2022 humorous jokes with stomachache.

1. Others smile beautifully, but you are not like 1. You look funny.

2. One of my colleagues is allergic to mutton, and his face is swollen when he eats mutton, so everyone takes him with him every time he eats mutton skewers. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic his mutton is.

The physical examination doctor in the hospital asked me: Have you ever done dangerous sports? I thought about it and answered: Yes, sometimes I talk back to my wife.

If you think I'm fat, make it clear. Don't beat around the bush and say, "You really walked one step at a time!" "

From the beginning to the present millions, I don't want to show off anything. I just want to tell you that the happiness of fighting landlords mainly depends on luck.

6. When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling and often tangled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached that age that I found out: I really think too much!

7. I went to dinner with a buddy one day and saw the waiter scratching his ass from time to time. The elder brothers asked: Do you have hemorrhoids? Attendant: Can you order from the menu?

8. Your family is too poor. You want to go to your house, but you say you can't help it!

After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

10. I asked a child to dance, and he said weakly, "I can't." I said, "Boys should be confident and bold". As a result, he shouted, "I won't."

1 1. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, brother, I am happy when you are happy.

12. I felt sick and went to see a doctor in China. I frowned when I saw the doctor taking my pulse, so I asked, "Doctor, how is my pulse?" Doctor: "To tell the truth, it looks ugly."

13. I am so beautiful and have such a good figure. First of all, I want to thank my parents for giving me powerful genes, so that I have such a pair of skillful hands who are good at retouching pictures.

14. I bought a knife on Taobao, and saw the only bad review saying that I had an appointment to fight one-on-one the next day, and the third one was in Jack nife!

15. My girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing. The first time I brought my girlfriend back to my hometown in the countryside, I said, Mom, Zhu Jing is here. Mother listened and said, the pig came in and just drove it out.

16. "Call your parents tomorrow." "My parents are not here, is my uncle okay?" "Yes, but I have to come." The next day, I carried my 3-year-old uncle on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

17. Stop. Girl, I think your Tang Yin is black. How to do this? Come and try my facial cleanser. Buy it at 20% discount now!

18. Recently, a colleague wanted to resign. Our boss said, "Now that we have met, don't end it hastily. Let's have dinner together." Then, after two days of careful preparation, the hotel's after-dinner activities are all ready, except for one thing, which is to inform colleagues.

19. Drive along the expressway. As we approached the service area, the driver shouted, "Go to the toilet quickly and get ready in advance!" Next to the buddy, a weak question: "How do we prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now?

20. Just now, someone asked me what brand of lipstick I was wearing on my mouth. I showed her the way: go straight, turn left at the first crossing, and remember to tell my boss to put more Chili.

2 1. When I was a child, my father often told me the story that he 10 went out to work and provoked a family burden. After listening to this, I secretly vowed to be a braggart like my father when I grow up.

22. Why can't 520 be divisible by 3? Because love can't hold a mistress! Wrong, because mistress is inexhaustible!

23. My wife called and said that the computer was broken and asked me to go home and fix it for her. I asked her how it was broken, and she said to press F- 1. But to no avail. When I got home, my wife showed me that when the computer prompted me to press F 1, my wife held down F with one hand and 1 with the other.

24. I read an article today, entitled: You can't drink the water that has just boiled, and the top ten drinking habits are fatal. I haven't read any books. After reading it, I just want to add that the most important thing is what the author left behind. The reason why freshly boiled water can't be drunk is that it burns your mouth.