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Classical Chinese composition that makes me hate

1. Disgusting classical Chinese composition Classical Chinese is a sentence pattern that is completely out of touch with today's life.

Classical Chinese is not only used now, but also in the daily life of ancient people. This is just an ancient written language.

There are two ancient jokes that go like this: Zhao Nanxing's "Laughing Praise" in the Ming Dynasty said: "A scholar bought firewood and said,' Come here with a salary.' The firewood seller understood the word' come here' and took it to the front.

Q:' What's its price?' Because the word' price' is very clear, I said the price. The scholar said,' solid outside and weak inside. More smoke and less fire, please damage.

The firewood seller didn't know what to say, and the lotus went. There is also an old joke that a scholar was stung by a scorpion when he was sleeping at night and called to his wife, "Dear wife, burn a silver lamp quickly, your husband was attacked by a poisonous insect!" " I said it several times, but my wife didn't know what it meant.

The scholar couldn't help it and shouted, "Old woman, turn on the light quickly, the scorpion stung me!" " The wife understands her husband's meaning ... These two jokes can prove that classical Chinese is seriously out of touch with the daily life of ancient people. The ancient people probably spoke just like the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and most people could understand it.

The teacher gives lectures to students, probably in vernacular, just like we are explaining classical Chinese today. Confucius' The Analects of Confucius kept some oral things.

Since some people also spoke vernacular Chinese in ancient times, why didn't literati write in vernacular Chinese? I think, firstly, they are afraid of wasting paper. In the early days, there was no paper, and the words were engraved on Oracle Bone Inscriptions and bamboo slips and written on cloth and silk, which was very expensive. Of course, the article should be concise.

Second, if you don't write classical Chinese, there will be no culture, and the literati will feel ashamed, so there will be no need for vernacular Chinese. For example, Zhang Dayou of the Tang Dynasty wrote a poem in vernacular, which was later ridiculed.

China's Cultural Revolution began with language. The New Culture Movement and the Language Revolution during the May 4th Movement played an unparalleled role in promoting the ideological modernization of China people.

Hu Shi and others think that "the words in classical Chinese are readable but incomprehensible" and "half-dead words", so there must be living tools to replace the dead or dying tools. Driven by Hu Shi and others, the popularity of vernacular Chinese is vigorous and surprisingly smooth.

China quickly popularized the vernacular, and introduced a large number of western grammatical structures, pinyin letters, Arabic numerals, punctuation marks, mathematical and physical formulas, etc. Finally, China will be in line with the modern society. Without the reform of language and writing, and without introducing new things from the West, how can the classical Chinese in China carry an overwhelming amount of modern information? How can China integrate into the vast torrent of this world? It is certainly a good thing that classical Chinese has been transformed into vernacular Chinese, but after the reform, new problems have emerged: today, each of us should not only spend a lot of energy to learn modern Chinese, but also learn classical Chinese, which is called the essence of China culture and has little practical value.

Chinese is the main course for students. A person has been studying from primary school to university for half his life. However, many people still don't know all the words, can't translate sentences, can't write well, and can't learn all the knowledge ... Alas, this annoying classical Chinese .............. ……PS: Give a +2 if you agree. If you don't agree, just say what you think. Thank you.

I hate Chinese composition of 500 ~600 words. I hate Chinese most, because Chinese teachers are the most verbose. I hate Chinese most, because Chinese homework is the most, I hate Chinese most, because composition is particularly difficult to write, I hate Chinese most, because Chinese texts are the most difficult to recite, and I have to recite all day! I am as possessed as the Tang Priest! Chinese is really too difficult, not only Tang poetry and Song poetry, but also prose, classical Chinese and vernacular Chinese! And write down the author's name, oh, yes, and words? What Li Bai, whose word is too white, is called Qinglian layman? Without rhyme or reason! I don't know anything Why don't these go to history class? If I study such a passage in history class, I am still very interested.

I hate Chinese most, because math is simpler than Chinese, and math only needs to remember ten numbers. Art is better than China's. Drawing human sketches of flowers, birds, insects and fish cultivates sentiment. Music is happier than Chinese, so you can sing it loudly! Biology is more vivid than Chinese, and you can also visit the school's small herbarium. How interesting! Physics is more interesting! What interesting experiments can you do! Only Chinese is boring, a new word has to be copied so many times, and a text has to be read so many times, which really makes people feel afraid and contradictory.

If I come to Chinese class, I won't ask students to write so many new words and recite so many books. I will spend 45 minutes in class to analyze the significance of the author's writing this article with my classmates, so that everyone can speak actively and everyone who speaks will be encouraged rather than criticized. I will learn about the author's psychological activities in writing this article with the students, enter the author's heart to learn and gain spiritual food. After class, I won't let students copy new words and texts. I will ask them to write their thoughts on reading and understand the absorption and learning situation of each student. I will recite their new words and call for a policy: "As long as you remember and learn, I won't ask you to copy new words". But for students with ugly handwriting, it is helpful for their future development to let them practice more. I will treat it differently, so that students with scrawled handwriting can reduce their learning tasks as much as possible as long as they write neatly and remember the textbook knowledge.

By the way, I admire that many teachers give particularly vivid lectures, and they can always lead our brains and thoughts, which is fascinating. If I were a Chinese teacher, I think I would cultivate my ability in this field. In this way, I think, students will fall in love with Chinese classes and even Chinese teachers.

I have a wish that the language I hate can become what I like.

One go, hope to adopt! Hmm. How interesting

3. The composition I hate, the person I hate most.

In our beautiful society, some annoying figures will appear from time to time.

On Sunday, I saw three middle school students on my way to the park again. Their trousers were so long that they all fell to the ground. Their backs are open, and their hair seems to explode. They listened to MP3 players, smoked cigarettes and swaggered to the Internet cafe in front. I thought to myself: why didn't they become like this? Parents don't care about teaching these people. I shook my head and walked away. At noon, I came out of the small park and saw them again. They are walking towards a child. One of the gangsters said fiercely to the little boy, "son, give uncle some money to spend!" " "The little boy paused, and then took out the lollipop in his schoolbag with trembling hands. Suddenly, with a wave of his hand, the man knocked out the lollipop in the child's hand and said loudly, "I want money, not money, you know?" The little boy was probably frightened and began to cry. The gangster waved and said coldly, "cry, cry, cry, you know how to cry." Who told you not to understand me? You deserve it! Then he kicked the little boy and said, "Hum!" From his twisted mouth. 1, twist a head and go. I am angry, but I know such people are incompetent. Now they use their parents' money and the money they robbed, but when they get old, no one will give them money. How can they be helpless?

Such annoying and incompetent people will never appear in our society in the future.

4. "I hate people" composition "I hate people"

The person I hate most is the person who often plays with me. Not only I hate him, but also others hate him.

He is a thin man of medium height with a scar on his brow. This is what he left in the battle. Although he is good-looking, his ideological quality is different; Although his grades are not bad, no teacher in the school likes him.

I hate him because he likes to take advantage of small things. And he will quarrel with his classmates because of a little thing. He can fight for most of the semester. Sometimes, two or three times a day. Once, he went to play table tennis with several classmates. However, when I came to the table where I played table tennis, I began to quarrel with a classmate in order to win a good table top. Without saying a few words, he pulled out his fist and hit someone. The other party did not show weakness, so they fought with him. Later, other students advised them to leave, but he kept cursing. That classmate was persuaded not to fight with him. But when I heard that he continued to curse, my anger came up and I punched him. So, two people punched you again, and I punched you. After many people advised them to fight, they stopped fighting.

I hate his arrogance. Whenever he gets good grades in the exam, he will show off in front of others. However, when he fails in the exam, he will call names even if others play jokes on him.

He has many shortcomings, so I hate him … others hate him! I hope he becomes a likable person, and don't let everyone hate him again!

5. The last summer vacation of the fifth grade of ancient Chinese was really hard. For example, the homework piled up in the garbage is as high as garbage (not so exaggerated), and it is crazy to think of the teacher's well-meaning bad smile.

I thought I could have a happy summer vacation in the last grade of grade five, but there is an "ulterior secret" hidden behind the teacher's smiling face. I boldly imagined that the teacher was laughing evil in the office. Alas ... I just got 85 points and got an A this time. What a coincidence! It's a good thing I wasn't dismembered by my mother. Mom, forget it. Well, teachers are the key.

The teacher's homework this summer vacation really overwhelmed his wife. What a good copy of the phrase! Copy words and count! I was so angry that I had to copy it three times. The most angry thing is that I have to buy a copy of "50 Ancient Poems that Junior High School Students Must Recite" and recite it ... Oh, my God! What crime have I committed? Punish me like this, I'm still mourning for my Qian Qian! After this book was "airlifted" by Kuang, I read it more than N times and still couldn't understand it. I tried to recite it without a clue. What a good model! I want fish! They are all typical difficult to recite, and then I tried to recite ultra-short ancient poems, and finally I began to understand. First, I understood the general meaning of ancient poetry and prose, and then I carefully read it twice, so I tried to recite it, but I was so stubborn! Even if you can't turn the corner, you can't recite it. This is the "dead hole" where I recite ancient Chinese! I remember the last time when I recited Guanluo: "Guanluo dove is in Hezhou. My fair lady, a gentleman is a good gentleman ... "When I was imagining the picture in Guanju, suddenly, a cry that I hate most appeared in my ear.

"Sister, let's eat!" My favorite sister is pure in appearance and evil in heart. Every time she steals from me, it makes me angry, so we are sworn enemies. That smelly guy messed up my thinking and the picture became blurred. The ancient prose I just recited disappeared in my memory. I just recited it for nothing.

It really pisses me off. Ancient prose! I really hate you! Without you, my summer vacation would have a happy ending, but with you, my summer vacation has always been an ellipsis. I wonder if I will die miserably next semester. Students, stay tuned.