Learn what jokes?

In geography class, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places: Arabia, Singapore, Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya and Macau.

A student said, "Once upon a time, there was an old man named Arabia. One day, he went to climb the mountain. When he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly saw a group of Romans with the Cape of Good Hope on their heads. So he ran into Nagoya and closed Macao ... "

One of the students took part in an impromptu speech, and the topic was "My sister". And his opening remarks immediately attracted everyone:

My sister said "earth-shattering"; "Happy" at the sight of food; Find something "earth-shaking"; If you are lovelorn, you will "call the sky and grab the land"; When she borrowed money from me, she prayed to heaven and worshipped the earth. Now that she is finally married, it's really "thank goodness".