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My wife stops talking when she is angry and doesn’t know why. What should I do?

Brother, I can see that you are a very down-to-earth person. In fact, couples should have fun together. Your wife wants you to say nice things to make her happy, not for you to tell lies. It's just that the way or content of the speech doesn't have to be too rigid. It's always better to add some rhetoric to a very straightforward sentence. Hug more every day, find some jokes between husband and wife to tell her, buy her favorite snacks from time to time, and travel when conditions permit. In short, the relationship between husband and wife should not be too rigid, and it can satisfy her little vanity. Classic sweet words to make your wife happy

1. You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three-quarters of my life. You are my stomach. You are my lungs. Look. I will collapse without your smile!

2. Husband: Your wife, don’t be angry. I will never quarrel with you again. I will love you well and make you the third happiest person in the world. of people!

Wife: The third happiest person? Even if you are the first happiest person, I am still the second happiest person!…Hmph!

Husband: You are the third happiest person. It is the second happiness. Our baby is the first happiness.

3. Wife, don’t be angry. I will listen to you in everything from now on. I won’t talk back to you. I will wash the clothes and cook the food. I'll haul the land. I'll earn the money. I'll take care of it for you. Smile.

4. If I were an ancient emperor and someone asked me whether I love my country or my wife, I would definitely choose love. Wife.

5. Wife...I am really stupid, you are angry. I don’t know how to make you happy. But you are really the most beautiful in my heart,

A woman with the gentlest temper, the most delicious food, the brightest mops, the cleanest clothes, and the best housekeeper. I am truly lucky to marry you. What a blessing.

6. Wife, don’t be angry. Didn’t you fall in love with that dress? I’ll buy it tomorrow. I’ll also get the hat you like. I’ll also go pull your hair with you, take you to KFC, and buy a flower every day. Here it is. For you, I will go bankrupt without any hesitation. Just laugh!

7. Wife, please stop crying. Do you know that if you cry for one minute, my life span will be shortened by one day? You If you want me to die early, then just cry for a few days.

You have been crying for a few hours now, so I will lose a few months of my life. My wife, I will go before you. But It is also redeemable. Because if you laugh for one minute, I will live one more day.

8. Although you are still beautiful when you cry. Don’t be angry, but according to scientific evidence, being angry and crying will make you older. It will grow very quickly. It will become unattractive.

Although

however you are mature, no matter how unattractive you are, I will love you the same. But you like beautiful ones. So I can’t cry anymore.

9. Wife, don’t be sad. In fact, I really love you. I really really love you. Just like a mouse loves rice, just like a wolf loves a sheep, just like a mouse loves rice, and a wolf loves a sheep. Fish can't live without water, just like a beggar loves chicken legs, just like Yang Guo loves Xiao Longnu, just like you love banknotes...

10. Wife, please smile, I will write some poems Give it to you!

Money is precious, but life is even more valuable. If it’s for your wife, you can throw away both.

He who is born as a wife will die as his wife’s ghost!

My wife is so beautiful. She has bright eyes and a cherry mouth. She has a slender body and long legs. She is ranked first than my beautiful wife. My wife stood on the stage. Even Miss World sighed!