Asking for funny family lines

"Our teacher Li, how many kilometers is it from the room to the door?"

"Oh, I'm taking a shower."

"Doesn't even have water for a bath?

"Oh, our xu teacher, there are thirty minutes before school. How can you prepare for school? " "No, no"

"Oh, you are becoming more and more honest. It's really worthwhile to sit next to the honest teacher Li. Let the new teacher sit next to Miss Li. I really made a good decision! ! "

"Ah, miss li, Mr Li Minyong. Look what the dragon has brought to the new teacher. Miss Li is so perfect that she is a superman. Why is Superman a PE teacher in our school? Truth is a waste of talent. It should be to defend the earth. ! "

"Simple white teacher wore a white coat today? It looks like a rabbit. He wears a fur coat every day. Is your father a hunter? The reality is too simple! ! Are you a descendant of angels in white? "

"Miss Park whose heart is wider than the sea, are you still angry with me?"

"Miss Li Can didn't come today because of a car accident!"

Xu Minjing shouted.

"Oh, our xu teacher is really happy to see his colleagues have an accident! ! ! "

"Oh, my intestines hurt. How can I compare with Miss Li? "

"Why didn't Miss Li come back after lunch?"

"Be careful of Teacher Xu, it seems that I have to change the door."

"Speed superman miss li! ! ! A drop-out report made me feel bad. Can't I sign it? This is your answer to me. Are you flattering me too much? I have high blood pressure! Oh! Miss Li thinks I have low blood pressure, doesn't she? I have high blood pressure! ! It's really good! ! "