Are there any jokes about "worry"?

One day, a man walked into a bar, followed by a pig.

The pig lost all four legs and replaced them with four wooden sticks as artificial limbs.

The bartender in the shop asked the man, your pig is really strange. Why does it have no feet?

The man replied, my pig is very powerful. I thought our family was still poor and lived in a hut, but this pig finally came.

The hospital sniffed around and found oil, which made me rich, built a house and built a swimming pool.

The bartender was too surprised to speak. After a while, he asked again, by the way, what happened to his foot?

The man said, you know, I am a very good pig. One day, my five-year-old was alone in the swimming pool.

Drowning, as a result, it jumped into the swimming pool, took my son out and gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!

The bartender was even more surprised and asked, then why his feet? .

The man began to get a little impatient: I told you, this is a very powerful pig. One night, our kitchen caught fire. It

Wake up all the family members and put out the fire alone! !

Bartender: Sir! I'm asking you why your pig has no feet.

The man replied with an unhappy face: if you have such a powerful pig.

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Will you eat it all at once?