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Tell me a funny joke, not too long.

A boss keeps a parrot, tugging at its left leg to say hello, and tugging at its right leg to say welcome.

One day, a guest came and pulled the parrot's left leg. The parrot says, hello. The parrot pulls his right leg and says, welcome, the guest thinks, what will he say if he pulls his right leg together? So they pull their legs together. Who knows, the parrot is angry: "Fuck you, can I still stand?"