1 hour primary school English humorous jokes

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Why are you late every morning?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

. Give some advice to people who are about to retire. If you are only 65 years old, never move to a retirement community. Everyone else is in their 70s, 80s or 90s. So, when something needs to be moved, lifted or loaded, they will shout, "Take the child away."

Here I want to give some advice to those who are about to retire. If you are only 65 years old, don't enter the retirement community. Because everyone there is seventy or eighty years old or eighty or ninety years old. Whenever they want to move, lift or load something, they shout, "Let the little one do it."

2. Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I ran into the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's good. Who is fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

Mom: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I just ran into the street to stop a fight?

Mom: You did the right thing. Who is fighting with whom?

Freddie: Me and Jack Smith.