Selected classic college English jokes?

Jokes are short and funny, which are very common in people's daily life. The entertainment function of jokes can reduce people's psychological pressure and promote their health. I have carefully collected classic college English jokes for everyone to enjoy and learn!

Three very strong mice.

Three mice were sitting in a bar bragging about their bravery and tenacity.

The first one said, "I am very strong. Once I ate a whole bag of rat poison!" "

The second mouse said, "I am very strong. Once I was caught in a mouse trap and I bit it open!" "

Then the third mouse stood up and said, "Guys, I'm going home to harass the cat later."

Worry about mad cow disease: a classic college English joke.

There are two cows talking across the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad cow disease is really terrible." They say it spreads quickly; I heard it hit some cows on Johnson farm. " The other cow replied, "I'm not worried. It won't affect us ducks."

A snail bought a fast new car: a classic college English joke.

Once upon a time, there was a snail who was tired of his reputation for being slow. He decided to buy some fast cars to make up the difference. After shopping for a while, he decided to buy Datson 240-Z. So the snail went to the nearest dealer in datsun and said that he wanted to buy 240-Z, but he wanted to repaint it as "240-S".

The dealer asked, "Why?"

The snail replied, "'s' stands for snail. I want everyone who sees me whizzing past to know who is driving. "

Well, the dealer didn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell the car to snails, so he agreed to repaint the car for free.

The snail got his new car and roared happily on the road as fast as he could for the rest of the day. Whenever someone sees him fly by, they will say, "Wow! Look at that S-car gone! "

Classic college English joke: These chickens want books.

A pair of chickens went to the circulation counter of the public library and said, "Goo goo Buk." The librarian thought the chicken wanted three books, so he gave them ... and the chicken left soon.

At about noon, two chickens returned to the circulation desk angrily and said, "Goo goo goo!" " The librarian thought the chickens wanted three other books, so he gave them. The chicken leaves as before.

Two chickens returned to the library in the early afternoon and approached the librarian. They looked very angry and said, "baa baa baa baa baa baa!" The librarian is a little suspicious of these chickens now. She met their demands and decided to follow them.

She followed them out of the library, out of town and into a park. At this time, she hid behind a tree and didn't want to be seen. She saw two chickens throwing books at a frog in the pond, and the frog said to it, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit"

They are talking about the game record: a classic college English joke.

Some racehorses stayed in the stable. One of them began to brag about his record. "In the last 15 games, I won 8 of them!"

Another horse cut in. "In the last 27 races, I won 19! ! "

"Oh, that's good, but in the past 36 games, I won 28 games!" Another man wagged his tail and said.

At this time, they noticed that a greyhound had been sitting there listening. "I don't want to brag," Greyhound said, "but in my last 90 games, I won 88!"

The horses were obviously surprised. "Wow!" After a moment of silence, a man said. "A talking dog."