Funny good night jokes

Humorous Good Night Jokes

Most of the jokes reveal the perverse phenomena in life and are ironic and entertaining. There are different levels of interest. Here are humorous good night jokes for entertainment!

1. Anyone who hears my good night is the one I love. Good night.

2. After separation every night, when I get home and lie on the bed, I receive a call from you saying good night. At that moment, my heart feels very at ease.

3. Good morning, good afternoon, good night, in exchange for saying "you are so annoying"

4. Good morning, good night, how can I feel at ease without you, my baby~

5. Baby, please don’t give up on the girl who says good night to you every night. Baby, please don’t abandon the boy who wakes you up every morning.

6. The puppy and the piglet play together. Puppy: "What is one plus one?" Piggy: "Two!" Puppy: "Wow! You are so smart!" Piggy: "Of course, you think I have a pig head!"

7. During the holiday party, fireflies served as lighting effects artists and flew together in the air. One of them did not light up, and the other asked him curiously: "Brother! Why don't you light up?", the fireflies did not light up. Said: "Hey! Forget it, the electricity price has been raised again. I owe the electricity bill last month!"

8. "The temperature at the poles is getting higher and higher, and penguins and polar bears have left their own territory. Finally, they We met at the equator. The penguin said: Brother Bear, although the greenhouse effect prevents us from keeping warm, this environment has made my family almost extinct. The polar bear said: Sister Penguin, don’t be sad. Although we will disappear first, humans will also disappear. They paid the price for everything they did. "

9. The kitten was fishing by the river and was accidentally pinched by a crab in the shallow water. The crab ran away when it saw that something was wrong. The kitten continued fishing, and after a while he caught a shrimp. The kitten saw it and said: "Xiao Ya, you lost weight like this in the blink of an eye. The weight loss effect is good."

　10. A rooster I fell in love with a hen, so I decided to invite the hen to dinner. The hen readily agreed and dressed up to attend the invitation. After the meal, the waiter asked the rooster to pay. The rooster said: "He pays the bill today." The hen was stunned and said, "Didn't you invite me to dinner?" The rooster said: "Haven't you heard that an iron rooster doesn't plucking his hair? That's me. An iron rooster ”

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