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Classic lines of unintentional master
1, "No, you killed the person I love. You see, she is ordinary, but I think she is the best in the world. You killed me first in the world, and I want revenge on you. There is nothing wrong. " -the crescent moon is the best in the world!
I didn't know what it was like to be hurt until I met him.
Can I go home with you?
I am Bai, I will save you, and I will avenge you.
I just want to hug you, because I see you are pitiful. Actually, it doesn't matter whether you hug or not.
6, I see one, I give a knife, I see a bunch, I kill a group.
7. She is like a flower in summer and snow in winter. It's useless, but because of her, the scenery is good.
8. Unintentional, what are you?
9. A man should protect his beloved woman. Unfortunately, I am too weak for you.
10, inadvertently, you have already forgotten my name, but I have missed you for nearly a hundred years!
1 1, unintentionally! Is there another person in the world who can remember you for a hundred years like me? Love is deep and hate is strong, do you understand?
12, "Don't meet you two, there seems to be something wrong outside!" —— Gu Xuanwu
13, he survived and rotted in the warm spring night.
14. Loving you is my choice, not yours.
15, three words together constitute a yue, let him willingly offer her to his head.
16, I don't regret the moment I loved you all my life.
17,-Why are you so kind to me? Because I love you.
18, don't worry, I will protect you, dead or alive!
19,-Don't you want two of a kind to be called love? -It's hard to fall in love. More like me, like me?
20. He galloped by on a warm spring night, surviving and rotting.
2 1, Zhang Xianzong, I will protect your soul.
22. Do you think you are ugly and I am afraid of you? When this mage walked in the Jianghu, your three souls and seven spirits were still confiscated!
23. Come on, I'll take you to the sun tomorrow!
Even today's president wants to call me a real person, and no one dares to shout here?
25. As long as the food is delicious, you don't care whether it is throwing dung or mixing water!
26. There are grievances and retaliation. It's fun to hide in a hole and cry?
27, mourning * *! Do you think I want to steal your bones?
28. What time is it, still thinking about washing hot springs? Tell them to stay at home and squat!
29. You always say that he is ugly, which scares me when I think about him. Now, not ugly!
30, my god, the ghost told me to strangle you again!
3 1, I am really a great guy.
32. Boss Bai, if your family encounters any evil spirits, we must communicate more.
33. Did you hear that? I didn't watch the movie for nothing, but learned to be coquettish and mean!
34, no man! Whose man do you think is afraid of being kicked by his wife every day?
35. Oh, that's strange. This leg grows on me, and the road is paved outside. You want to go, why are you holding me?
36. There are many children in the team. One out of ten is a boy, right?
37. Find a living person, and you will be dead.
38, I chug chug with a machine gun, chug killed him. ...
39. I think you are a lazy egg and have no desire to make progress at all!
40. Yo, a gust of wind blew you here. I can meet you anywhere.
4 1, how did you consciously hide today?
42. Peach blossoms are true. Unfortunately, your Tang Yin is black and peach blossoms!
43. I was thinking about women, not the dead! * * Not a person, but I am!
44, don't be like a bumpkin, come down quickly!
45. Change the sentence. After reading for a hundred years, I am tired of reading early!
46. This commander is used to modern times. He hates terrapin.
47. Well, you bastard, what are you doing running around in the middle of the night? Can you afford any loss of Mr. Tao?
48. Three thousand worlds are dirt, and ordinary people are dust and mud.
49. Why suffer for passers-by? Forget it!
50. Immortality is a punishment, and loneliness is more terrible than death.
5 1, rivers are thousands of miles away, and there are clouds in Wan Li.
52, site, gold, and brothers can't be less! But brothers are more important!
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