Fine compilation of animal classic funny quotations

Lead: Do you know funny quotations about animals? The following is my collection, welcome to read!

1. The ant saw the elephant swimming and said, Come up! The elephant climbed up, and the ant looked at it and said, get down! Elephant Anger: What are you doing? The ant said, nothing. I lost my swimming trunks. Let's see if you are wearing them.

2. The centipede was bitten by a snake, so it must be amputated to prevent the spread of virus liquid! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs ~! ! Doctor comfort: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future?

3. Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day? The old donkey sighed: We can't compete with others. We eat by running errands, while others eat by breasts!

4. A farmer will kill the chicken tomorrow and feed it at night, saying, Eat quickly, this is your last meal! The next day, I saw the chicken lying down, leaving a suicide note: I have taken rat poison, you don't want to eat me. I'm not fucking easy to mess with ~

A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but they were knocked down. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, small sample, xx is backwards!

6. The cocks chased a hen, and when the hen saw that one of the cocks bowed his head and said nothing, his heart was pounding. Wedding night, hen: You are so cool. Why didn't you scream? Rooster: Drink too much that day? Fear of vomiting

7. A shop keeps a parrot. When the customer came in, he said welcome. A girl didn't believe it. She left six times. The parrot said it six times in a row. The seventh time, the parrot said angrily, Boss, someone is playing with your bird!

8. A puppy climbed onto your dining table and crawled towards a roast chicken. You are furious and say, if you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do anything to you. The dog licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The dog said, look who is cruel.

9. When you were walking on the road, a bitch jumped on you, bit off a piece of meat from your foot and swallowed it quickly. When you put out your foot to kick it, the dog said with tears: You fight, anyway, I already have your flesh and blood in my stomach!

10. Mice are particularly depressed without girlfriends. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of foresight. Mouse: What do you know? She is at least a stewardess.

1 1. A friend asked the bat why he married the mouse. The bat has tears in his eyes, which is meaningful: alas! That day, he ate Viagra, with strong firepower, jumped on the ceiling and gave him a hand.

12. Giraffe married a monkey, and a year later, Giraffe filed for divorce: I will never live this kind of jumping up and down again! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees!

13. A pair of flies and their mother are eating. The son frowned and asked his mother: Mom, why do we eat shit every day? Mom said:? Don't say such disgusting things while eating, eat while it's hot! ?

14. Firefly was detained for hooliganism. Fireflies refused to accept: Who discharged? Who streaked? Who has an exhibitionist? I'm not allowed to order the toilet when it's dark?

15. The dog said to the bear: Marry me. Marry me, and you will be happy. The bear said, I won't marry. If I marry you, I will only have a bear. If I marry a cat, I will have a panda. That would be noble!

16. Mother mouse took the mouse out to steal things. When she met a cat, all the mice were frightened. As a result, the mother mouse learned to bark twice and scared the cat away. It turned proudly and said to the mice, children, from this incident, we can see how important it is to learn a foreign language well! ?