A confused mother's composition

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My mother has short black hair and clear eyes. As for her, she has a glib mouth. My mother is tall and fat, but she is not very fat. Sometimes she walks like a gust of wind.

After reading my description, do you think my mother must be a smart housewife? Hehe, you have been cheated. In fact, my mother is a fool and forgets things all day. Come on! Look how confused my mother is!

Several times, she washed the rice before cooking, put it in the rice cooker, and then cooked without plugging in the plug. When I got home, I found her sitting in a chair waiting for me to come back. When I helped my mother fill the rice, I found that the rice was not cooked well. Look at the electric plug is not plugged in! I asked my mother, "Mom, why hasn't the rice cooker been plugged in yet?" "Is there anything else? Let me see? " She will always be such a "big head shrimp". Several times, she hurried to work and heard the sound of drumming back. Needless to say, she must have left something behind.

Once, she rummaged around the house and I asked, "What are you looking for, mom?" "Looking for the key, what was there just now will be gone soon?" I couldn't help laughing at her anxious appearance. Mother asked doubtfully, "Tong Tong, what are you laughing at?" "Ha ha! The key is in your hand! " "Oh, I'm forgetful again." She smiled shyly.

"Knock, knock, knock ..." Huh? It's the sound of my mother running back again. Hey.-She forgot again. All right, bye. I'm going to open the door for my confused mother again!

Mom is a confused person.

Once, my mother woke me up and told me to braid my hair and comb my hair. She was angry. "Where's your hair band?" You said you didn't understand that your mother worked harder every day and liked to braid her hair. Do you know where your hair band is? My mother cried for help, but I didn't dare to speak, because once she spoke, she would keep nagging. Suddenly she stopped talking. It turned out that the headrope was hung on her arm.

Another time, my mother went to work, tidied up neatly, and said to my father and me, "The company is a little busy today, so we should go early." My father and I always give my mother some broad requirements, so she is very free. Soon, my mother hurried back. I heard a quick knock at the door. I ran to open the door. Seeing my mother sweating profusely, I got a fright and asked what happened. Mother said, "I can't find the key to my office." It's over. I can't deduct the bonus if the leader's hurry is delayed. Come on, come on, you and your father can help me find it. Where are the keys at home? " ? My father and I put down what we were doing and helped my mother find the keys in the back room and the outhouse, but my father asked, "Did you rummage in your pocket?" Mom said, "I did, but I didn't." Dad picked up his mother's bag again and opened it. Mom's key was sleeping in the compartment inside. Mom was so angry that my father and I whispered, stupid guy.

Another time, I caught a cold, and my mother took the medical insurance card to the drugstore to buy medicine for me. I came back soon, and I said, "Mom, that was fast." Mother gave a wry smile. "Baby, I took the wrong card and took the salary card to the pharmacy as a medical insurance card." Fortunately, we are all familiar with the drugstore owner, so let my mother help me get the medicine back first and then settle the account. ...

Confused mother, what can I do

My mother, not tall, has a lot of temperament. In everyone's eyes, she is a shrewd strong woman, but no one knows that she is a complete idiot in life.

It was a hot afternoon. My mother and I went out to buy some things and then went home. She walked to the door of our unit without stopping and walked on. I didn't stop to rest until the unit door next door, only to see my mother wiping her sweat with a paper towel. I rushed over like a 100-meter race and asked, "Mom, where are we going?" Mom just came to her senses and smiled awkwardly: "Oh! I am really confused. "

I can understand being confused occasionally, but I didn't expect her to continue to be confused.

At the door, my mother continued to walk up. When I saw this scene, I was about to open the door. I immediately rushed to stop my mother: "Mom, where are you going?" Mom stopped, paused before coming to her senses and smiled awkwardly. Oh, my God, if I hadn't stopped her, she would have opened someone else's door! What a confused mother.

She was so confused not only this time, but also once.

When I went out in the morning, my mother reached for a mineral water bottle with "water" on the piano and said to herself, "There is no glass water in the car, so I have to bring a bottle of mineral water." I saw my mother turn on the range hood, skillfully empty the water in the bottle and spray it on the glass. There was a pungent smell in the air, and my mother and I suddenly realized that it was grandpa who bought a catty of white wine yesterday afternoon. Ha ha ha, confused mother!

My confused mother, when can you have a snack? Dad and I are not around, so don't lose yourself.

My mother is not tall, but she is very temperamental. In everyone's eyes, she is a smart and strong woman, but no one knows that she is a complete idiot in life.

It was a hot afternoon. My mother and I went shopping and then went home. She walked to the door of our unit, but stopped and walked on. I didn't stop to have a rest until the door of the next unit. I saw my mother wiping her sweat with a tissue. I ran over like a sprinter and asked doubtfully, "Mom, where are we going?" At this time, my mother came to her senses and smiled awkwardly: "Oh! I am really confused. "

I can understand her occasionally, but I didn't expect her to continue to be confused.

When she reached the door, her mother continued to walk up. Just as I was about to open the door, I caught up with this scene and called my mother. "Mom, where do you want to go when you arrive?" Mom stopped, paused before coming to her senses and smiled awkwardly. Alas, my mother, if I hadn't stopped her, she would have opened the door for others! What a confused mother.

She was so confused more than once, and once.

When I went out in the morning, my mother reached for the mineral water bottle with "water" on the piano and said to herself, "There is no glass water in the car. I must take out a bottle of mineral water. " Only when my mother turned on the range hood and skillfully emptied the water in the bottle and sprayed it on the glass, did the air smell pungent. My mother and I suddenly realized that it was grandpa who bought a catty of white wine yesterday afternoon. Ha ha ha, silly mother!

My confused mother, when do you grow snacks? My father and I are not with you. You can't lose yourself.

My mother has one shortcoming, which is confusion. I have been tortured by my confused mother many times.

This summer vacation, my mother and I want to visit Changchun. So, my mother quickly booked two air tickets from Beijing to Changchun. On the morning of departure, I was sleeping soundly and suddenly felt someone shaking me in my sleep. While rubbing my sleepy eyes, I heard my mother shout in my ear in panic: "Walnut, get up quickly!" " The plane will take off soon! "In an instant, I was awake, got out of bed quickly, and was dragged out of the door by my mother while dressing. At that time, my mother was so scared that she rushed to the garage with a big bag, a small bag and a suitcase and urged me to go back while running. When we arrived at the garage, my mother threw the luggage into the trunk and we drove to the airport in a hurry. But we are still late. When we arrived at the airport, we found that the plane had just taken off. Mom just stood there, watching the plane drift away, muttering, "How did I forget to set the alarm clock …" Finally, we had to take the train to Changchun instead.

After a few days of fun in Changchun, I will go back to Beijing, this time by train. My mother grabbed tickets from the ticket vending machine with big bags and small bags. When she pressed the ticket button, she found that the ticket had been taken away. At this time, I was at a loss. My mother stood in the same place and kept muttering: "This is impossible, who took our ticket …" Suddenly, my mother patted her forehead and said happily: I remember, the ticket has already been taken! "Mom went to search the bag, and there was nothing in the bag. At this moment, my mother seemed to remember something again, frowning and saying to me, "I remember … I left my ticket at home in Beijing …" I lowered my head and didn't want to say anything more. Finally, we had to reissue two train tickets to Beijing.

This is my confused mother. Although she can be very troublesome sometimes, I still love her very much!

Everyone loves his mother very much, and I am no exception. My mother is a teacher, and I am in the same school. We go to school together every day. She has long black hair, beautiful eyes under bushy eyebrows and a beautiful smile on her face. Every time my mother smiles, her white teeth are exposed, and the whole person always looks warm.

Although my mother is over thirty years old, she sometimes looks like a child, cute and confused. There are mice at home recently, which makes my mother very upset. One night, I slept with my mother. I slept soundly. Suddenly, she patted my stomach, and I shouted, "Ouch!" " "She sat up quickly and asked," What's the matter with you? " I covered my stomach and said, "I slept well." Why did you hit me in the stomach? "Mom said," Oh, I thought I heard a mouse barking in my dream just now, so I went to fight at once. "I didn't expect to hit your stomach, I'm sorry!" Well, it seems that my mother treats me like a "big mouse".

I didn't sleep well that night. My mother got up and knocked around and kicked around, trying to get rid of the hateful mouse, but it seemed that the mouse was playing hide-and-seek with us. When my mother came, the mouse hid. As soon as my mother slept, the mouse came out to continue to "destroy". After getting up the next day, we all became "panda eyes". Mother raised her right hand, clenched her fist and shouted excitedly, "I am at odds with the mouse!" " "

Alas, this is my mother. Although she is often confused, I love her very much!

Confused mother composition 7 "Ermao, mom is at work!" After saying goodbye, mother walked out of the house.

"Ding-dong-"When the elevator reached the twentieth floor, the arrow jumping up stopped and the elevator door opened. Mother held the bag in her left hand, smoothed her hair with her right hand, put her sideburns behind her ears, pushed her glasses, pursed her lips and shook her head slightly. My younger brother came running, shaking his head, blinking his lovely big eyes at his mother and hugging her legs with his hands. Mother touched her little brother's head, took his leg and walked into the elevator. The little brother paused for a moment, then turned to look for his "car friend".

I turned around, picked up the book in my hand, and while flying in the sea of books, I continued to blow dry my hair. Three or four minutes later, with a "ding", the elevator reached the twentieth floor again. I was reading a line, looked up and turned to the gate. I thought it was dad who came back from a business trip and brought us presents. Listen, why mom again? Didn't you go out with a question? I put down my book and put my chin in my hands. My brother stood up. Mom's hair was a little messy, and she said awkwardly, "I took the wrong bag."

My brother's arms drooped naturally, his stomach was bulging, his eyes were dull, his mouth was triangular, and he stood still. Mother blushed, frowned, grabbed her purse, squeezed out a smile and waved at us. "Well, goodbye!" Without saying anything, the younger brother continued to sit down and play with the car after his mother left.

After descending to the first floor, the elevator rose again. I hope it's not mom this time. Well, it seems not. The elevator stops at 14 floor. Just when I was happy, my mother went home again and changed a pair of small white shoes: "Look at my brain, I can wear two different shoes." Her breasts are falling together, panting, and a strand of hair is still hanging on her glasses. My brother's mouth was pulled down, and he looked at her quietly and waited for a while. When my mother shook hands again to say goodbye, my brother finally burst into tears and wouldn't let her go to work.

The confused mother actually dug a hole for herself, jumped in without saying anything, and even joined her brother. You can't go to work on time this time.

My mother is confused. She often says something contradictory.

When I go out in the morning, he always tells me to be careful on the road, take write slowly slowly, pay attention to passing vehicles at intersections, strictly abide by traffic rules, and don't grab a second for three minutes. After going out, my mother walked in front and I was behind. Under her constant urging, walk fast and carefully and don't be late for school.

In fact, I know in my heart that my mother wants me to be a studious and enterprising person. Therefore, if you go to school to study more, you will inevitably be urged, but you are worried about your own safety. I'm afraid of an accident, so I'm slow and fast. It sounds contradictory, but it makes sense. This situation, only my mother can say it.

Whenever I have a minor pain or illness, my mother will say nervously, what's the matter? Tell me quickly, I'll take you to take medicine or see a doctor. When I'm ready, he said seriously, you should strengthen your exercise at ordinary times, not only exercise more, but also increase your immunity. Take medicine as little as possible, and take medicine all the time, which will produce antibiotics. My mother wants me to be strong, not to get sick less and not to rely on drugs. And I hope everything is all right. It's very kind of you to take medicine and cure my illness!

When eating, my mother forgot to take a few bites and kept giving my team members meat and vegetables for fear that I would not have enough to eat. She said that she would eat more. She was growing up, but before I finished eating, she said that overeating was harmful to her health. Alas, my confused mother. Let me eat for a while, and then let me pay attention to my health. What should I do?

Look, this is my confused mother. It's really confusing. But this is also my mother's deep love for me, so my mother is confused again, and our family loves her very much.

Confused mother composition 9 "Quick, Sandy! Brush your teeth, brush your teeth, carry your schoolbag ... "Alas, my mother nagged again, and so on. What did my mother say? Wash your face, brush your teeth and carry your schoolbag? I know how to wash my teeth, but I have no time to wash my teeth when I go to school in the morning! What does that mean to brush your face? Maybe mom wants me to brush my face with a toothbrush? Carrying a bag? No, my mother wouldn't let me get dressed, so she cut my schoolbag and made it into clothes. I was wondering when I heard my mother's laughter. It turned out that the confused mother realized that she had said something wrong, which should be "washing her face, brushing her teeth and carrying her schoolbag."

Alas, my mother is not old, but she is completely confused and talks nonsense all day. I was told in the morning, "I'm going to eat milk and drink eggs!" " Later, I said, "Remember to flush the toilet when you go to the toilet." That's right. In the evening, my mother called me "eat my homework first and then write dinner" in the kitchen ... I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt so much that I was called "the king of jokes"!

Strange to say, such a confused mother won the first place in the region for ten years in a row in Chinese class. All the students taught are top-notch, and none of them is confused. Meng Ruiqi is one of my mother's favorite students. My brother Xi Huaibin, my sister fluff, my brother Tong Chenyang, my sister Zhang Xinyuan and my sister Theway are all good.

Although my mother is full of confused complaints in her life, she is serious at work. No sooner had the mother sent off her big friend in the sixth grade than she welcomed the children in the first grade. Out of curiosity, I thought what I learned in the first grade was simple, so I wanted to help my mother correct her homework. When I corrected my homework, my mother sat next to me and read it by herself after I finished correcting it.

Laughter makes you younger. If I have a confused mother at home, I can become an immortal! Ha ha ha ha ha!

There are many interesting stories in life, but there is one thing that makes me laugh and cry-confused mother.

That time I was ill for a long time, and my mother didn't forget to say to me when she got up in the morning, "Remember to take medicine after eating a good meal."

"Ok, no problem."

After dinner, my mother asked, "Where did you put your medicine?"

"It's on the desk in my room!"

"Why is it gone!"

"I put it here last night!"

My mother looked around in a hurry before I heard what I said. I followed. My room doesn't exist, and neither does my mother's room! I'm blushing and my nose is red!

"How do you put things? I don't know how to put it away. I put it in the east and the west. Really. " Now mother is so anxious that she makes her thunder disappear again.

"What happened early in the morning?" Dad suddenly came out of the room.

I told him the medicine was missing. After listening, he also found it. Dad also searched the whole room, but there was no sign of the medicine.

My mother stood in my room in disgust and my father walked over. I can't see the medicine. My mother is even more flustered, as if to eat the whole earth.

"The medicine won't disappear!"

Dad looked at my room carefully. "No."

I know where it is.

"When did you joke like this?"

"Look." Dad pointed.

I looked in the direction my father pointed. It's in mom's hand.

Mom and dad and I looked at each other, and everyone changed from angry faces to smiling faces.

Just like magic!

Do everything seriously, don't be careless, be like a mother and an idiot! Ha ha ha ha!

Confused mother composition 1 1 At home, my mother always forgets to put salt in cooking, and the food is always tasteless; I always dial the wrong number on the phone. I often hear my mother apologize to others, "I'm sorry, I have the wrong number." Therefore, I call her "confused mother". However, although my mother is confused about these trivial things in life, she is not confused at all in my study. Once, I made a mistake in my oral calculation and was about to correct it. Suddenly an idea came to my mind: I won't correct this problem first, and see if my mother can see it.

So I took the oral math problem to my mother for an examination. If my mother doesn't find out, I can take the opportunity to "lecture" her and say, "Mom is so careless! You can't even check this! Hee hee ... "However, as soon as my mother looked up the question, her eyebrows screwed up:" Oh, this question is wrong, take it and change it quickly! " Huh? Why is mom so careful now? "Hurry and change!" Mom said again. I nodded like a chicken pecking rice and said, "OK, change it right away!" " Back in my room, I corrected the problem, thinking that my mother is generally confused. Why is she so careful today? Later, I found that my mother was not confused at all when preparing lessons for students. She always prepares very interesting and vivid lessons for the next day. I often look up a word on the Internet or in the dictionary for a long time. Mother is also very careful in correcting students' homework. Write a long comment on each assignment.

Oh, I just found out that mom is not confused at all. She is the most serious! For some things that must not be ignored, mother is meticulous. It is precisely because my mother takes these things too seriously that she becomes confused about some small things in life. The so-called "confusion" is just a mask for my mother, but the "true face" under the mask is a serious "face"! I love my confused mother, my "mask" and the "true face" under my "mask"!

A confused mother's composition 12 There is a "confused" person in our family-mother. But she added a lot of fun to our family. The most interesting thing is time. ...

In my eyes, my mother is like a fairy who came to the world: a pair of watery eyes embroidered with two curved eyebrows; There is a glib mouth under the straight nose. Anyway, I can't believe my mother is so confused.

What I remember most clearly is the case of the "missing" mobile phone.

It was a sunny day. Mother decided to take me for a picnic. Just as I was packing, I suddenly heard my mother scream: "My mobile phone is gone!" " "I hurried into the room and asked," What's the matter? " "My mobile phone is gone." Mother told me anxiously. However, as soon as I entered the room, I saw the "disappeared" mobile phone. You must be thinking, where is the mobile phone? Why can you tell at a glance? Ha ha! Then you must have forgotten that my topic is "stupid mother". It turns out that my mother's mobile phone is in her own hand. This kind of situation of holding things in hand and looking for them assiduously is a common occurrence in our family. This time, I decided that Doby was a "fool" mother. I pretended to be surprised: "No, it's gone again!" So my mother and I looked for the "missing" mobile phone separately. I am responsible for the living room and two rooms, and my mother is responsible for the rest.

After a long time, the mobile phone was still missing. Seeing that my mother was about to cry: "What should I do?" I used my quick wits to say to my mother, "mom, don't cry yet." Can't I use the phone to call your mobile phone? " "Yes, why didn't I think of that!" Mom smiled through tears. "Jingle bells, Jingle bells." My mother rolled on the bed laughing when she learned that the mobile phone was in her hand!

There is a clown in our family-"idiot" mother. Although she forgot something and asked me to run errands, I love this mother very much!

My mother is not old, just in her early thirties. But when she often does something wrong, she will defend herself like this: "old fool!" " "So I called her confused mother. Although my mother is confused, I like her better than anyone else.

Said she was confused, this is true, not letter you see:

One day in the summer vacation, my cousin came to my house to play. After we played a crazy football match in the yard, everyone wrote an article and gave it to my mother for review. The puzzled mother nodded while watching: "well written!" " Nice kick, too! You play very well, maybe you can kick into DNA…… in the future ................................................................................................................................................................. I said, "This is the NBA! Besides, it's basketball! Haha! " Mom blinked and said irrationally, "DNA should be tested when playing football!" " We all laughed our heads off. Ha ha! Mom is confused at a high level!

Mom's confusion goes far beyond this, and it has something to do with her dislike of watching TV! One noon, I was having lunch and watching TV. "Mom, look at my idol!" I let out a cry and scared my mother who was absorbed in eating. Mother stared at the TV for a long time and said hesitantly, "Is this the Zhou Jie stick that sings Double Cut?" I almost spit out the food in my mouth. Alas! My confused mother!

Mother is not only confused, but also particularly fond of crying. One day at noon, she cooked a meal and read me a book she had just read, Happy Family Day. Reading, my mother burst into tears and sobbed and said, "It's so touching! Too touching! " Suddenly there was a strange smell coming from the kitchen. "It's broken! The rice is burnt! " Mother put down her book and ran to the kitchen. Hi! This is the nth time that a confused mother has cooked.

In fact, sometimes my confused mother is not confused at all. When I recite, she will find out every word she has missed. The mistakes in my homework cannot escape her eyes. I have never done anything wrong except admit it.

Although my mother is confused, crying and strict, I still love my mother. Love more than anyone! Because my confused mother makes me feel that I am the happiest child in the world!

If you want to ask about the confusion of our family, we will certainly say without hesitation: Mom, every time my mother is always confused, she is always played by others or given the wrong change. If you don't believe me, then listen to me carefully ... No.65438 +0 Today, my mother broke her leg and there is no band-aid at home. My mother quickly went to the drugstore to ask the waiter for a band-aid. The waiter said, "a box of band-AIDS 1 yuan!" " "I see," my mother said, and took out no money from her bag and handed it to the waiter. But the waiter didn't know whether it was intentional or not, and gave her three and a half dollars. My mother didn't see whether the change was too much or too little, so she hurried home. Father asked, "Did you buy a band-aid?" "I bought it and found two and a half!" "Two pieces of five? No, a box of band-AIDS is one yuan. How much did you give him? " "Five dollars!" "Do the math. One dollar for a box of band-AIDS, and you gave him five dollars. How much should he give you? " "ah! He should give me four dollars, no, I have to ask him for money! "

As soon as the words were finished, my mother ran to the drugstore at the speed of light and said to the waiter, "You just gave me fifty cents less to burn. Give it to me! " "Who are you? I don't know you! " "I just asked you to buy a band-aid!" "It was someone else who was on duty just now, and I took over!" What? Mom, this is a dumb person eating Huanglian-you can't say no when you are bitter. My mother is not only careless, but also confused in taking care of herself. Today, my father is on a business trip, and there are only me and my mother at home. I am very happy, because my father will buy me a lot of toys when he comes back, but my mother won't let him go with tears. As soon as dad left, mom sat on the sofa doing nothing, but she could do nothing but make instant noodles.

I started eating. As soon as I took a bite, I thought there was something wrong with this instant noodle. Why is it so salty? It turns out that my mother added all the salt in instant noodles as a convenient fabric, so instant noodles will naturally become very idle! (I haven't had a decent meal since my father left) Echo Although my mother is confused, I still have to say (clearing my throat): "I love my confused mother"!

The cold winter is coming, and the hen is going out to buy cotton, because there is not much cotton at home. As they walked, the hen said, "How lovely these four chicks are. I can't let them catch cold. " He quickened his pace.

When she came to Miss Rabbit's cotton shop, Miss Rabbit warmly welcomed her and introduced many new varieties. Some cotton is soft, and some even give off the fragrance of roses, which makes hens dazzled and at a loss. When the mother hen asked about the price, the price quoted by Miss Rabbit surprised the mother hen, and she didn't want to turn around and leave at once. Walking into another store, the price is very cheap, but they are all defective. The hen is confused again. Suddenly, she saw Mr. Pig turning a machine, and there was shiny "cotton" inside. When asked about the price, it's quite cheap. So, mother hen wisely thought that even God was helping me, and I went to several stores and finally bought cheap and practical cotton, so that my baby chicken wouldn't catch a cold. The hen said to Mr. Pig, "Boss, I want all your cotton." Mr. Pig was very happy. He quickly gave the hen a handful of cotton. When the hen came home, she immediately sewed a brand-new quilt.

In the evening, after watching cartoons with chickens, the hen lay contentedly in a brand-new quilt and soon fell asleep.

Late at night, the temperature of hens and chickens melted "cotton" bit by bit. The hen fell asleep and felt very cold, squinting and touching the quilt. Hey, why is the quilt getting thinner? And it is wet. The sleepy hen suddenly ran away, and she got up with a skid. "Oh, it's the baby chick that wets the bed." The hen was about to change the quilt when he thought for a moment. No, baby chickens don't pee so much when they wet the bed. Whether baby chickens wet the bed or not has something to do with the thinning of the quilt, and it seems that it has nothing to do with it. The hen thought about it. Later, I opened the quilt and found that all the cotton in it was gone. Can cotton run with long legs? Hens can't be puzzled.

Now she doesn't understand what's going on. What do you think mother hen bought?