Super funny brain teaser riddle

Brainstorming and solve riddles on the lanterns can exercise people's thinking, and solve riddles on the lanterns can also increase his knowledge. The following are brain teasers and riddles. I hope children's shoes like it!

Super funny brain teaser riddle 1 1, who is the king of beasts? The director of the zoo

2. What kind of people will appear after death? Answer the people in the movie.

3. What hat can't I wear? Answer nut

4. What books are not available in bookstores? Reply to suicide note

5. What does the elephant's left ear look like? Answer the right ear

6. What water can never be used up? Answer tears

7. What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? Answer: hands and feet

8. The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? The answer is three long and two short

9. Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? The answer goose is penguin.

10, which English letters do people like to listen to the most? Answer CD

What is the secret of longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.

12. The angrier, the bigger the thing. Answer temper

13. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer plastic flowers

14. Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? Moths love rabbit meat.

15. Where is the narrowest road? The answer is narrow road.

16. What's the name of farting before death? The answer is absolutely resounding

17, when someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? The answer is in the toilet.

18. What is the smallest island in the world? The answer is the safety island on the road.

19, where is the safest place when the earth explodes? Answer hell

20. A group of henpecked men got together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly, they heard that their wife was coming, and everyone fled everywhere, but only one didn't run. Why? The answer was stunned.

2 1. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? The answer is flat personality.

22. Which word is common all over the world? Answer Arabic numerals

23. A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? The answer is because they are mother and son.

24. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Grandpa, father and son

25. Why doesn't the hammer hammer the egg? Of course the hammer won't break.

26. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? The answer is dizzy.

27. What is easy to knock down the world boxing champion? The answer is sleepy.

28. How many times has a woman divorced and played four-character idioms? I was exhausted (gave up) before answering.

29. What do people who stutter do most? Make a long-distance call

When Columbus set foot on the New World, what did he do next? The answer is on the other foot.

3 1 Is "kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? Answer conjunctions

32. When the heart exchange operation failed, the doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say? The answer is that you don't understand my heart.

33. Why do men have to punch when drinking together? The answer is not to suffer.

34. Divide 8 in half. What is this? Answer 0

35. When does the sun rise in the west? When the answer is sworn

36. There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year and the same month, and two children with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? The answer may be that they are triplets.

37. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.

A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? A: This is a veterinary hospital.

39. In winter, how can ice become water immediately without heating? The answer is to remove two points from the ice.

40. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

4 1. Why do peacocks fly southeast instead of northwest? The answer is because there are high walls in the northwest.

42. A truck driver collided with a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

43. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son? The answer is Xiao Ming, of course.

44. A young man wanted to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side. Why do you think it is? The answer is that two and a half hours add up to one hour.

45. There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! That's why (there are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board? Relax, it's a submarine.

46. What is unknown, but you don't know me? The sole of the shoe is broken.

47. Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk around and ask if they can see each other's faces in the mirror. The answer is of course yes, they are standing face to face.

48. What eggs can't be beaten, boiled or eaten? I got zero in the answer exam "0"

49. Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? The answer is headache.

50. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? The answer is the son of Confucius on the left. Mencius' son is on it.

5 1. What can I borrow without returning it? Forgive my answer.

52. What was the first animal you saw when you entered the zoo? Responder conductor

53. What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? Answer angle

54. What will increase by half after handstand? Answer 6

Just call its name and you will destroy it. What is this? Answer silence

56. What comes often, but never really comes? Answer tomorrow

57. Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages. He is not deaf, but he has never felt any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby.

58. How can I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write the word "red" in the answer.

59. When the car turns right, which tire doesn't turn? Answer the spare tire

60. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? The answer sank to the bottom of the river.

6 1, under what circumstances will people tear their hair? Answer cremation

62. The fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? Answer alcohol

63. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? The answer is that chickens lay eggs.

64. Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up? No one dares to stop fighting.

65. Mr. Lin had an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? The answer is whether you really love her.

66. You can do it, I can do it, and everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? The answer is dreaming.

67. Is the black-bone chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Why? The answer is black-bone chicken. Black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, but white chicken can't lay black eggs.

68. When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? I forgot to lock the door.

69. What are the benefits of black hair? The answer is not afraid of tanning.

70. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? The answer is to find a seat in heaven.

7 1, the manager can't cook, but there is a dish that is particularly good at. What is this? Answer fried squid

72. What wine can't be drunk? iodine

73. Why is a bottle of highly toxic medicine harmless to people? The answer is as long as you don't drink

You don't need to work hard at typing. Answer doze off

75. Some things are known to buyers and sellers, but only users don't. What is this? Answer the coffin

76. Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? The answers are bound into a book.

77. What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Nobody knows the answer.

78. A cow, go north10m, then go west10m, then go south10m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail is. The answer is facing the ground.

79. "Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"? The day after tomorrow

80. What are the main reasons for divorce? Answer the marriage

8 1, 9 oranges for 13 children, how to divide it fairly? Squeeze the answer into juice.

Put a pencil on the ground so that no one can pass through it. What should I do? The answer is on the wall.

83. What month has 28 days? The answer is 28 days a month.

84. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? The answer tree can't jump.

85. Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000km/h without refueling or other fuels? Answer the earth

86. What is the name of a beautiful woman who is afraid of losing her figure and not having children after marriage? The answer is peerless beauty.

87. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? The answer is fear of eating fingers.

88. Who is always afraid of taking a bath?

89. Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? The answer is "no" Amitabha.

90. What is not illegal to steal? Answer snickering

9 1, do you know where modern scientists are usually born? A: In the hospital.

92. Why do geese fly south? The answer is that walking with your feet is too slow.

93, melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin can eat, what melon can't eat? Answer, fool.

94. There are six steamed buns in the basin for each of the six children 1, and there is still 1 in the basin. Why? The last child was carrying a washbasin.

95. Pharaoh has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber.

96. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? The answer is "wrong"

97. What car is stuck? Answer the windmill

98. Xiaoming never studied, but he got a model student. Why is Xiao a deaf-mute student?

99. How many sides does the box have? The answer is twofold. internally and externally

Super funny brain teaser riddle 2 1. A fire broke out in a building. After Mr. Chen fled to the roof, there was no way to escape, so he fled to the roof next door. The distance between the two floors is only 10 cm, but Mr. Chen fell to his death. Why? Answer: Two buildings, one with 30 floors and the other with 3 floors.

There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year and the same month, and two children with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? Answer: It may be triplets.

3. What kind of word is more suitable to describe the agility of a clumsy person? Answer: Hurry.

A fashion model's sister wears new clothes that are not disclosed even on weekdays, but she often sees people wearing the same clothes as her. Why is this? Answer: Because she saw herself in the mirror.

5. What water should be distributed as planned? Answer: salary

6. What is the strongest lock afraid of? Answer: key

7. The plane that just took off suddenly smoked and fell to the ground. Why is no one hurt? Answer: Everyone is dead.

8. The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two pieces. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why? Answer: Xiaodong cut the earthworm vertically.

9. When can the net carry water? A: When water turns into ice.

10, a pit one meter wide and two meters deep. There is no water in the pit. Why would someone accidentally fall and drown? Answer: Because it is a cesspit.

1 1, Xiaohua said that he could make all the toys in the room disappear in 1 second. Is this possible? Answer: Close your eyes.

12, smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but when the plot is high, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? Answer: Because that man is the hero in the movie.

13, a certain order is written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? Answer: Don't read this article.

14, Dongdong's pigeon laid an egg at Mingming's house. Who should this egg belong to? Answer: pigeon's

15. What door never closes? Answer: goal

16, Xiaoming took 100 and bought a shirt from 75 yuan, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming only gave money to his boss, 80 yuan.

17, take a bite when eating an apple ... I feel terrible when I see one bug, even more terrible when I see two bugs, and what is the most terrible thing when I see several bugs? Answer: half a worm

18, which race runs faster than who? Answer: tug of war

19. What is the earliest surname of China people? A: It's a mountain. Haven't you heard of "the beginning of life, whose surname is Benshan"?

There is only one matchstick left in the matchbox. Mr. A wants a kerosene lamp to light the coal stove and boil hot water. What should I order first? Answer: Matchsticks.

2 1, a cow and a cow, guess three words? Answer: Two cows.

22. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? Answer: Because it is more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter.

Xiao Zhao bought a lottery ticket and won the first prize, but didn't give it to him? Answer: Not the date of receiving the prize.

24. A caterpillar crosses a river without a bridge. How can it get past it? Answer: Become a butterfly and fly there.

25. There were car accidents and collisions on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? A: Because it was a hearse, the deceased died before the accident.

26. Wife: "Oh, dear, the diamond ring you gave me fell into the black tea ..." As a result, the ring returned to his wife safely, without any trace of getting wet. Is this a miracle? Answer: I fell into a black tea can.

27. What will increase by half after handstand? Answer: the number "6"

28. Why do people go to the market? Answer: Because the market can't come.

29. In the pool of the hunting park, the crocodile bit the hat of the keeper and swam away; I saw the administrators outside the pool shouting and cursing together. However, no one is short of hats! Why? Answer: Because the manager was eaten by a crocodile.

30. Who doesn't use electricity? Answer: Burmese.

3 1, under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers? A: A man and a woman.

32. What is better to do with one eye closed? A: When shooting.

33. What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? Answer: I know I'm not stupid.

34. Rose, who just went to the first day of kindergarten, never studied mathematics, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why? Answer: Because he will only be one of the best.

35. It depends on the owner to beat the dog, and what to watch when beating the tiger? Answer: that depends on whether you have seed.