Fat girl's self-mockery, humor?

1, long time no see, you've gained weight.

2. It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, the belly that others have touched, and the belly that you have touched?

Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "grow faster, grow faster."

I have three shortcomings: I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

5, life is like this, one wave is uneven, and so is another. Treat allergies in spring, oily in summer, alopecia in autumn, dryness in winter, less acne and wrinkles in the elderly, and then fight obesity all your life.

6. The advantages of fat girls are: cute and annoying; Able to endure or endure gaze; Fun.

7, can afford to play, not as picky as thin people, and don't eat this.

According to the survey, 98% of the fat people are handsome and beautiful. Sadly, 99% of the fat is lost! ! I was even sadder when I tried to enter the 1% crowd and found that I actually belonged to that 2%.