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I asked God: Can our friendship last forever?

God said: no, only seven days.

I said, well, Monday to Monday!

God said: no, only four days.

I said: spring, summer, autumn and winter!

God said: no, only three days.

I said: yesterday, today, tomorrow!

God said: no, only two days.

I said: day and night!

God said: it was only one day.

I said: good!

God was at a loss and asked me which day I wanted.

I said: every day I live!