Tell a joke with a stomachache.

1: Jack's screams came from the bedroom. Mom ran in and saw her 2-year-old sister pulling his hair. Mother gently pulled away her little daughter's hand and comforted little Jack: "She is too young to know that it will hurt you." No sooner had the mother walked out of the bedroom than there came the screams of her little daughter. "What's the matter?" Mom turned and rushed in to ask. "Now she knows." Jack replied.

2. A friend led his son on the road and saw two big trucks collide in the middle of the road. The scene was tragic and black smoke came out. The 4-year-old son asked, Dad, what happened to the big truck? In order not to let the scene of the car accident leave a shadow in the child's heart, the friend calmly said: Oh, nothing, just two transformers sit down and smoke a cigarette.

Although the youngest son is over two years old, he just doesn't like to say hello to people. In order to cultivate his manners, when I took him to the market to buy food yesterday, I told him, "Bao Xiao, you must say hello when you meet people. The man is called uncle and the woman is called aunt. " When she came to a familiar booth, she inspired her son to say, "Think about how my mother usually greets everyone." After listening, the son suddenly said to the stall owner, "Cheap!"

4. My colleague has a Lori at home. After reading the exam, my colleague asked, how much do you know about 8+2? Lori answered 10. Colleagues asked again, then why did you write 9? The place where the answer is written on the roll paper is too small for the girl to write two numbers, so I have to write the one with the largest number.

5: One night, a girl was walking on the road and suddenly saw a ghost. The girl is indifferent. The ghost said, Sister, look, I have no hands! The girl is still indifferent, the ghost said, sister, you see, I have no feet. I am so miserable! The girl finally said, Sister, I am even worse. I have no breasts!

6. Dad: Mingming, how are you at school? Xiaoming: I'm fine. I'll do whatever the teacher tells me to do! Dad: Oh, what does the teacher usually ask you to do? Xiaoming: Tell me to get out! Dad: ........

7. Son: "Mom, I got a hundred points. What did you give me? " Mom: "Ten dollars." Son: "Then you give me half first. I got 50 points. "

8: I chatted with my colleagues at noon and suddenly talked about the house. I said, "The house is so expensive now. If I have a piece of land, it will really be developed! " "he said," if you have a piece of land, I'll recognize you as my godmother at once! " "Just finished, the little girl at the front desk called me:" You have a courier! " Later, my adopted son refused to talk to me all afternoon.

9: Hobbes bought a new pair of shoes. He put them in the cupboard and didn't wear them right away. His friend felt very strange and asked him, "Why don't you wear it?" Hobbkins said, "Well, the salesman told me that I would feel a little tight for the first few days, so I have to wear them in a few days."

10: A female colleague is quite fat. One day, she asked me why people nowadays regard thinness as beauty. Is it bad to be fat? I said, how could it not be? The so-called fat covers up all ugliness. When people find you fat, they don't care whether you are ugly or not.

Hope to adopt, thank you!