Why can't you speak your hometown dialect?

1 Passerby A: I heard you moved. Passerby B: Yes, it moved to the end of the city. Passerby A: Yo, Municipal Party Committee, it's pretty good. It's on the third middle road, right? Passerby B: No, it's in Nakai, Hedong Development Zone, which is the tail of Liuzhou City. -Liuzhou people's creativity is peculiar, and anything serious can be turned into relaxation and fun through talking and laughing. From another point of view, the city is changing and expanding. Yesterday's "city tail" has become today's prosperous urban area, and tomorrow's city tail will come farther and farther. A: Let's have dinner tonight. B: Yes, it's noisy. Perhaps only Liuzhou people can understand the meaning of this short message, but it means where to eat; Noisy? Who does that mean? Be brief, 5 cents a word. 3 Appropriate backwardness is also a fashion ... —— A discussion between a DJ of a radio station and an advertising planner on fashion topics. Nowadays, there are more and more definitions about fashion. Avantgarde and trend have become the mainstream of fashion, but different people have different understandings, which also means the trend of social and cultural diversification. 4 Refueling: Welcome. Driver: No.93, add 5 yuan. Refueling: ... Driver: Have you added it? Please help me make out the invoice. Refueling: @ #%&; -A Mercedes-Benz S5 car drove into a gas station on Liushi Road, and the service staff of the gas station greeted it cheerfully, thinking it was a big customer. Unexpectedly, the above conversation happened, and the expression of the oiler experienced a process of sunny-cloudy-cloudy, and finally almost collapsed. This scene reminds people of a dialogue in world without thieves: Do you have to be a good man if you drive a good car? 5 China's plane flies high, and American planes are beaten and burned-a nursery rhyme spread among Liuzhou children born in the 197s, with obvious ideological tendency, and there are many similar nursery rhymes. For today's children, nursery rhymes are no longer their mainstream form of entertainment. The development of science and technology enriches children's lives, but it also limits their imagination. Which one is finished after 6? Is that the end? -A dialogue of a company employee when communicating with a customer by telephone, after listening to it, colleagues laughed, thinking about it, too, sometimes even a simple question will appear blank. 7 Aye, it's Yang Guo again ... —— A basketball teenager in Longcheng Middle School was too energetic when shooting. After watching the ball fly over the hoop, he used the name of the hero of The Condor Heroes to evaluate the failed shot. After careful consideration, I think it should be explained as follows: Too strong indicates that the yang is too strong, and the ball flies too far, which is estimated to be relative to impotence. My childhood dream was to be a pastry chef. -A girl said to her boyfriend.

location: Selena pastry shop on Park Road. 9 I went to school, carrying explosives, bombing classrooms and playgrounds ... —— adapted from the long-standing Song of Going to School, the crystallization of the collective wisdom of a primary school student. I don't know whether the school has angered the students or whether the students are tired of the school, and I don't know whether it is expressing creativity or venting dissatisfaction. Today, when the weather turns cold, the snake won't come out. It must be a mouse ... —— Logical analysis of the market by lottery people. Now it is not difficult to hear similar conversations in the streets and lanes of Liuzhou. The prevalence of gambling reflects the lack of people's spirit, and I really want to get angry: Liuzhou people, you shouldn't be so depraved! 11 Ah, squeeze the elder brother, move the bucket to light up, give the umbrella door, who (sei) is red, Lu Weilu, Cha Qiu, give the horse and dog a dog, and do it all-who understands these off-key words? Others may not know that Liuzhou men must know it very well-the name of boxing is widely coded, and it can be heard everywhere in the streets and lanes. The bold voice interprets Liuzhou's character from another angle. The first generation of only children after the implementation of the family planning policy; The age of birth was accompanied by historical events such as the Third Plenary Session of the Eleventh Central Committee and the self-defense counterattack. The peers of reform and opening up have enjoyed the fruits of reform and also borne the price of reform; No faith, no sense of security, confused in the era of diversified values ... —— The self-definition of a Liuzhou netizen born in 1978. How do you drive flies into people's bowls? -a snail powder stall owner is angry at the coolie. We have been complaining about Liuzhou's food brands. How can we not build a strong brand with such good products? Now it seems that in addition to market factors, we should also find reasons from our own details. Ultrasonic waves can be emitted here, and metal can be detected. —— A scavenger in Ouyangling garbage dump is introducing his equipment to others. The progress of science and technology really affects everyone. Customer: Give me a box of that. Shop assistant: Which one? Customer: That's it … Salesperson: Customer: Condoms! ! ! One day in a supermarket on Sanzhong Road, I heard a dialogue between an adult man and the cashier in the supermarket, which made people laugh. China people have been ashamed of sex since ancient times, and sex education in schools is even more lacking. Most people are self-taught. Nowadays, sex is not only a personal problem, nor a family planning problem, but also a social problem. I want to go to a distant place to bask in the sun and make the moldy sun shine brilliantly ... —— Personality signature of a netizen in Liuzhou 17 Excuse me, do you have Liang (Liang) Xin (Xin) here? -A newly graduated employee contacted other units for the first time. The two people he wanted to find were Liang Yu and Chen Xin, but when he was nervous, he made such a slip of the tongue. 18 Curbing AIDS and Fulfilling Commitments-the theme of World AIDS Day in 26. December 1st this year is the 19th World AIDS Day. According to the latest assessment, there are about 65, HIV-infected people in China, including about 75, AIDS patients. At present, Liuzhou is at the forefront of AIDS prevention and control in China. In October this year, Zhang Wenkang, deputy director of Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference Education, Culture, Sports and Health Committee, visited our city to conduct research on AIDS prevention and control, and fully affirmed the achievements made in AIDS prevention and control in our city.

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-A mother is blaming her son who just turned 1. After the child finished eating, he wiped his mouth directly with his sleeve, so it was no wonder that he was scolded. "Wolf reward" in Liuzhou dialect means untidy and unhygienic.

2

A: Don't you have to go to work today?

b: today is Saturday. ok!

-"good" and "good" have become the mantra of young people in Liuzhou, which is not a local slang in Liuzhou, but an imported product. The root cause seems to be the lines in the series of Hong Kong and Taiwan. With the exchange of cultures, many regional elements have been added to the dialect. Now, if you want to listen to the authentic Liuzhou dialect, you may only have to find Aber who is over 6.

three

answers make you sleepy!

—— This oral English is an original work entirely from Liuzhou people, with complete independent intellectual property rights. It is usually used in situations where people don't want to answer other people's questions, similar to the "No comment" of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. At the same time, deductive works such as "I'm tired of seeing you" and "I'm tired of thinking about you" are derived from this.

Thursday

Are you going to climb Ma On Shan this afternoon?

-what is elephant noon? Who knows? Whoever says it will understand. Like noon means morning. Some Liuzhou people who don't speak Liuzhou dialect don't seem to be interested in standard Mandarin, so they have to say something that they think is fashionable. Now it's not a question of arguing whether to speak Mandarin or Liuzhou dialect. It's the key to have something to say.

5

Catch chicken and eat cauliflower ...

—— A lyric in Yu Junjian's "Tell the truth": Tell the truth ... was interpreted by a Liucheng brother in the OK hall.

VI

A: Liuzhou has developed well in recent years.

b: yes, that's why we have a lot to worry about.

—— At the dinner table, a friend who had been away from Liuzhou for a long time lamented the changes in Liuzhou, and another friend took a sentence immediately after drinking for 3 days, which made the friend sitting there laugh. However, we are all working hard to make our lovely Liuzhou better.

Seven

Fat boy, come and have a look at it for me. My computer died here.

-a conversation in the office. Grammatically, there seems to be nothing wrong, logically, but it sounds so awkward. Anyway, all the listeners present at that time laughed their heads off. It seems that the humorous elements in the office are really endless!

Eight

Come here, please. I'm going to sell powder separately tomorrow morning.

-In front of an entertainment venue in Wuxing Street, a brother in a suit and tie grandly stood in front of the door and made a phone call. Compared with other cities, Liuzhou's entertainment market is particularly hot. You can often see those guys and girls shuttling between entertainment places at two o'clock in the morning, and no matter which class, they are all affected by this atmosphere. Thieves who actively participate in

Nine

will celebrate the New Year!

—— An old man at Shuguang Road looked at a young man who was anxious because he couldn't find a motorcycle and said the above words. Every year is the peak period of thieves' activities, which seems to be a routine. But do thieves have to harm the interests of others during the New Year?

ten

He is a powder cub.

—— In an alley of Sanzhong Road, a noodle stall owner pointed at a bony young man and talked about it. Drugs have long been a social problem, and the resulting public security problems, health problems and family problems are all harmful. Drug addicts have become the darkest group in society. Here, although our voice is not loud, we can't help but appeal again: cherish life and stay away from drugs! ! !

Eleven

Bro, I'll take you to the theatre, I'll sit upstairs, you sit on the floor, I'll eat melon seeds and you eat fart.

-Liuzhou nursery rhymes, with a little humor and a little ruffian. Liuzhou people born in 7-8 years should be familiar with it. At that time, adults described this joke as "no oil and no salt", but it brought a lot of fun to that generation.

XII

A: What did you talk about at the tea shop last night?

b: sit together.

—— It's quite interesting to hear these two conversations in the elevator of an office building on No.3 Middle School Road. Both of them contain typical local slang in Liuzhou: Talking about Xiao is an interesting thing in Liuzhou dialect, which is similar to talking about Xiao; Bangu, on the other hand, means chatting, which has the same effect as the "dragon gate array" in Sichuan dialect and the "chatter" in Northeast dialect. A few years ago, Liuzhou Radio also published a column in Liuzhou dialect, called "Ban Gu Lun Jin".

XIII

Chairman Mao taught us that our educational policy should be to let the educated develop morally, intellectually and physically, and become workers with socialist consciousness and culture. For revolution, vision protection and myopia prevention, eye exercises began ................................................................................................................................................................. At present, in Liuzhou, there are still some schools and units that continue to use this set of broadcasts, but it seems that only the version played by Liuzhou No.2 Middle School is the most complete.

14th

A: Do you know Liu Zongyuan?

b: yes, I have studied the middle school textbooks.

-a serious language disorder. If you have learned it, you have learned it. Why should you "have learned it"? This is not fashionable. This is a grammatical mistake and a mistake from Hong Kong and Taiwan. We should use the language correctly, whether it is spoken in Liuzhou dialect, Mandarin, Vernacular, Sichuan dialect or Hunan dialect.

XV

Customer: How much do you want?

Seafood vendor: two taels in the big basin, one lobster in a tube, and the seven grass next to it for you ...

—— Bargaining in the seafood market is full of slang with Liuzhou characteristics, and outsiders really don't know what's going on if they haven't heard of it. In fact, "one or two" is yuan; "One barrel" is one hundred yuan; "One bird" is 1 yuan; "One big" is 1, yuan; Of course, there is still one yuan, called a grass.

sixteen

Don't argue, we make a lot of money and don't care about this little money.

—— In the cold drink shop downstairs of Huaqiao Building, two outsiders who are engaged in pyramid schemes are drinking drinks. Because of the dispute with the clerk over the price, the thin man is flushed and deadlocked. The fat man patted the thin man on the shoulder and said the above words. It seems that "being broad-minded and fat" is quite reasonable.

Seventeen

Duck crosses the head, monk ...

-At a New Year's party in a community in Liujiang County, a hostess announced to everyone: "The next program is Yamato Sing." Some foreign audiences were puzzled at first, and then they understood after explanation. Liuzhou dialect belongs to a branch of Southwest Mandarin. Because there are many ethnic minorities in the surrounding counties, the branches of the language are often integrated into the languages of some other ethnic groups, such as Zhuang. Therefore, although they belong to the boundary of Liuzhou, there are still great differences in pronunciation of dialects.

18

You violated the rules. Do you have a problem with the fine?

—— A traffic policeman stopped an illegal vehicle at a certain intersection and said humorously to the driver.

XIX

Vendor: Do you buy it or not? Don't rummage around if you don't buy it!

Customer: Why are you so miscellaneous? Who wants to buy your things?

-The vendor who set up a stall in the street didn't want others to disturb his goods, so the customer and the vendor argued. "Ah Za" means bad attitude and blunt speech in Liuzhou dialect.

Twenty

What I want most for the New Year is to get a phone call from the police station informing me to pick up the car.

-Some people hope to get flowers in the New Year, some people hope to get perfume, and some people hope to get a sincere love, but for a person whose motorcycle has been stolen, the biggest wish is to find what he lost.

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A child made a phone call, and an adult taught him to greet his relatives. After eating and getting on the bus, he made a mistake. Children are so cute.

"Today is Tuesday."

What about Tuesday? The butcher is a little worried. Oh, ask again, today, there are few people shopping in the streets.

"Why does someone always cut in line, …… Oh, he has a' VIP' card, but you posted a notice that the' VIP' card can be given priority?"

At the bank, a depositor who had been waiting in line for a long time got angry. Half an hour later, the bank really posted a notice that "customers with VIP cards have priority in handling business". Banks are very irritating now!

"do I hear the sound of waves?"

I went on a business trip to study, skipped classes to see the sea, and the leader inspected the post. Fortunately, the leader did not pursue it. It feels good to have the opportunity to study and train!

"5 hairs more."

In the evening, it is much more uniform to buy food and meat at the vegetable market. His professional level is really flattering. After selling meat for nearly ten years, his knife skills have not improved at all, and he always cuts too much.

"let me help you download it."

in front of the computer