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Sad phrases about marriage: on marriage.

1, I think the best relationship between men and women is friends, and they can think of each other. If it is far away, we can lean on it; If it's close, we can back off.

You are my first and last love.

3. If you have no money, you want to get married; if you have money, you want to get divorced.

4. The man was away on business and suddenly went home early. He heard the man snoring at the door. The man walked away silently and sent a text message to his wife: divorce! Three years after the divorce, his ex-wife said to him: It's Rising's little lion!

It is not love that can be cultivated slowly, but habit. What you can get with time is not emotion, but emotion. So love is a gift in an instant. There is something, and there is nothing. On the other hand, love and marriage are not the same thing. Not all love needs marriage, and not all marriages have love.

6. Single women must buy a good bed. Two people can sleep anywhere together, and the bed doesn't matter. A person is lonely and cold, and does not buy a good bed to comfort himself. How sad is life?

7. A woman has two lives, one dies of divorce and the other is born of divorce.

8.b: That's called getting married first and then getting divorced. (whispering: I'm changing, too)

9. The relationship between husband and wife after marriage is not a unilateral requirement. Pay, but also from each according to his ability, each in his place, in order to play to the extreme.

10, if marriage will break up, divorce will be destroyed, because divorce is a system that exists because of marriage, and divorce is a safety valve for marriage.

1 1. The only time my wife and I reached orgasm at the same time was when the judge signed the divorce agreement.

12, I just wanted a hug and accidentally added a kiss. Then you find that you need a bed, a suite and a certificate. When you get divorced, you remember that you just want a hug. Dandan Song

13. Life is like drifting in the sea. What is the most important thing? It is life, freedom and the other side. If you really care about those so-called pieces of wood with broken sails, it will be too late to say anything until one day your feet can't be pulled out.

14, this money is a man's courage and a woman's face. Women have no money and are not afraid to do anything; Men have no money and dare not do anything.

15, it is much more difficult for a person to make the choice of divorce than to make the choice of marriage. Japan is divided into Kang Xiao.

16. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first. It's really not too late to leave now.

17, I love you in every way you know or don't know.

18, divorce is to leave a man who is not worthy of love. This is not our loss, but his loss, because he lost a woman who loved him forever. Leave a wrong person to meet the right one.

19, if a man asks for a divorce, it is often that he has already disliked his wife; If a woman asks for a divorce, it is often that her husband no longer likes her.

20. My love has broken my partisans, and I can't keep flying in the wind.

2 1, even a good marriage will have the idea of divorce and the impulse to strangle each other. Even in the happiest job, there will be a thought of giving up, and the entanglement and persistence of carrying forward the load is the best quality.

22. Women get married to survive, which is essentially no different from prostitutes, but the relationship between wholesale and retail.

23. Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose the fixed number of years to years. Failure to renew after expiration is equivalent to automatic divorce. However, the shorter the time, the higher the cost. One year's registration fee is equivalent to more than RMB 10 thousand, and one year's registration fee is only RMB. Being married for one year shows that you don't understand marriage, so you have a thick marriage book to read. There is only one piece of paper that says: I wish you a long life together.

24. Men's promises are unreliable.

25, you are in love, I am waiting for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed; If you die in front of your husband, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are good, I will be a spare tire all my life.

26. Couples should be honest with each other first. Once everyone gets married, either they don't get married or they don't get divorced. Marriage should be run jointly by everyone, not unilaterally. Such a marriage will last for a long time.

27, must be generous, bless them, let them fall in love, let them get married, let them divorce. (Actually, many people who say blessing on the surface think so. )

28. Marriage is not gazing into each other's eyes, but staring at the common goal and moving forward together.

29. Their husband and wife divorced; Rome was not built in a day.

Meeting for the first time these days is more difficult than winning the lottery.

3 1. Once upon a time, I felt that I had found the happiness I wanted. When I had nothing, I found that it was always my wishful thinking.

32. It's called divorce in others, but it's not called divorce here, it's called dismissal.

33. Marry because you don't know, divorce because you know.

34. Divorce has a hundred advantages, but it is a bad one, that is, I feel that I have been white before; Being single has one hundred advantages and one disadvantage, that is, there is no decline in my heart.

If you sign this divorce agreement, it will be water under the bridge, but it must not be a joke!

36. You can't bear to be separated from others. I am willing to give up you! What are you thinking about? Chi Haidong is an ATM, and I am a game machine!

37. Being married, divorced or single has nothing to do with shame. Some people, such as Mrs Simpson, have married Prince Edward for the third time. Shame? Some people get married only once in their lives, such as the Queen of England. Is it not shameful? There are some people, like coco chanel, who are single all their lives. Is it shameful? Marry or not, get married several times, it doesn't matter if you are ashamed or not! Tong Chen

He wants to get married. If you let him get married, he may not be happy! What really makes people uncomfortable is not the person who broke your heart, but the sadness of losing him. Being unaccustomed to leaving him makes you vulnerable. Many years later, you will find that he is divorced and marry you, but you won't. You don't care if he dies.

About marriage, talk about feelings about marriage.

1, I woke up in the middle of the night to see the message from my good sister and chatted. She told me that my relationship might be getting divorced. I am in a bad mood at the moment and can't sleep for a long time. What is marriage?

2. My wife was wronged by her mother, knowing that her mother was wrong, but she only dared to say to her: inherit the wind, if it is not right, just be my mother, bear with it! So the wives had nowhere to vent their grievances and had to secretly cry. In this kind of family, because women are not protected by their husbands, their love for their husbands will gradually fade away until they are disappointed with their marriage, and may even turn from tolerance to counterattack, which will eventually leave everyone in this relationship scarred.

3. This society is gradually transforming, and male chauvinism is gradually disintegrating towards feminism and egalitarianism. Because men don't cherish it, too many stories and too many sorrows are cast by boys themselves. No wonder girls have to take care of everything themselves, just like wolves. Men may worry more, and marriage may last longer. What can we say about such a starting point?

4. Today is a good day. My cousin Weiwei will hold a wedding in Howard Johnson Lily Hall tonight. Tonight, my wife and I will witness the couple entering the marriage hall. Best wishes! Blessing! The son of Mr. Zheng, an old colleague of the doctor, is getting married. In the afternoon, Mr. Zheng came to school to give everyone wedding candy. Congratulations! Congratulations! Binding back issues of magazines is a laborious task. In the past few years, punching required manual operation. I borrowed an electric binding machine from the general affairs office this year, which is both labor-saving and time-saving. Thank you! Thank you!

Some people think that love is sex, marriage, breakfast, a kiss at six o'clock and having children. Maybe so, but you know, I think love wants to touch and retract my hand.

6. War and love are easier to start than to end; Taking risks and starting a business is easier to end than to start; Getting married and borrowing money are difficult from beginning to end.

If you can't accompany her into the marriage hall, what qualifications do you have to take off her blouse and bra easily?

8. First love is not necessarily successful, but it is happy; Marriage is successful, but not necessarily happy.

9. Most women who marry for the sake of marriage will become dissatisfied women in marriage!

10, you may stay with him for a long time, junior high school and high school, and then walk into the marriage hall, but don't forget me.

1 1 "Goodbye Mr. Loser" is quite funny and makes people cry. Although that man is so scum, I want to slap him. At first, when he stammered while protecting a woman who was beaten to death, the estrangement with love rat disappeared. But he was impressed by what the woman behind him did. Finally, as expressed in unofficial history's sixth article, marriage disputes are spectators after all, and only two people can solve them in the end.

12, marriage must have love, but not just because of love. When love becomes a habit, it is the safest and longest marriage. Companionship and understanding are more important than love. The happiest moment for a person is to find the right person. May you always believe in love, find an impossible person and have a marriage called love!

13, love is like a meteor in the middle of the night, crossing the sky, dazzling and moving, but short-lived. Marriage is like a mountain stream, flowing downstream and gurgling, like the old wine in Micari.

14. Although I chose the second marriage, I was not very satisfied. Married for a year and a half, quarreled for three days. I don't know what changed me recently, and it also changed my husband. Now he knows me well and loves me very much. I'm getting better and better to him. I don't fight every day. I am very satisfied with my present life. Only one thing has become my heart disease, missing my son.

15, a post-80s boyfriend and girlfriend said that when they had a New Year's party, all the girls cried and scolded the men. Looking around, there are few people who are not divorced, so they dare not get married. They keep asking me, what's wrong with people now? As a person whose marriage failed, I can only hide my wounds, hide my pain and smile!

16, marriage is gambling, men put freedom on it, and women put happiness on it.

17, as a marriage loser, no regrets. I tried, spilled too much, spilled too much, and everything I did was just a farce in the end. Spoiling brings indifference, spilling brings harm. Stop hurting. Really stop. I know I hate how others describe me, and I know I hate being wronged. It really hurts me to see someone I love do this to myself. Actually, I really don't want to explain. People who love me will understand me. do not love

18, I just saw a netizen say: "Now it is better to think about arranged marriage, and no one wants to fall in love freely. . . . "It's so sad to catch up ~

19. The love between the article and Ma Yili is enviable, but the marriage is somewhat disappointing. Fortunately, I still believe in love, but I don't believe in marriage.

20. In the past, my classmates thought that we would walk into the marriage hall and grow old together, but now we have been separated for two years.

2 1, not all ambiguity is infatuation, not a relationship can maintain a marriage.

22. Improve yourself a little every day, for nothing but to accompany my baby with better and higher quality. I feel more and more unable to communicate with my father. There are too many differences between two people's ideas and hobbies. Fortunately, with children, I can still have a little common language, and my marriage relationship is barely managed.

23. It's no use being sad. How to make yourself live well is the most important thing. Although love is beautiful, it is not the whole of life: everlasting love is insignificant; Help each other, and marriages that grow old together can be seen everywhere. Those who leave are doomed to miss this life; What belongs to you must be waiting for you somewhere.

24. Life is only once, and true love is only once. There is only one purpose: to enter the marriage hall with the person you love. Stop being casual. If you want true love, you must dare to bow your head. Don't be stubborn, don't break up easily if you want true love; Don't be picky, if you want true love, you must be tolerant; Stick to it, stick to it, and you will grow old. Do you love ta? Then it will last forever.

25. There is also the "three-year pain and seven-year itch" of marriage. But I want to say that we are friends of 12. He stayed with me for ten years. He's unmarried, I'm unmarried, so I'll pursue him, okay?

26. Marriage is not the only destination for women.

27. Love is easy, but marriage is not. Do it and cherish it.

28. I always want to tell you gently that you are the most beautiful encounter in my life. A city, a poem, met you in the deepest part of the world of mortals. Since then, my life has been read by Qian Qian Geiger Qian Qian; A love, a heart, met you at the most beautiful time. From then on, I had a deep infatuation in my heart. In the most romantic winter, I met an unforgettable, unforgettable and amiable heart sound. The most romantic thing in winter is to be with my son, share joys and sorrows for another year, and have a deeper understanding and reflection on life and life. In return, we seek common ground while reserving differences, tolerate and understand each other, and know how to cherish the possession of half-life. Marriage can be very happy, as long as it is not deceived and confused.

29, a radish and a pit, talk about marriage. In fact, for love, it is not established. Excellent people, both men and women, will be a radish with several pits, so the story of joys and sorrows is staged every day in the world.

30. On the bus, I heard two older sisters (I can't see anyone, they should be older than me) talking about marriage, and found that their ideas are very similar to mine. Although I am old enough to get married, I always feel psychologically more mature than my peers. At present, I don't want to get married because I haven't met anyone who suits me yet, but I want to know more about myself before getting married. No one should love himself more than himself.

3 1, love and marriage are relatively independent, the meaning of love lies in ideals, and the meaning of marriage lies in reality. Many people bring more beautiful fantasies about love into marriage, only to find out later that marriage is not as perfect and romantic as imagined. . . .

32. Does a marriage without love last?

33. At the age of marriage, I realized that marriage only needs to be appropriate, and there is no need for love at all-Lou Jiaoqi.

34. Marriage is the courage to jump and never give up.

It's no use being sad. How to live a good life is the most important thing. Although love is beautiful, it is not the whole of life, it is not eternal, and the love that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble is also very small; Help each other, and marriages that grow old together can be seen everywhere. Those who leave are doomed to miss this life; What belongs to you must be waiting for you somewhere.

36. Love is a kind of insecure thing. The more you love someone, the more worried you are about TA's departure, and you will be suspicious and be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. Two people just love each other and don't necessarily go to the end. And two people have been together, there will be good results. There are many possibilities for love, but marriage is only possible all the time, and that is companionship!

Women struggle in love; Men struggle in marriage; The third party struggled in the incident. Bitter girl

37, with tears, can't stay in love. You can't stay married by pleading. Sometimes, the right fate will come. And those who are destined to be separated will certainly be separated. No matter what you do, it is difficult to keep a heart that is slowly drifting away. If breaking up is inevitable, then there is no need to stay, let go, the fate is exhausted, and it is futile to stay again. What belongs to you can come back to you even if it goes around the earth. ...

38. In fact, the three views of two people are fundamentally different. A person's love is too narrow, a person's love is too wide, a person's energy is all in a small family, and a person's energy is all shared with everyone. Being together is a mistake! I need someone who can tell me without spreading it. In marriage, I think the best relationship is that I can tell you all my emotions and you will give me the comfort I want. However, these are impossible, perhaps because of the differences in education and living environment, which leads to the communication and ideological exchange between two people can not be carried out at one level.

39. "I never thought that love had to go to marriage to be meaningful. I have my income anyway. "

40. Doubt and lie. Shit, this is more and more like getting married!

4 1, life always faces different choices, career, love and marriage. Every choice has advantages and disadvantages, and it cannot be perfect. But I feel that I have passed the age when I can choose slowly, but I am determined to pay more attention to my feelings in my choice and not be influenced too much by the outside world.

42. The more educated people are, the calmer and more leisurely they are in handling things. Knowledge structure will avoid making all kinds of mistakes. Britney Spears should learn to improve her spiritual world and cultural upbringing so that her future marriage can be successful.

43. Congratulations on finding your soul mate to spend your life with. Getting married is a major event in life, and I believe you will make the wisest decision. When you have a lovely baby with love, don't forget to treat me to oil rice!

44. Marriage is two people living together-Xiao Mo.

Love words about marriage

First of all, a love greeting book.

2. "A tall glass of wine celebrates a good marriage, and the marriage story is passed down from generation to generation. What is more important is to build a home together and worship the etiquette of parents. Family happiness is the best, and harmony between husband and wife is the most precious. It's fun to have children early, and it will be repeated in 20 years! "

Marriage is the end of love, because everyone says that "marriage is the grave of love". But I say marriage is the starting point of love, because it is the beginning of "husband and wife" love.

Fourth, create the crystallization of love and listen to the music of love. Taste the wine of marriage and share the joy of marriage. Establish a happy marriage and meet for life.

5. Having confidence in your love will wash away those negative statements. I am full of longing for my marriage, so I will face it with a positive attitude. I am full of hope for my marriage, so that I can experience the ups and downs after marriage and draw a picture of my marriage, so that I can have a meticulous and happy home!

6. Getting married is like boarding the "husband and wife" of life, forming an aircraft carrier for yourself and your partner and sailing in the ocean of life. You won't be lonely, you have a husband and wife to accompany you, and you have a wife and husband to accompany you.

Seven, see a friend get married, I also want to get married-anxiety! Others say it's a cage, I'll think for myself-worry! Others say it's a grave, but they dare not think about it-negative! Others say it's hell and dare not get married-retreat! Seeing my friend's love, I don't want to be patient anymore-courage! Seeing my friend's happiness, I no longer think about it-work hard! Seeing the sweetness of my friends, I am also looking for motivation! Seeing my friend's blessing, I will get married myself-victory!

Marriage can be a "springboard" for some people to leap into the dragon gate, but without a happy marriage, people go to heaven but go to hell.

We were all young and impulsive that year. We chose to get married. Now we are maturing and growing up. We know that life is hard, we have quarreled, we have complained, we have suffered and we have been bitter. But I have never regretted choosing to be with you. I just hope that we can be together forever.

At ten o'clock, a burst of firecrackers blared, welcoming the bride and groom. The groom is all smiles and the bride is busy flirting. The beauty of ancient and modern times, from ancient times to the present, has Liang Zhu's swan song. You love me, practice sleeping together, and spend unlimited time together.

Eleven, walk on the red carpet, make a promise before God, and after exchanging rings, you will be your right-hand man, and no one can live without anyone. Although there are occasional quarrels, it is the spice of life, so we should cherish it. A happy life.

Twelve, since I entered the marriage hall, I have been adding wings to the tiger. The beauty of the past is completely gone, and it is crazy at any time. I don't know what marriage is in the world, but now I know besieged cities and high walls.

Thirteen, marriage is like a bridge, connecting you and me; Join hands in the palace and live happily ever after. Thank you, distinguished guests, for giving me a chance to talk about my wonderful marriage!

14. Drink this toast and walk on the road of life together. The wedding auditorium is really bright. Parents, guests and friends are willing to respect parents and guests. After drinking one cup after another, oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he likes, and don't point his golden cup at the moon empty!

Fifteen, "finally wait until this day, the wedding event is just around the corner. Ready to pick up relatives, men, women and children are smiling happily. Firecrackers and hot atmosphere, friends and relatives bless the new. The house is full of joy, and married life is sweeter than honey! Congratulations on your happy marriage and early birth! "

Sixteen, if love can be illusory and platonic, then marriage is reality; In the world of marriage, there is a little less emotional appeal and a little more prosaic, and once fantasies will be slowly forgotten and forgotten. . .

17. Love and marriage are inherently contradictory. When we come together, we rely on love. When we finally got married, we relied on fate. Life after marriage depends on responsibility. No matter which stage, we need to work hard to operate. . .

Some people say that marriage is the grave of love. I think love is the foundation of marriage, and marriage is the perfect ending of love. Love is love, together is marriage. Love is because of acquaintance, knowing each other, and being together is because of love and falling in love. Would you like to choose to live forever, love or be together? . .

I grew up under your care 1940 years ago, and I threw myself into your arms 20 years ago and got married in your hometown. Now I have changed from a prostitute with yellow flowers to a woman with yellow faces, which you will always remember; I don't know if it's a blessing in my last life. I'm always as happy as I just stepped into the marriage hall. 1, life is only once, happiness is only once, and you can sing happily all night. From then on, one person signed another person's hand, walked together and worked together to make happiness permanent.

Twenty-year-old monks are in a daze, waiting for Lang stupidly every day. A woman like you will be abandoned sooner or later and eventually become a man's toy!

Twenty-one, the fate of knowing each other, the sincerity of knowing each other, the affection of loving each other, and the accompanying heart, once random, have become the honey juice now, and once random, have made the happiness now. A single-minded life is the true meaning of love.

22. Marriage is like a history book. Only if the book itself is new, its content is long-lasting and lasting. Take it out and read it often, and you will find that today we are always interpreting yesterday's story, and right and wrong are self-evident.

Like a chicken or an egg, the purpose of love is to get married? If so, marriage is more worth looking forward to? What if love is not for marriage? If so, why fall in love?

24. Marriage is an attitude towards love. If you dare to love, you must give her a happy place to belong. Don't torture others' nerves with feelings. Don't take marriage seriously. Since you dare to love, give her a happy wedding bravely.

Talking about marriage

1. is the last place where colleagues get married, because no one can fool anyone who is an expert on each other's affairs. A husband will not worship his wife mysteriously and blindly, and the foundation of marriage will not be solid.

Second, the magic of marriage lies in the golden touch. After years of marriage, gentleness becomes trivial, beauty becomes superficial, talent becomes ostentatious, romance becomes flashy and emotional appeal becomes wasteful. It's hard to see couples enjoying and loving each other for years.

Third, women who don't attach importance to marriage are marriage problems, and women who attach too much importance to marriage are marriage problems.

Fourth, it is not a man's fault that a woman can't get married, sometimes it is another woman's fault. Classic sentences about marriage.

5. Marriage is the grave of love. If there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!

6. Sometimes, love based on marriage is easier to find those tiny bright spots in her body and lay a solid foundation for the lasting marriage.

Seven, said that marriage is the grave of love, that is somebody else's idea, I think marriage is heaven. It depends on how both sides operate. Good operation is heaven, and bad operation is hell.

8. If marriage is a besieged city, then love is a house in a besieged city. Men and women who don't have a house to live in can't stand the wind and rain, and they either run away or die. So whether you are in love before marriage or after marriage, your marriage will last for a long time, because you have a house full of love.

The advantage of marriage is that you always have a place of your own, but the problem is that you can only have this place forever.

Ten, choose a suitable person who is willing to love you for a lifetime, even if it starts from naked marriage? Let's get married naked, not naked! The long life has enough struggle time to fill the blank of naked marriage, and running a life for love with the people who are destined to be together is the king of happiness!

Eleven, men feel that there are very few women who are suitable for them before marriage, and many women who feel that they are suitable for them after marriage. All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

Twelve, a woman's marriage is a psychological dark war, a process of constantly defeating herself, and a process of constantly compromising herself.

Thirteen, love can not be forced, marriage does not need to be forced, both men and women, love and marriage should be treated with caution, emotional marriage can not be arbitrary behavior.

Fourteen, the wife is unfaithful, and the husband is half responsible. The husband is unfaithful and the wife is half responsible. If the other party is forced to flee, the responsibility is even greater.

Fifteen, there is no unhappy marriage, only unhappy couples. Couples walk into the marriage hall with good hopes for marriage, but finally they are disappointed, so they complain about marriage and say that marriage is the grave of love. In fact, they are really to blame.

Sixteen, do a health check before marriage, and do an intelligence test when you are in love!

17. Marriage is also a woman's business. If one day the end of the world comes, what you think about is definitely not your career, but your family.

18. Marriage is the grave. People who approach marriage are like approaching the grave of marriage. Is that so? Please look at the sentence!

Nineteen, married life, half-open and half-closed life. There are no perfect men and women in the world. If you keep your eyes open for too long, or shine in the magic mirror for too long, I'm afraid even God can find fault with you.

Twenty, love cannot be forced, and marriage does not need to be forced. Both men and women should be cautious about love and marriage, and emotional marriage cannot be arbitrary.

Twenty-one, marriage does not need too great love, it is enough to get married without hating each other.

22. Marriage is a box. What you put in is love, and what you take out must be love. You can give as much love as you put in, otherwise you will get nothing!

23. Marriage is a refrigerator. Its purpose is to keep love fresh, but the result is to cool it down.