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1. Because of the busy work, the salesman is not at home for six days a week. Naturally, he apologized to his wife and wanted to make up for her all Sunday! On Sunday, when they were making out in that creaking bed ..... Suddenly! ! The old lady next door knocked on the wall and shouted, are you finished? ! ! There are seven days in a week! Can't you take a day off? The president and his wife visited the pig farm. President: "How many times does that robust breeding pig mate with sows a day?" Owner: "There are about ten times a day on average!" Madam President: "Look at people! Look at you again! " President: "Excuse me, does that kind of pig mate with the same sow every day?" Farm owner: "No, it is breeding with different sows." The president said to his wife, "Look at him! Look at you again! " 3. A teacher stutters. Lead the students to read the text in class one day. Teacher: "The teacher who was listening to the class next to me smiled. The teacher was in a hurry and said to his students, "No matter how many times I go, you are only allowed to go once. A Dai: Why can't I get the Lamian Noodles I want? "I've been waiting for a long time!" Dude: "Don't worry, don't worry, the master is pulling!" " Then the master came with hot noodles and said enthusiastically, "That's what I pulled! "It is steaming, please eat, please eat! One day, corn and potato got married. Potato drove to pick up the bride and go to the wedding. But when the potato got there, he only saw popcorn, so he asked, "Have you seen the corn bride?" I saw popcorn shouting angrily, "What's wrong with people wearing wedding dresses? "