Humorous sentences that amuse girls; A short sentence that amuses your best friend.

We often say that in a relationship, girls don't have to be coaxed, but coaxing is what boys have to do, and it has nothing to do with obligations. Therefore, for many girls, boys who like humor are in a bad mood, and the other party always has ways to make themselves happy. But what humorous sentences make girls happy? Here are some short sentences that make your girlfriend happy.

Humorous sentences that tease girls 1

1, it's so naive to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that they have to look through the photo album.

I sometimes wonder if I am too fat to enter your heart.

3, all artificial leather, you are genuine leather.

4. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

5, big brother, now the meat of second brother is more expensive than that of master!

There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

7. "I'm out of my mind, but I don't want to pump the water out." "Why?" "Didn't that take you away, too?"

8. It suddenly occurred to me that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

Humorous sentences that amuse girls 2

9. "How long have you been single?" "Since birth" and "Sorry to have kept you waiting"

10, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!

1 1, "I had a nightmare last night" "What nightmare?" "Dreams without you are nightmares."

12, forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help the seniors get to the bottom.

13, "I think I should buy you a compass" "Why?" "Because I'm afraid you're too used to looking north."

14, "The doctor says there is a small hole in my heart", "Can you go into my heart and repair this hole?"

15, I've been waiting for happiness to knock at the door. I've been waiting for so many years, but I haven't knocked yet. Is my life a little biased?

16, "I'm drowning" "Huh?" "I'm in love with you and I can't get rid of it."

Humorous sentence 3 that amuses girls.

17, "Do you think there is anything special about my hands?" "Not special?" "I haven't been hugged by you, of course, not special.

18, do you know what is the most painful thing in a man's life? No wife. Do you know what is more painful for men? Had a daughter-in-law, and ran away with others.

19, often when a person says, I'm not bragging, he begins to brag.

20. "I had a dream last night", "What dream" and "Have your dream".

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