Urgent! Please help me translate Diao brand washing powder horror joke! Wait online! This is Chinese! If there are slides, it is better to be funny.

There is a man with his girlfriend. He loves her more than anyone else in the world. But one day, his girlfriend left him mercilessly, even without any reason. Watching her walk happily hand in hand with others in the street, instead of himself, he was full of pain and sadness, then he went crazy and finally killed her. He had planned to commit suicide after her death. It was not until he was about to end his life that he realized the value of living. But since then, he can't live a normal life, because he has been having nightmares, dreaming that his girlfriend is naked, her hair is unkempt, her red tongue is lying on the ground, and her ten fingers are hooked to him. Nightmares tormented him and he became skinny. Finally, he invited a Taoist priest and advised him to do three things.

First of all, he should find a good place to rebury her body with decent clothes; Secondly, his girlfriend's pajamas must be burned to ashes, and finally, his hidden clothes must be washed with blood. These three things must be completed before 12 pm, otherwise they will be punished by decapitation. Except for the third thing, he has completed everything that the Taoist suggested him to do. He couldn't find the cloth stained with blood. It was around 12. He was so nervous and excited that big beads of sweat slipped from his face and wet the carpet. Fortunately, he finally found it, but no matter how he rubbed it, the blood on the cloth could not be washed away. At this time, the wind was blowing hard, thunder and lightning disappeared one after another, windows were blown to the left and right, and the sound of broken glass made people shudder.

Rejected by themselves, the whole house was blacked out. His girlfriend was wearing a pajamas full of blood in the lightning, and her eyes were full of blood, pointing at him:

Do you know why you can't wash it clean? He was too scared to say a word. His girlfriend continued: "because you didn't use the strength of the mink!" " !