Jokes of the zodiac

Gangster: Put the money in the second dustbin beside the road in the western suburbs on Sunday. ...

Yang Yang: Western suburbs? Let's go to the eastern suburbs! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? There is a mountain in the eastern suburb, which is very dangerous and exciting. ...

The gangster is going to pack up and spend the weekend in the eastern suburbs.

Taurus constellation

Gangster: Put the money in the second dustbin beside the road in the western suburbs on Sunday. ...

Niu Niu: OK, OK! Don't worry! I will be there on time! You can't hurt my dog, it is a very important member of my family! ..... (Niu Niu, who loves her family, is so stupid and cute-but this gangster is so stupid! )

Gemini

Gangster: Put the money in the second dustbin beside the road in the western suburbs on Sunday. ...

Gemini: But why should I listen to you? You have to tell me a reason. Don't you know it's not easy for me to make money? I started school at the age of 6, and I didn't find a job until I was in my twenties. I can earn money ... (Hey, stop it, the other party has already hung up)

Cancer constellation

Gangster: Put the money in the second dustbin beside the road in the western suburbs on Sunday. ...

Crab crab: Well, I'll discuss it with my mother.

Gangster: I have your mother!

Crab crab: Then I'll discuss it with my father.

Gangster: I have him too!

Crab crab: Then I'll discuss it with my sister. ...

Gangster: I have her too!

Crab crab: Then me and ... (No way! Crabs are the only ones left at home. Crabs? )

Leo:

Gangster: Put the money in the second dustbin beside the road in the western suburbs on Sunday. ...

Lion: Idiot! Who are you to order me? Listen to me! Put my house in the second dustbin on the road in the western suburbs on Sunday, or I will * * *! (It seems to be ... it's backwards ...)

virgo

Gangster: Put the money in the second dustbin beside the road in the western suburbs on Sunday. ...

Virgo: That place is really dirty! You can think about it! It's in the coffee shop in the southern suburbs! Put my brother on the phone! ..... brother! Did you wash your hands before dinner? Don't forget to take a shower and wash the back of your ears before going to bed at night ... (The gangster on the phone is already sweating)

libra

Gangster: Put the money in the second dustbin beside the road in the western suburbs on Sunday. ...

Lily: I don't believe that's your nature. You must be in trouble, right? Poor thing! But don't lose faith in life! Be Big! I still have 100 yuan here, you can take it first ... The gangster has already been moved to tears.

Scorpius

Gangster: Put the money in the second dustbin beside the road in the western suburbs on Sunday. ...

Scorpio: Hmm. All right. The second one. All right!

The next day. As soon as the gangster opened the trash can, he found a policeman inside and a row of police cars behind him. Scorpions with their families waved to themselves not far away. ...

Sagittarius

Gangster: Put the money in. ...

Sagittarius: Hey! You're a little efficient, okay? Hurry up and act! You got it? You set your watch now and I'll be there in five minutes! (Then hang up the phone and rush out of the house ...)

Gangster: I ... I haven't said the location yet ...

Capricorn palace. Compare CAPRICORNUS

Gangster: Put the money in the second dustbin beside the road in the western suburbs on Sunday. ...

Capricorn: But I really don't have time this Sunday! There are things in the company ... you can do them next week!

Gangster: Hey-don't hang up! Hey! Hey! ……

Aquarius constellation

This is probably the coolest constellation. Hang up and call the police. Calm down!

fishes

Gangster: Sunday ...

Fish Fish: (already grinning) Mom, I want my mom. Come on, Dad, whoops, I'm so scared, Mom.

Gangster: (sour in my heart) Okay, okay, don't cry. I also want to cry

Fish and fish still keep crying.

Gangster: (gritting his teeth and stamping his feet) Stop crying! Can't I leave your family alone?