Who has jokes or brain teasers about math problems?

1. Mathematicians and their girlfriends are walking in the park. His girlfriend asked him, "Do you really mind my freckles?"

The mathematician replied softly, "Absolutely not! I was born to like dealing with decimal points. "

A student was sleeping in class and was found by the teacher.

Teacher: Why do you sleep in class?

Student: I didn't sleep!

Teacher: Then why do you close your eyes?

A student: I'm meditating!

Teacher: Then why do you nod?

Student: What you just said is very reasonable!

Teacher: Then why are you drooling?

A student: Teacher, you speak with relish!