Collect jokes and brain teasers about ice cream! !

Xiaoming complained to his father: "Uncle Zhang secretly invites his mother to eat ice cream every time when his father is not at home."

The father asked, "How do you know?"

Xiao Ming: "Every time they are locked in their rooms, I always hear Uncle Zhang say, Hurry up, hurry up, it will be soft soon."

The second ice cream

At dinner, Lina Xiaoye politely declined the second ice cream, but said with regret:

"No, thanks."

"Don't insist, have some more." The hostess advised her.

"Mom asked me to answer' no', thank you!" The girl naively replied, "But she probably didn't expect the first one to be so few."

I am ice cream.

One day, a black stool saw a white stool.

The black stool asked, Why are you so white and beautiful?

White shit is very angry!

He said: I am not shit! I am ice cream!

Brainstorm: When do Japanese eat ice cream?

A: Today.

What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

Ice cream, (iced unicorn)