Give me a little joke expression pack.

It was raining cats and dogs outside, so I took a taxi back to the hotel. When I got off the bus, I found that my mobile phone was missing. Despite the heavy rain, I chased the taxi and shouted, "Master, stop the car ..." I ran for more than 100 meters and found my mobile phone in my left hand ...

In class, the beautiful female teacher carefully explained to the children that "milk" means "small". For example, "suckling pig" is a "little pig" and "squab" is a "little pigeon". Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with the word "milk". Xiaoming: My family's economic conditions are not very good. I can only stand 40 square meters of breasts. Teacher: (I'm dizzy) ... it's useless ... change it. Xiaoming: I jump over a cleavage in front of my house every day when I go to school. Teacher: (dizzy) ... no ... change to another one. Xiao Ming: ... teacher, I really can't think of it. I want to pop my nipples.

There is a little wolf. Oh, he was born a vegetarian, not a meat eater. His parents are very worried. As a result, my parents were very pleased to see the little wolf chasing the rabbit one day. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, give me the carrot! ……