Collect funny jokes such as "poop" ~ whose quick post is the funniest? !

1 Two peasant women began to scold each other for some trivial things. A is no match for B. If you are in a hurry, you will scold: Bah! I spit chicken shit in your face! !

The hunter aimed his shotgun at a bird overhead. At this moment, the bird took a shit and landed on his face. The hunter angrily scolded, "Don't you wear underpants when you come out?" The bird sneered, "Do hunters still wear underwear when they shit?"

Pada is a famous glutton. One day, Zhang Ai came to pound black sesame into glutinous rice, knead it into a ball and put it on Pada's mat. Pada came into the room and ate and said, "Sir, a dog just came and shit on your cushion. I smell good. Try it, it's really delicious! " "Pada picked up the shit on the mat. It was really delicious and soon finished. He proudly said, "It is because the owner is blessed that the dog runs to my cushion to smell the incense and shit. "He didn't eat enough, so he asked Zhang Ai to make another bubble of shit for him. Unexpectedly, it smells so bad that even the fish in its stomach are spit out.

Zhang Ai said, "That must be the end of the master's blessing. Dogs don't smell incense and shit. " Although Pada wanted to throw up, he still said, "Who said it wasn't delicious? Blessed is the master! "

An old man in a village read the evening paper and turned the ambassador of the embassy into a shit hall. His grandson in elementary school said that he should be an ambassador, not a piece of shit. The old man said, you know a ball, and you can't learn it for a few days. Do you know that?/You know what? Ambassadors are also shit, shit is still shit, and embassies and shit halls are toilets.