and vegetables. But in this movie, Gazi was shot and nothing happened. At least from the cognition at that time, it really felt too exaggerated.
Of course! At that time, the author was still in primary school, so my understanding of this aspect was not professional. These problems can only be understood after watching the plot when I grow up.
Or more simply, when the guerrilla battalion chief first found Gazi injured, he already gave the answer: "I didn't hurt my bones, I'll take you to Lianhua Lake, nothing! Just keep it for a few days. "
That is to say, the bullet that hit Zhang Gazi didn't penetrate his body at all; it just grazed the flesh. Because the wound was not big, Gazi didn't notice it for a long time until the battalion chief patted his ass and scratched his wound with his palm.
Let's recall the whole plot of this battle:
After the ambush, the guerrillas ambushed the Japanese puppet troops from two directions. Under the sudden attack, the Japanese puppet troops were in chaos. Later, the Japanese puppet troops charged the guerrillas, and they dispersed directly. Some people fought hand-to-hand with guerrillas, while others, including this puppet army officer, found their own way out.
By the way, the actor who plays the puppet army officer in this scene is actually a walk-on, not to mention the lines, and even the front shots and close-ups are pitiful, but these shots can still show the actor's acting skills. Look at his face under this lens, when he is trapped and there is no hope of breaking through. Can small fresh meat do it now?
Later, after he was discovered by Gazi, Gazi jumped out of the position to pursue. The camera gives a close-up of the positions of two people: the puppet army officer is in front and Gazi is leaning over him.
Theoretically, shooting from the position where the puppet army officer is located, the bullet can't hit the center of Gazi's ass.
Subsequently, the two sides launched a pursuit war. During the pursuit, the puppet army officer once fired a shot at Gazi. At the same time, Gazi once "ouch" and then briefly fell to the ground, but quickly got up and continued to pursue. From this detail, Gazi seems to have been touched by something, then lost his balance and once knelt on the ground.
Because there was only one bullet left in the puppet army officer's pistol, and he shot Gazi's ass after the war, it was very obvious that the object that touched Gazi was a flying bullet.
But as mentioned above, the position of the puppet army officer is unless he is holding a pistol with a rotatable bullet used by the black cat sheriff. Otherwise, from his point of view, his bullet can't hit Gazi's ass anyway. Because Gazi is in his sight, only the outside of the left hip, that is, the left hip, can be exposed within the range of his pistol.
That is to say, Gazi was shot on the outside of his ass, and the bullet flew out of the skin and missed the bone. Perhaps the wound torn by this shot is not big. Gazi's attention has been focused on the direction of catching the prisoner, so he didn't even notice that he was injured. He didn't feel pain until someone patted his wound.
Don't think this is a passage from a drama. In the real battlefield, such stories actually abound. In the battlefield of bullets, harsh gunfire stimulates the soldiers' nerves, and the state of blood upwelling may even numb the combatants' nerves.
For example, in my hometown of Liaoning, there is an old soldier named Zhao Zhenxing who fought against US aggression and aided Korea. In the fourth battle, he followed his comrades to charge the position of the American army. In the charge, a bullet from the other side penetrated his calf, but he kept running without knowing it. It was not until a while later that strenuous exercise enlarged the wound torn by the bullet hole, causing his calf to completely lose support and suddenly collapsed to the ground, surprised to find that his calf had already been shot.
It is common sense that human tissue structure as carbohydrate cannot be carried by metal bullets at high speed. Private Zhang Ga was shot in the hip. If it is made in Hanyang or directly hit by the Sanba cover, the cavity formed by the bullet rolling in the body tissue will be very large, and the possibility of hip muscle group and vascular nerve damage is extremely small. This kind of injury has a very high disability rate in real life, even life-threatening. However, judging from the way Gazi was alive and kicking in the movie, he shouldn't be too badly hurt. Why is this? There are several reasons for the analysis: 1. Battlefield stray bullet abrasion II. Collision and splash between soil cannon and iron ore 3. The halo blessing of the protagonist 4. Artistic exaggeration made by writers and directors for political purposes. Editors lack basic military knowledge. For the latter three situations, it is of little significance to discuss them, because this is a common problem in domestic war films of that era: for political purposes, heroism is infinitely elevated, and the true cruelty of war is not deliberately shown, and a war involving national life and death is portrayed as "playing house" that children can understand. Anti-intellectualism is highly suspected, but it can educate people and boost morale. The political purpose of making movies is easy to achieve. Because it involves the problems of the past cultural system, it is still meaningful as a film academic research, but it is not suitable for extensive and in-depth discussion. The first two situations may be the most realistic scenes. Judging from the performance of Gazi bravely rushing forward after the fighting started, it is most likely that Gazi was accidentally injured by a stray bullet from his own behind, and the possibility of being scratched is extremely high, or he was hit by a soil gun (low initial velocity and little damage), resulting in a deep wound behind his ass, little substantial damage and relatively reasonable recovery in the later period. This creates a topic for the audience to talk about, shows a hidden secular humor, and is also conducive to the performance and expansion of the protagonist's character, making the film more comic. In reality, people are shot and injured, but Gazi can still be alive and kicking. This is the power of film, which is an art that can create all miracles!
Is there something wrong with the questioner's IQ? You get shot if you brush past it, and you get shot if you shoot directly. Can they be the same? The scalp was grazed by a bullet, and the person was fine. Can you say he has a bullet in his head?
The pistol is less lethal and may be scratched, which is not serious. If you are facing your ass, you may not be able to catch up with the enemy.
In TV series, you can get shot anywhere in your body. If the director doesn't want him to die, he won't die. The director wants him dead, and he can't save anything! More spiritual and authoritative than horrible!
In anti-Japanese dramas, it is no small matter that you can tear devils with your hands, blow up planes with stones, and get bullets in your ass.
Because it was not the front that hit the hip, but the side that passed through the hip. No bone injuries.
How can you carry a bullet on your ass? Gazi is fine because the bullet didn't hit blood vessels, nerves and bones.
It's a joke that Private Zhang Ga was shot in the ass. Because Gazi went after the puppet army officer, the officer raised his hand and shot. Gazi had a squat movement at that time, probably because he was shot. Strangely, the bullet came from the front, but it hit his ass. It is likely that the bullet will turn!
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