Interesting two-part fable joke

1, upstairs los ice-can only stand aside.

2, open a side door on the slanting wall-something.

3. Monkey Sun sits in the world-all hands.

4, cattle soldiers-strange.

An almond came out of the open wall.

6, pull out the seedlings to encourage-eager for success

7. Only government officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps.

8. Driving without a whip-just flattery.

9. Grass grows on the temple platform-panic (drought)

10, dumb people eat broad beans-know fairly well.

1 1, go to the temple of fire for rain-wrong door.

12, autumn fans-no one asked.

13, refueling on the stage-kua

14, lame ass-crooked ways

15, Cao Cao meets Ma Chao-cut his beard and abandon his robe

16, June fish intestines-motionless; Unfreezed

17, lackeys enter the village-neighbors are uneasy

18, looking for a needle in a haystack-nowhere to find it.

19, the monk put beans on his head-in vain.

20, the kitchen knife cuts tofu-two sides are bright.

2 1. Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.

22, the mouse crossed the street-everyone shouted.

23, butt sour feet-fidgeting

24, the monkey on the fruit tree-full belly

26. Baoyu and Xiangyun cried for Jia Mu, each with his own tears.

27. Get off the mule-both men and women; Two surnames; Two animals

28. March moss-no; Not tender

29, the top of the spring tea-fresh and tender

30, the dog's tail is a line-not worth talking about; Not worth a try.