Jokes about financial management

Category: Business/Financial Management

Problem description:

Two economists made a bet together. Economist A said to economist B: If you can eat a stall of shit, I will give you 1 10,000 yuan. The economist of B couldn't stand the temptation of 1 10,000 yuan, and really ate a lot of shit, so A had to give B 1 10,000 yuan. After a while, B found it disgusting to eat a pool of dog shit, so he said to economist A, I will give you 1 10,000 yuan if you eat a pool of dog shit. A was very distressed by this 1 10,000 yuan, so he ate a pool of shit, so B returned this 1 10,000 yuan to A. After a while, economist B felt wrong and said to economist A: We didn't get anything, but we ate a pool of shit for nothing.

Analysis:

There is no reward for this kind of problem, and few people pay attention to it ...............................................................................................................................................................

Although they didn't get a penny themselves, they created a GDP of 2 million, and this shit is still worth eating. I'll tell another such joke.

In a small town that is not rich, two promising young businessmen were drinking coffee in a cafe and saw a beautiful woman. This is what businessman A said. If you can walk over and kiss the beauty's shoes, I will give your company $65,438+billion. Hearing this, Businessman B immediately went over without hesitation, knelt on the ground and kissed the beauty's shoes deeply. All this is amazing. After returning to his seat, businessman A immediately called his company and wired 1 billion dollars to businessman B's account. 1 week later, the two businessmen met in the same coffee shop. Businessman B said, I'll make a bet with you this time. If you can kiss the shoes of the lady who walks through the door, I will also give you $654.38 billion. Businessman A agreed without hesitation and did the same. Businessman B also picked up the phone after seeing it and fulfilled his promise.

The waiters in the coffee shop thought the two men were crazy, but an official next to them was very happy and said that if they did this every day, our city would be famous. Everyone is puzzled.

After 1 week, the local newspapers reported on the front page that "the city's GDP * increased every month 15%". ...

These two stories have the same effect.